Methodologically Promiscuous
@colemanvibritannia.bsky.social
Thirty-something Kinsey 6. 🏳️🌈🦦 Washington, DC = 🏡
*VERY* NSFW. You must be 18+ to ride this ride. 🎢 Prefer the lower bunk. ↕️⬇️
If you know me offline, move along, go away, nothing to see here. 🙅🏻♂️ Unless you want to. 😶😏
*VERY* NSFW. You must be 18+ to ride this ride. 🎢 Prefer the lower bunk. ↕️⬇️
If you know me offline, move along, go away, nothing to see here. 🙅🏻♂️ Unless you want to. 😶😏
Acting as a plus one and the only sober/non-drinker/recovering alcoholic at a holiday party full of drunk DC lawyers. Meh.
December 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Acting as a plus one and the only sober/non-drinker/recovering alcoholic at a holiday party full of drunk DC lawyers. Meh.
I use this GIF at work more often than I should.
December 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I use this GIF at work more often than I should.
In addition to the shirt the other day, my roommate also gave me this one as a holiday gift. This was written in my app profiles for a long time and I always wanted it on a T shirt. 😂
December 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
In addition to the shirt the other day, my roommate also gave me this one as a holiday gift. This was written in my app profiles for a long time and I always wanted it on a T shirt. 😂
Quote this post with your four best pics of 2025
December 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Quote this post with your four best pics of 2025
Reposted by Methodologically Promiscuous
If I had to pick four alt Christmas movies…
- A Garfield Christmas Special
- Batman Returns
- Mobile Suit Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
- Die Hard
- A Garfield Christmas Special
- Batman Returns
- Mobile Suit Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
- Die Hard
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If I had to pick four alt Christmas movies…
- A Garfield Christmas Special
- Batman Returns
- Mobile Suit Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
- Die Hard
- A Garfield Christmas Special
- Batman Returns
- Mobile Suit Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
- Die Hard
My roommate, who has been a good friend of mine for several years long before we lived together, knows me far too well and got me this for Christmas.
December 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
My roommate, who has been a good friend of mine for several years long before we lived together, knows me far too well and got me this for Christmas.
At the seams.
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
At the seams.
2011 to 2025. Let the rain wash away your lost days.
December 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
2011 to 2025. Let the rain wash away your lost days.
Share a TV series you’ve watched from beginning to end more than once.
So say we all 🫡 #BattlestarGalactica
So say we all 🫡 #BattlestarGalactica
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Share a TV series you’ve watched from beginning to end more than once.
So say we all 🫡 #BattlestarGalactica
So say we all 🫡 #BattlestarGalactica
This picture is two months old and I don’t know why I didn’t post it then because it turned out pretty decent.
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This picture is two months old and I don’t know why I didn’t post it then because it turned out pretty decent.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint.
You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
From werking remote at a cafe last week. 👨🏻💻
You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
From werking remote at a cafe last week. 👨🏻💻
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint.
You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
From werking remote at a cafe last week. 👨🏻💻
You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
From werking remote at a cafe last week. 👨🏻💻
Reposted by Methodologically Promiscuous
Reposted by Methodologically Promiscuous
You know now that I think about it, having sex with random men has lead to so many great friendships
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You know now that I think about it, having sex with random men has lead to so many great friendships
Post the last 4 games you played.
Currently playing Tears of the Kingdom and replaying Resident Evil 1.
Currently playing Tears of the Kingdom and replaying Resident Evil 1.
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Post the last 4 games you played.
Currently playing Tears of the Kingdom and replaying Resident Evil 1.
Currently playing Tears of the Kingdom and replaying Resident Evil 1.
I really want one of those shirts that says “Feed Me to the Bears”. 👀🫠🐻
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I really want one of those shirts that says “Feed Me to the Bears”. 👀🫠🐻
Steam and mirrors.
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Steam and mirrors.
⚫️ with 🟣 to 🟢 tendencies. Like an oral top, but vice versa: I’m a bottom who is a total ass man, and I love a top who loves having their ass played with.
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
⚫️ with 🟣 to 🟢 tendencies. Like an oral top, but vice versa: I’m a bottom who is a total ass man, and I love a top who loves having their ass played with.
How big are you? Quote skeet to cleanse the timeline.
6’0” / 183 cm
145 lbs / 66 kg
6’0” / 183 cm
145 lbs / 66 kg
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 AM
How big are you? Quote skeet to cleanse the timeline.
6’0” / 183 cm
145 lbs / 66 kg
6’0” / 183 cm
145 lbs / 66 kg
Throwback to November-December 2020 when I was living in NYC with pretty punk COVID hair.
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Throwback to November-December 2020 when I was living in NYC with pretty punk COVID hair.
Honestly, I am scared of circuit parties and seriously wish I wasn’t. I love hearing every detail about them from friends and I’ve always been lowkey curious to try going to one.
But imagining standing in just underwear or naked in a crowded sex charged environment makes me so anxious I shake.
But imagining standing in just underwear or naked in a crowded sex charged environment makes me so anxious I shake.
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Honestly, I am scared of circuit parties and seriously wish I wasn’t. I love hearing every detail about them from friends and I’ve always been lowkey curious to try going to one.
But imagining standing in just underwear or naked in a crowded sex charged environment makes me so anxious I shake.
But imagining standing in just underwear or naked in a crowded sex charged environment makes me so anxious I shake.
Leathaaa jacket.
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Leathaaa jacket.
Taking an app hiatus. ✌🏻😌
October 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Taking an app hiatus. ✌🏻😌