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Colby
@colbydc.bsky.social
CO | lover of nature, reality TV (especially Big Brother), books, cats, and men | sometimes nsfw
Changed an air filter on my car by myself today and it was *so* easy I can’t believe I’ve ever paid to have that done
February 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Beautiful and challenging hiking with @nixostorme.bsky.social this morning
February 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Dad
Run ft. New Haircut
February 6, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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i do not wish to contribute my labor today but i must
February 5, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Ugh, do I need to read Wuthering Heights real quick before the movie comes out?
February 5, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Sometimes I just need to not talk to my 20 year old coworker with a cop for a dad 😂
February 4, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Beautiful morning solo hike
February 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Just sat down for Send Help, very hype for this one
February 2, 2026 at 2:28 AM
My workplace is donating 100% of sales today 🥲 I know I post a lot about wanting a better job but I do work for really great people
January 30, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I’m pregnant #traitorsus
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I really wish I could tell customers “maybe you just don’t like coffee” when their latte is still “too strong” after NINE PUMPS of syrup
January 29, 2026 at 9:37 PM
God I need my paycheck to not suck, but work is SO SLOW and it makes it so hard to stay
January 28, 2026 at 10:18 PM
#humpday shots for ya :)
January 28, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Very rude of the job I applied to on Friday to not have hired me yet
January 27, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Kitty cat purrs 🥰
January 26, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I have NEVER seen my husband’s hidden will before
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 AM
30 minutes after starting my shift, my delivery driver knocked over a case of milk in the walk in so I got to clean 4 gallons of milk off the floor ☠️
January 24, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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Don’t forget: all ICE agents are going to hell
January 24, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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My last two brain cells. #traitors
January 23, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I just wanna cozy up with a blankey and watch all the Oscars noms now, but work
January 22, 2026 at 6:49 PM
The parallel parking job I just did would make Mama Ru so proud 💅🏼💅🏼
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Was gonna go to the gym today, but my stomach feels like I ate Jimmy John’s at 9 PM because I ate Jimmy John’s at 9 PM, and also there’s a Yoshi on my lap
January 21, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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Just a little cuddle bug
January 21, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Tell me why one of the people I’m supposed to interview today has like 3 jobs on her resume that she quit within a month ☠️☠️
January 20, 2026 at 7:28 PM
My boss asked me casually a month or so ago if I’d be able to do interviews for new staff, I said yes. Didn’t hear anything until today that I will be interviewing ✨3 candidates✨ tomorrow. Both my bosses are out of the country, so I guess we’re winging it 😑🙃 back to work on that resume
January 19, 2026 at 4:10 PM