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Colemango
@colemango.bsky.social
Maroon PT Cruiser with Wood Paneling in Human Form

πŸ“Boston
Happy KATSEYE-wins-Best-New-Artist-Grammy day to all who celebrate
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Sometimes you see a haircut in the grocery store that stops you dead in your tracks. This man had the sharpest bang and not in a fashion way. Still recovering from the shock.
January 31, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Tired: Diane Warren losing the Oscar for Original Song

Wired: Diane Warren losing the Oscar for Original Song for the song in her own documentary
January 22, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Good things that happen to others are cringe and annoying.

Good things that happen to me are preordained and heaven-sent πŸ™πŸ»
January 15, 2026 at 7:19 PM
πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ώ Eswatini, Eswatini πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ώ
January 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Who up replacing they pump assy?
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
...and who the fuck is Madeline?
October 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Gooped that the random coffee shop I popped into this afternoon had a Bible verse as the wifi password. Further gooped when I was the only patron it didn't connect for πŸ‘Ή...still God's fav tho πŸ‘ΌπŸ»
October 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Celery cocktail a day keeps the doctor away
September 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The season finale of #SurvivorAU Australia V The World
a woman in a leopard print jacket is saying ahhhh that 's history .
Alt: Whitney Houston in a leopard print jacket is saying ahhhh that's history .
media.tenor.com
September 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Fuck #bb27, and I said that shit
September 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Like why on my cool-down walk after getting a soft move out notice from my landlord did I get STUNG BY A BEE?!
September 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
If anyone else has any annoying news/hate/general misgivings to send my way, today seems to be the day so send on through!
September 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
mis hijas
August 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The mean streets of Kanto claim another victim
August 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Shark Tank idea: Movie theaters where we turn down the volume just a little bit
August 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
No shot we've entered fragrant cinna-bush season
August 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The Gilded Age
August 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Thank you, Mother Demetria - can't wait to speed on the back roads to this.
Fast
Demi Lovato Β· Fast Β· Song Β· 2025
open.spotify.com
August 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
AVA PEARL, THE WOMAN YOU ARE!
Ava: to the gay person that played Lady Gaga in the morning thank you #bb27 πŸ˜‚
July 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
A Missy Primer:

-Friendly Skies ft Ginuwine
-Best Friends ft Aaliyah
-Hot Boyz
-Stickin Chickens
-Lick Shots
-4 My People ft Eve
-Bring the Pain ft Method Man
-PUSSYCAT
-Play That Beat
-Partytime
-Meltdown

But honestly just throw on any album and listen all the way through, truly no skips
July 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Work It barely scratches Missy's discography and all of Missy's albums stand the test of time DOWN. Timbaland, Aaliyah, and Missy changed the sound of hip hop and pop music forever together.
Without saying Work It, fav Missy Elliott Song?
July 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Summer has BEGUN πŸ—οΈ
stop it rachel πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #bb27
July 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Let me get this straight. In a randomly divided comp, one winner wins $10k and the other...picks HOH comp players??? #bb27
July 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Tired: Keying car doors

Wired: Keying car doors β€” from the inside
July 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM