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@coachhectico.bsky.social
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Self-proclaimed funnyman with a keyboard and a chat window. I play games, make jokes, read too much, and fall in love with fictional women. It's a whole thing.
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coachhectico.bsky.social
Couldn’t be more thrilled if you paid me. I know it’s gonna be phenomenal :)
coachhectico.bsky.social
Just to poke fun and be pedantic. I actually have no idea where the hate comes from. Some people say they’re good dudes, some people blast them every chance they get. All I know about them is they’ve had some matches I enjoyed watching.
coachhectico.bsky.social
I’m confused by this reply. I think AEW is a fine product and am actively rooting for them to sign two people who I think would bolster their women’s division. So because I don’t actively follow them since a certain time period I’m a CM Punk burner account?
coachhectico.bsky.social
Wait, what? I never said I blamed anyone. I said I haven’t watched since then and that the situation left a sour taste in my mouth. This is not a correlation = causation thing. I just happened to fall out around that time. I’m not against AEW just haven’t really made it my business to watch since.
coachhectico.bsky.social
What about reading negative words about them? Is that fair game?
coachhectico.bsky.social
I don’t watch AEW anymore, left a sour taste in my mouth after the whole CM Punk/Jack Perry incident. However I do think Shayna and Dakota Kai would be solid pickups for their product.
coachhectico.bsky.social
So about a month ago I got my first ereader. It is a Kobo Clara Color and damn it, I’m in love. I have read significantly more than I ever expected to just because of the convenience of being able to take it everywhere. I might still buy physical copies of 5 star reads but man, this is neat!
coachhectico.bsky.social
I was out of the loop. I’m 92% done with @tracydeonn.bsky.social ‘s Oathbound and I was like “Man, there’s a lot to address before I finish this journey” I was not aware we were getting a book 4. This also makes sense because I was like how are we gonna tackle all these points in like 4 chapters?
coachhectico.bsky.social
Can confirm! I was there when you made it at age 8, though at the time you called it “Haus of Leafs” but as you grew you made the corrections.
coachhectico.bsky.social
Never in my child or adult life did I think for one second that my biggest gaming problem would be having too many games. My backlog is so deep I don’t know what to do. And being the dork that I am a crap load are JRPGs so you know… 100 hour games aren’t easy to clear from the backlog
coachhectico.bsky.social
I don’t normally like beaches but man, Daytona, it was a nice time. Buc-ee’s is the greatest place ever and I really loved the views I got to see. Nothing like reading on your #Kobo and watching the sunrise.
coachhectico.bsky.social
Hulk Hogan getting booed out of the arena is the funniest and most deserved thing I've seen in ages.
coachhectico.bsky.social
I fit in clothes I couldn't before, I went from fitting on zero amusement park rides to riding them freely. But my eyes can't see anything other than what I was and it's really bumming me out.
coachhectico.bsky.social
Body dysmorphia is a bitch and a half. I've lost over 120 pounds and I've seen candid photos taken of me... I know I've lost weight. A shit ton, but whenever I undress to take a shower, whenever I get a good look at myself.. I still see that 370 pound behemoth.. I don't see me, I can't see me.
coachhectico.bsky.social
Link to the Past, Windwaker, Twilight Princess, Ocarina of Time and Tears of the Kingdom
pastamous.bsky.social
I need more ZELDA moots

whats your top 5 Legend of Zelda games? mine are(no order):

1. Ocarina of time
2. Tears of The Kingdom
3. Wind Waker
4. Twilight Princess
5. Echoes of Wisom
coachhectico.bsky.social
I asked them if we could get all that for you. They said "The best we can do is a flat in South London, some rain, a Stuart Turton novel and a basket of ferrero rocher."
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i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between
coachhectico.bsky.social
No typo, we're just licking the screens. It's like wireless charging except instead of gaining battery charge people just stare at us and whisper.
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#WWE #ShawnMichaels #RickRude
coachhectico.bsky.social
They got me with the electric compressed air gun thingy.
coachhectico.bsky.social
You asked for one too many things so the gods said no. They are willing to work with you though, can the cottage not be mossy? They find those terms agreeable.