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thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · Nov 18

Reposting this thread from Twitter so I can continue it by the next episode. A haiku for each episode of the original version of #Taskmaster . If you find this annoying blame those who encouraged it.

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 5h

Well there’s already one U, did we need two.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 19h

I think two things are true:

1. young republicans were always terrible and racist

2. young republicans become openly hitler-loving groypers is in fact a new and alarming development that is worth paying attention to

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 18h

One nice thing about being overworked is I’ve had much less time to stare at the screen that’s guaranteed to give you suicidal ideation in ten minutes or less

Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 18h

I thought you were taking an anti-nonfiction stance these days.

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 2d

I get more of those from London and Edinburgh than anywhere in Florida 😂

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 2d

Buying tickets directly from a venue is practically being given money in comparison.

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 2d

fuck Ticketmaster forever but got tickets for Jax ❤️

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 2d

Doctor Sleep!

Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 2d

Mae Martin with three dates within a reasonable distance of me
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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 3d

You’ve been burned by the food aversion introduction before.

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 3d

You can take sexual content off every platform on earth but people will always be horny freaks

A tweet from @evafromgaming comparing a leaking battery to an orgasm

Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 3d

Hello this is Mochi

A small gray tabby cat in a cat-sized hut.

Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 3d

Ok targeted ads settle down

a cat in sunglasses telling me to get tested for autism

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 3d

I’d absolutely kill for only 26 weeks of it.

Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 3d

We appreciate the lack of jeopardy in whatever sectors we can find it.

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shino @shino054.bsky.social · 4d

24th anniversary
#aceattorney

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ntnParasox @ntnparasox.bsky.social · 4d

Because I WANT community, to engage with others, to socialize with folks I've met online. I DON'T want to sell our conversations. I don't want to sell our interests. I don't want to sell my friends out. I don't want to sell my personhood.

I don't want to put people at risk. This shit is wrong.

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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 5d

You can’t hate fascists and use AI slop generators. They’re the same thing: total destruction of truth at scale.

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 4d

Ugh I know the every problem creates more problems vet dance well. Hope you both can get some relief soon!

Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 4d

The ending is going to hit harder.

Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 4d

I just started the Off Menu with Gillian Anderson and wandered into a shop and immediately found this

A keychain with a stylized chibi Dana Scully in her iconic windbreaker from the episode Darkness Falls, looking angry.

Gillian Anderson as Dana Scully in her iconic windbreaker from the episode Darkness Falls

Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 4d

It’s dangerous to mentally rebrand retail therapy as supporting local businesses

Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 4d

Noah Reid being in Lestat’s band, season 3 will be unstoppable

Post from Instagram of a Polaroid-style shot of Noah Reid cast announcement for The Vampire Lestat. Captioned “in the role of Larry”

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 5d

Started watching Hacks. Can’t go anywhere

Screenshot from Hacks season 2 premiere. A poster is behind the two leads advertising a UFC fight, Damas vs. Padalecki.

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 8d

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

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