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Cody K
@codyk.bsky.social
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an Uncrustables fan account
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 1d
Welp
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 1d
Ooooh baby. #MIZ
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 1d
C’mon, Tigs
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 2d
a man in a suit and tie says my man
Alt: Denzel saying “my man”
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 2d
What flavor we working with?
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 2d
My bad. Enjoy your rolls.
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 2d
Sorry to keep everyone up
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 2d
You’re not wrong
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 2d
Get away from, evil temptress!
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 2d
I’m afraid they’d be cold by the time they got there so I’d have to eat them to stop that from happening.
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 2d
I am a weak, weak man.
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 2d
Fighting the urge to cook some pizza rolls. Need your thoughts and prayers.
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 2d
Bad night to be a Philadelphia sports fan.
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 2d
PhiLOLies
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 2d
I’ve generally been on the side of not banning the tush push, but it needs to go. It’s not even entertaining.
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 2d
Giants 👀👀👀
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 3d
Screw it. Taking tomorrow off.
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 3d
Got some compliments on my shoes today by some youths. I still got it. I’m still cool.

(I am not cool)
a man in a music band shirt is holding a skateboard
Alt: Gif of Steve Buscemi saying “how do you do fellow kids?” While carrying a skateboard over his shoulder
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 3d
Had a couple of lobster rolls tonight. I’m feeling fancy af
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 4d
Girls love it when
Boromir saying “such a little thing”
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 4d
“Just don’t fuck with my garden”
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 4d
Tom Bombadil just because.
An illustration of Tom Bombadil from JRR Tolkien. Ol’ Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow. Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow.
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 4d
Me and who for Halloween?

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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 4d
Today I learned that frappés are just coffee flavored milkshakes.
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Cody K @codyk.bsky.social · 4d
But what if I don’t want no scrubs?
A truck trailer for “Scrubs on Wheels”
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