Colby
@colbydc.bsky.social
CO | lover of nature, reality TV (especially Big Brother), books, cats, and men | sometimes nsfw
Northern Lights from right outside of Boulder tonight
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Northern Lights from right outside of Boulder tonight
Not me getting carsick and throwing up out the passenger window in traffic on I-25
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Not me getting carsick and throwing up out the passenger window in traffic on I-25
Goddamn, all of my shit keeps breaking and I’m so hilariously broke right now. Add a new laptop charger to the ever-growing list of things I have to buy soon
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Goddamn, all of my shit keeps breaking and I’m so hilariously broke right now. Add a new laptop charger to the ever-growing list of things I have to buy soon
I want no customers but all the tips how bout that
November 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I want no customers but all the tips how bout that
Like a champ 🥵
Better under the hump than over it, or however the saying goes
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Like a champ 🥵
Pretty sure I have strep 😭🥲
October 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Pretty sure I have strep 😭🥲
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that was nice .. now craving borger @colbydc.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
that was nice .. now craving borger @colbydc.bsky.social
@nixostorme.bsky.social jerkin his beefy on the side of the mountain
October 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
@nixostorme.bsky.social jerkin his beefy on the side of the mountain
Hot guy ordering: can I get a-
Me: you can get whatever you want
Me: you can get whatever you want
October 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hot guy ordering: can I get a-
Me: you can get whatever you want
Me: you can get whatever you want
I’m such an asshole, I forgot my best friend’s husband was having fucking OPEN HEART SURGERY TODAY
October 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’m such an asshole, I forgot my best friend’s husband was having fucking OPEN HEART SURGERY TODAY
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pumpkin carving @vanitycomplex.bsky.social @cuntcore.bsky.social @colbydc.bsky.social @billspeaks.bsky.social @seaglitta.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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bexies back at it again. double date with our men @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social @colbydc.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
bexies back at it again. double date with our men @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social @colbydc.bsky.social
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we took the day off work because a friend was supposed to visit for the weekend, but she canceled last minute. still had a lot of fun @billspeaks.bsky.social @vanitycomplex.bsky.social @colbydc.bsky.social
October 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
we took the day off work because a friend was supposed to visit for the weekend, but she canceled last minute. still had a lot of fun @billspeaks.bsky.social @vanitycomplex.bsky.social @colbydc.bsky.social
They really just making shit up to get us to buy bc what the fuck is early giftober
October 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
They really just making shit up to get us to buy bc what the fuck is early giftober
I have a lil cold 🥲 but the wheel of capitalism stops for no one
October 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I have a lil cold 🥲 but the wheel of capitalism stops for no one
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a short morning hike (climbed 1200 feet) @colbydc.bsky.social
October 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
a short morning hike (climbed 1200 feet) @colbydc.bsky.social
I live for customer service
October 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I live for customer service
How to tell a regular not to say “you’re like my personal slave” when a young girl barista chooses to carry his food to his table for him
October 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
How to tell a regular not to say “you’re like my personal slave” when a young girl barista chooses to carry his food to his table for him
I shouldn’t be at work, I should be getting my back blown out and having things bought for me
October 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I shouldn’t be at work, I should be getting my back blown out and having things bought for me
Got a lot of hiking in with @nixostorme.bsky.social yesterday. We went 9 miles and saw 6 different lakes.
October 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Got a lot of hiking in with @nixostorme.bsky.social yesterday. We went 9 miles and saw 6 different lakes.
My bosses are transferring doordash from our old closed location but they accidentally turned on orders before we have a tablet for it so I’m getting drivers coming in to pick up orders I have no way of knowing about in advance ☠️☠️
October 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My bosses are transferring doordash from our old closed location but they accidentally turned on orders before we have a tablet for it so I’m getting drivers coming in to pick up orders I have no way of knowing about in advance ☠️☠️
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your favorite dirtbag Aly & Aj stan (or, amperstans as we call ourselves)
October 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
your favorite dirtbag Aly & Aj stan (or, amperstans as we call ourselves)