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collarmehorny

@collarme30.bsky.social

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Just another twitter refuge. Formal fetishist. Art enthusiast. And on the off chance the mood strikes me... Well endowed show off. 😉 NSFW content warning!!!🔞

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collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 11h

His cum face is hilarious.

"No wait! Stop-" 💦

collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 1d

Long hard day it looks like. Among other things.

collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 2d

I see your new guy has a very comfortable bed. Even if the "bedpost" gets in the way 😆🥒

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collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 2d

There are no "goals" wide enough.

collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 2d

I approve of this.

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collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 3d

Looks more like a cinnamon and raisin loaf

collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 4d

This implies there was ever a need not too.

Absurd.

collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 4d

Got a trip planned heading somewhere chilly soon, so I bought a new sweater to cope with the weather.

Specifically one where I could experiment with outfits like this.

Myself in in a black zip collar sweater worn over a lavender shirt and matching tie.

Myself in in a black zip collar sweater worn over a lavender shirt and matching tie. My flaccid cock and hairy balls are out of the fly of my black slacks.

Myself in in a black zip collar sweater worn over a lavender shirt and matching tie. My semi erects cock and hairy balls are out of the fly of my black slacks.

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collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 4d

Just hyper zoom in on the face then.

...unless they made a mess eating a lot of "frosting" 🤔

collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 4d

Definitely one of those characters where you wonder why they are niche at all.

collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 5d

The detail is incredible. 🤯

collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 5d

I'd smack it but shark skin is very rough on on the hands as it were.

collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 5d

What I'm expecting hes alone so he doesn't have to hide it.

What I'm hoping is he's in a place where such displays aren't unwelcome to onlookers. 🤤

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collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 5d

Well, that certainly wasn't manipulative at all. (s)

collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 6d

The second one especially appeals to my specific tastes.

I like to think in orc culture, dressing your best while showing your manhood is considered a masculine display.🤤

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collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 6d

I hope he tips his personal tailor well

collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 6d

And this guy [gym bro] wants to get a load of this guy [Seamus]

collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 6d

Dam you auto correct that was supposed to be "prophecized" 😅

collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 6d

I'm reminded of that random orc you can find in Skyrim with the same story, and the options only being leave or kill him.

I always wished for the 3rd option of "Hey so apparently I'm this philosophized warrior. Wanna join me as a companion and probably die fighting whatever monstrosity I face?"

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collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 6d

He looks fun. 😁

Also I feel like that pumpkin stem is misrepresenting whats down there. XD

collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 7d

At least the booty is serving to compensate. 😁

collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 7d

The rare flaccid shot.

collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 7d

I mean laying spread eagle like that it might as well be an open invitation

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collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 8d

Does he brush his carpet after the curtains? 😏

collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 9d

I like that you can see more of his face. Works better than a 90 degree profile here. 😁