Rocky
@coffeeelf.bsky.social
Professional car nerd, coffee-based life form, she/her 🏳️🌈, #actuallyadhd, cat servant
Nowadays, my method of shopping is quite literally “I cannot epoxy these boots together again, I am banished to the shoe store until I find a replacement”
February 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Nowadays, my method of shopping is quite literally “I cannot epoxy these boots together again, I am banished to the shoe store until I find a replacement”
For reasons unknown, I do in fact wish to leave the house on this ridiculously cold day
February 8, 2026 at 4:07 PM
For reasons unknown, I do in fact wish to leave the house on this ridiculously cold day
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February 8, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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Happy 54th birthday, Snowball. She’s getting a rebuilt brake master cylinder.
February 7, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Happy 54th birthday, Snowball. She’s getting a rebuilt brake master cylinder.
Surprise snow day adventures: someone is riding a snowmobile in the neighborhood
February 7, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Surprise snow day adventures: someone is riding a snowmobile in the neighborhood
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February 7, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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Kittens are so graceful and dignified. Like how this one stretched, farted loudly, and came to join us on the couch
February 7, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Kittens are so graceful and dignified. Like how this one stretched, farted loudly, and came to join us on the couch
Work shenanigans: discovered some roasted edamame
February 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Work shenanigans: discovered some roasted edamame
The amount of paper cuts I’ve gotten in the last 24 hours is at an entirely unacceptable level
February 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
The amount of paper cuts I’ve gotten in the last 24 hours is at an entirely unacceptable level
Made it to work. Brain mostly made it in. Now do I get some work done today, or do I wander off on the internet
February 6, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Made it to work. Brain mostly made it in. Now do I get some work done today, or do I wander off on the internet
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February 6, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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It’s very annoying to work on the USS Cerritos when everyone expects you to be the Enterprise.
February 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
It’s very annoying to work on the USS Cerritos when everyone expects you to be the Enterprise.
Based on the quality of day I’m having so far, I need a refund
February 5, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Based on the quality of day I’m having so far, I need a refund
Update: orange has been successfully wrangled and we are at the dentist. He still objects.
February 5, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Update: orange has been successfully wrangled and we are at the dentist. He still objects.
Morning challenge: can I catch the somewhat-drugged orange cat and get him to the dentist.
February 5, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Morning challenge: can I catch the somewhat-drugged orange cat and get him to the dentist.
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February 5, 2026 at 11:56 AM
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I am very tired of having to babysit other people because no one understands that said babysitting, and said tasks, are not my job
February 4, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I am very tired of having to babysit other people because no one understands that said babysitting, and said tasks, are not my job
This morning’s conclusions: maximum annoyance has been reached, please try again later
February 4, 2026 at 3:22 PM
This morning’s conclusions: maximum annoyance has been reached, please try again later
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February 4, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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It’s cold outside and my brain just wants to go back to bed, not deal with work nonsense
February 3, 2026 at 2:26 PM
It’s cold outside and my brain just wants to go back to bed, not deal with work nonsense
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February 3, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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Reposted by Rocky
Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
February 2, 2026 at 11:33 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
Sales, and especially being a manager, is literally professional schmoozing.
February 2, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Sales, and especially being a manager, is literally professional schmoozing.
It would be awesome if my Awful Shoulder could go take a day off so I can do shit
February 2, 2026 at 4:37 PM
It would be awesome if my Awful Shoulder could go take a day off so I can do shit