Cody Walker
@codydoescomedy.bsky.social
Cat wrangler and joke distributor
Between Diddy & the Epstein files
Jay Z's got 99 problems and all of them are bitches, hittem
Jay Z's got 99 problems and all of them are bitches, hittem
January 31, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Between Diddy & the Epstein files
Jay Z's got 99 problems and all of them are bitches, hittem
Jay Z's got 99 problems and all of them are bitches, hittem
One of my favorite things about government employees is that they can never ever lie bc when they get the job they have to pinky swearz
#usa #ice #government
#usa #ice #government
January 28, 2026 at 4:17 PM
One of my favorite things about government employees is that they can never ever lie bc when they get the job they have to pinky swearz
#usa #ice #government
#usa #ice #government
Gay dating app like Grindr
But instead it's for lesbians
And it's called Flickr
But instead it's for lesbians
And it's called Flickr
January 27, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Gay dating app like Grindr
But instead it's for lesbians
And it's called Flickr
But instead it's for lesbians
And it's called Flickr
WELCOME TO THE TURNER CLASSIC
MOVIE CHANNEL!
NEXT UP?
MORBIUS
MOVIE CHANNEL!
NEXT UP?
MORBIUS
January 26, 2026 at 4:22 PM
WELCOME TO THE TURNER CLASSIC
MOVIE CHANNEL!
NEXT UP?
MORBIUS
MOVIE CHANNEL!
NEXT UP?
MORBIUS
Big fan of whichever cat invented the "meow" that shit slaps
January 26, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Big fan of whichever cat invented the "meow" that shit slaps
Dripped up pettin' mad kitties
(they r mad bc they do not want my friendship but imma give'em a lil treat)
(they r mad bc they do not want my friendship but imma give'em a lil treat)
January 26, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Dripped up pettin' mad kitties
(they r mad bc they do not want my friendship but imma give'em a lil treat)
(they r mad bc they do not want my friendship but imma give'em a lil treat)
DEAL OR NO DEAL but instead of universal healthcare it's #Greenland for some fuckin reason
January 25, 2026 at 1:43 PM
DEAL OR NO DEAL but instead of universal healthcare it's #Greenland for some fuckin reason
NEW YEAR NEW ME
(I am not bettering myself,
I am going to commit identity theft)
(I am not bettering myself,
I am going to commit identity theft)
January 5, 2026 at 12:15 AM
NEW YEAR NEW ME
(I am not bettering myself,
I am going to commit identity theft)
(I am not bettering myself,
I am going to commit identity theft)
Bout to have the demogorgon demogaggin on my shi fr
December 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Bout to have the demogorgon demogaggin on my shi fr
This year for Christmas I asked Santa for divine retribution
December 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This year for Christmas I asked Santa for divine retribution
If ur happy n u know it clap ur cheeks
December 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If ur happy n u know it clap ur cheeks
*The year 2060*
Me: AND WE USED TO HAVE 2 DOLLAR MOVIE NIGHTS AT THE THEATERS, FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS USED TO SELL MULTIPLE ITEMS FOR ONLY ONE DOLLAR, RENTING USED TO BE AFFORDABLE!
Children wearing gas masks and UV protection suits: sure, whatever you say grandpa
Me: AND WE USED TO HAVE 2 DOLLAR MOVIE NIGHTS AT THE THEATERS, FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS USED TO SELL MULTIPLE ITEMS FOR ONLY ONE DOLLAR, RENTING USED TO BE AFFORDABLE!
Children wearing gas masks and UV protection suits: sure, whatever you say grandpa
December 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
*The year 2060*
Me: AND WE USED TO HAVE 2 DOLLAR MOVIE NIGHTS AT THE THEATERS, FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS USED TO SELL MULTIPLE ITEMS FOR ONLY ONE DOLLAR, RENTING USED TO BE AFFORDABLE!
Children wearing gas masks and UV protection suits: sure, whatever you say grandpa
Me: AND WE USED TO HAVE 2 DOLLAR MOVIE NIGHTS AT THE THEATERS, FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS USED TO SELL MULTIPLE ITEMS FOR ONLY ONE DOLLAR, RENTING USED TO BE AFFORDABLE!
Children wearing gas masks and UV protection suits: sure, whatever you say grandpa
When I was a teen I turned all my parents alcohol bottles into water.
I was like a reverse Jesus
I was like a reverse Jesus
December 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
When I was a teen I turned all my parents alcohol bottles into water.
I was like a reverse Jesus
I was like a reverse Jesus
Start the holidays off right this month by sending people unsigned Christmas cards with no return address that just say
"I KNOW WHAT U DID"
"I KNOW WHAT U DID"
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Start the holidays off right this month by sending people unsigned Christmas cards with no return address that just say
"I KNOW WHAT U DID"
"I KNOW WHAT U DID"
The year is 2070. The crowd watches as a wrinkled old man is covered in angry fire ants and has anteaters eat them off his body.
