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Paul Hastings
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Bangkok road cyclist, fossilized coldfusion, flex, GIS developer. I used to make maps. Intolerant of magical thinking/woo.
"Because their world is awful"

#TheForestJar
February 8, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Reposted by Paul Hastings
Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
February 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
How to quit smoking cigarettes and really mean it.
How Far Would You Go for a Cigarette? | Live At The Electric #RussellKane #JoeWilkinson #DianeMorgan
YouTube video by Avalon Comedy
youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:34 AM
A preview of the rest of the "hanged at Nuremberg vibe" guy's life.
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Vegas bar: report
Days after being removed from his duties in Minneapolis, U.S. Border Patrol officer Gregory Bovino was reportedly booted from a Las Vegas bar.
www.nydailynews.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
My favorite bible scholar torches "deceitful", "asinine", "profoundly despicable" House speaker and tiny, tiny man johnson.
Responding to Speaker Mike Johnson
YouTube video by Dan McClellan
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February 7, 2026 at 3:28 PM
That time Rick Springfield's ass attacked a woman and he got sued.

#rebfortherebrand
February 7, 2026 at 3:25 PM
She's back, possibly a bit more unhinged. 555
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
No matter what, Jordan the stallion always seems to cheer me up.
February 7, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Ah, finally arrived at an appropriate label for tulsi gabbard, "toenail eater".
February 3, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Pepper sprayed while wearing contacts? Doc's got advice for you (but best not wear them in high risk situations like doing your laundry).
February 1, 2026 at 5:40 AM
If you get pepper sprayed (basically rinse you eyes with 1 liter of water mixed with baby shampoo)–advice from an ophthalmologist.
February 1, 2026 at 5:38 AM
"There's room for everyone" #WillieNelson
Willie Nelson - Heart Of America (From The Gray House Original Soundtrack)
YouTube video by WillieNelsonVEVO
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February 1, 2026 at 12:19 AM
What's a sewer clown soul worth?

#LucindaWilliams
Lucinda Williams "How Much Did You Get For Your Soul" (Performance Video)
YouTube video by LucindaWilliams
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January 30, 2026 at 2:51 PM
#BillyBragg

"I got in their face"
City Of Heroes
YouTube video by Billy Bragg - Topic
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 11:01 PM
His name is jeff.
January 21, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Little Flame 🔥
YouTube video by Carsie Blanton
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 11:27 PM
A banger (as the kids say).
January 14, 2026 at 10:53 AM
BILLY BRAGG - PUT CHRIST BACK INTO CHRISTMAS
YouTube video by Billy Bragg
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December 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This is, well, different.
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This explains so much.
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 AM