The crowd erupts into laughter and
I am in utter disbelief.
How the fuck is Steve-o still alive?
The crowd erupts into laughter and
I am in utter disbelief.
How the fuck is Steve-o still alive?
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The year is 2070. The crowd watches as a wrinkled old man is covered in angry fire ants and has anteaters eat them off his body.
The crowd erupts into laughter and
I am in utter disbelief.
How the fuck is Steve-o still alive?
The crowd erupts into laughter and
I am in utter disbelief.
How the fuck is Steve-o still alive?
So many people put their Instagram handle on their cars now and instead of putting your own I think you should put your enemies I.G. handle on your car and then drive like an asshole
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
So many people put their Instagram handle on their cars now and instead of putting your own I think you should put your enemies I.G. handle on your car and then drive like an asshole
All wheelchair accessible ramps should have a launch pad like Hot Wheels and a loop de loop, let's put the fun back into functionally disabled
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
All wheelchair accessible ramps should have a launch pad like Hot Wheels and a loop de loop, let's put the fun back into functionally disabled
November 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Honestly Trump blowing Clinton is the most surprising thing out of all this because Trump's such a narcissist that the only dick I can imagine him ever sucking is his own
#EpsteinFiles
#trump
#EpsteinFiles
#trump
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Honestly Trump blowing Clinton is the most surprising thing out of all this because Trump's such a narcissist that the only dick I can imagine him ever sucking is his own
#EpsteinFiles
#trump
#EpsteinFiles
#trump
Is doing jazz hands racist?
Idk why but it feels kinda
*does jazz hands* racist
Idk why but it feels kinda
*does jazz hands* racist
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Is doing jazz hands racist?
Idk why but it feels kinda
*does jazz hands* racist
Idk why but it feels kinda
*does jazz hands* racist
WE USED TO GET MAGAZINES WITH COLOGNE IMPRINTED ON THE PAGES AND WE'D RUB THE FOLDS ONTO OUR FLESH TO SMELL SEXY
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
WE USED TO GET MAGAZINES WITH COLOGNE IMPRINTED ON THE PAGES AND WE'D RUB THE FOLDS ONTO OUR FLESH TO SMELL SEXY
Using the special move and makin' her cum straight to God?
Call that a clitical hit 🎯💦
Call that a clitical hit 🎯💦
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Using the special move and makin' her cum straight to God?
Call that a clitical hit 🎯💦
Call that a clitical hit 🎯💦
*Being MK Ultraed by the
Teletubby Tinky Winkys tummy TV*
"We must collect sacrifices
for the sun baby"
Teletubby Tinky Winkys tummy TV*
"We must collect sacrifices
for the sun baby"
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
*Being MK Ultraed by the
Teletubby Tinky Winkys tummy TV*
"We must collect sacrifices
for the sun baby"
Teletubby Tinky Winkys tummy TV*
"We must collect sacrifices
for the sun baby"
We need Nardwaur to release the Epstein files
November 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
We need Nardwaur to release the Epstein files
READERS DIGEST, ARE YA SHITTIN?!?!
FRONT COVERS GOT BEFORE RACISM MEL GIBSON ON IT, POOP AND LEARN ABOUT BRAVE HEART. IS YOUR CERAMIC BUTT TIME GOING BAD??
WE GOT AN ARTICLE ABOUT I.B.S.
SQUINT AND PINCH AT A CROSSWORD PUZZLE
FRONT COVERS GOT BEFORE RACISM MEL GIBSON ON IT, POOP AND LEARN ABOUT BRAVE HEART. IS YOUR CERAMIC BUTT TIME GOING BAD??
WE GOT AN ARTICLE ABOUT I.B.S.
SQUINT AND PINCH AT A CROSSWORD PUZZLE
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
READERS DIGEST, ARE YA SHITTIN?!?!
FRONT COVERS GOT BEFORE RACISM MEL GIBSON ON IT, POOP AND LEARN ABOUT BRAVE HEART. IS YOUR CERAMIC BUTT TIME GOING BAD??
WE GOT AN ARTICLE ABOUT I.B.S.
SQUINT AND PINCH AT A CROSSWORD PUZZLE
FRONT COVERS GOT BEFORE RACISM MEL GIBSON ON IT, POOP AND LEARN ABOUT BRAVE HEART. IS YOUR CERAMIC BUTT TIME GOING BAD??
WE GOT AN ARTICLE ABOUT I.B.S.
SQUINT AND PINCH AT A CROSSWORD PUZZLE