Collin Preciado
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Amazon Admits No One Programmed Alexa to Do the Whisper Thing
SEATTLE — In a recent quarterly earnings video call with investors, Amazon confirmed that no one had taught Alexa had to whisper—a feature the virtual…
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I’ve decided to return to real, hard-hitting journalism. hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Take it from a dad who knows.
St. Louis' best holiday event for small kids is a giant alcohol factory
The first in an occasional series of irreverent reviews designed to help people navigate St. Louis in all its quirky glory. When you’re the parent of small children, the holidays are an indescribably ...
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December 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Take it from a dad who knows.
Reposted by Collin Preciado
Bad Advice Column: Why you should definitely homeschool your kids
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Bad Advice Column: Why you should definitely homeschool your kids
Do you have a problem that you need really terrible advice for? Tell Collin all about it by sending him an email at [email protected]. You will probably regret it. Dear Collin, This year, my part...
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November 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Bad Advice Column: Why you should definitely homeschool your kids
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Twitter: The Geico gecko literally killed someone.
October 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Twitter: The Geico gecko literally killed someone.
Critics of the current state of CBS News should be comforted by Guy Fieri’s appearance on tonight’s episode of 60 Minutes.
October 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Critics of the current state of CBS News should be comforted by Guy Fieri’s appearance on tonight’s episode of 60 Minutes.
To celebrate the greatest month of the year, I decided to figure out who has the best pumpkin beer in St. Louis. open.substack.com/pub/allthing...
Pumpkin Ale Review: Schlafly v. 4 Hands
Getting to the bottom of which St. Louis brewery has the best pumpkin beer.
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October 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
To celebrate the greatest month of the year, I decided to figure out who has the best pumpkin beer in St. Louis. open.substack.com/pub/allthing...
Under the pretense of honoring the late Robert Redford, and with the real goal of drawing attention to myself, here is an open letter I wrote to him for the Riverfront Times. The letter has since been replaced by OnlyFans content, so I am republishing it here. open.substack.com/pub/collinpr...
An Open Letter to Robert Redford
Ten reasons why the Sundance Fan Film Festival should be moved to St. Louis.
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September 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Under the pretense of honoring the late Robert Redford, and with the real goal of drawing attention to myself, here is an open letter I wrote to him for the Riverfront Times. The letter has since been replaced by OnlyFans content, so I am republishing it here. open.substack.com/pub/collinpr...
This week I reviewed Olive + Oak, a restaurant that hosts a delightful watermelon salad, as well as a multi-dimensional dragonfly god. open.substack.com/pub/allthing...
St. Louis Reviewed: Olive + Oak
A delightful Watermelon Salad and four Busch Lights rise above frilly pantaloons and a cosmic dragonfly god.
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September 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This week I reviewed Olive + Oak, a restaurant that hosts a delightful watermelon salad, as well as a multi-dimensional dragonfly god. open.substack.com/pub/allthing...
I have started yet another Substack where I review everything. This week I am reviewing The Muny, The Muny in Forest Park. open.substack.com/pub/allthing...
St. Louis Reviewed: The Muny
Jon Batiste and Diana Ross delight, while the Jeep Wrangler I rolled down a hill into a tree once again disappoints.
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September 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I have started yet another Substack where I review everything. This week I am reviewing The Muny, The Muny in Forest Park. open.substack.com/pub/allthing...
This week I wrote about how to choose a name for your baby. open.substack.com/pub/badadvic...
This Year's Hottest Baby Name is Donut Boi
A quick guide on how to name humans.
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August 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This week I wrote about how to choose a name for your baby. open.substack.com/pub/badadvic...
[getting arrested for carjacking] ugh I’m not going to get points for this am I
August 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
[getting arrested for carjacking] ugh I’m not going to get points for this am I
Just saw an article in my Apple News feed about a person who ate a banana every day for a week, and in my entire life I have never been less motivated to write.
August 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Just saw an article in my Apple News feed about a person who ate a banana every day for a week, and in my entire life I have never been less motivated to write.
Called in to work today to let them know I’ll be on a trade mission to Six Flags.
June 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Called in to work today to let them know I’ll be on a trade mission to Six Flags.
Yes I am Mozart in this analogy.
Sending this to my editor the next time I’m told my word count is too high.
Amadeus Too GIF
ALT: Amadeus Too GIF
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June 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Yes I am Mozart in this analogy.
Sending this to my editor the next time I’m told my word count is too high.
Amadeus Too GIF
ALT: Amadeus Too GIF
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June 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Sending this to my editor the next time I’m told my word count is too high.
With the 1 year anniversary of the RFT’s end passing by unceremoniously, and the recent death and plundering of KDHX, I’m currently lamenting the lack of an alt culture mouthpiece for St. Louis. I’m sure that culture exists, but without a cohesive hub I’m not sure it will thrive.
June 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
With the 1 year anniversary of the RFT’s end passing by unceremoniously, and the recent death and plundering of KDHX, I’m currently lamenting the lack of an alt culture mouthpiece for St. Louis. I’m sure that culture exists, but without a cohesive hub I’m not sure it will thrive.
yeah but can AI do this [has a heart attack]
June 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
yeah but can AI do this [has a heart attack]
PRETTY SUSPICIOUS HOW THIS WAS PUBLISHED A FEW HOURS AFTER I ANNOUNCED MY CANDIDACY www.stltoday.com/opinion/edit...
June 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
PRETTY SUSPICIOUS HOW THIS WAS PUBLISHED A FEW HOURS AFTER I ANNOUNCED MY CANDIDACY www.stltoday.com/opinion/edit...
I am running for St. Louis sheriff in 2028 with the promise that I will be a normal person.
June 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I am running for St. Louis sheriff in 2028 with the promise that I will be a normal person.
babe we have to go to ballpark village on sunday they’re showing the tony awards
June 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
babe we have to go to ballpark village on sunday they’re showing the tony awards
In the Missouri boot heel this weekend and have seen one business named Camel Towing, and another named Munch-N-Pump.
May 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
In the Missouri boot heel this weekend and have seen one business named Camel Towing, and another named Munch-N-Pump.
Romeo and Juliet dares to ask the question: “are teenagers stupid?”
May 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Romeo and Juliet dares to ask the question: “are teenagers stupid?”
It has been decided that the Rams settlement money will now go toward a pizza party for residents. Two slice maximum. Cheese only. Papa John’s.
May 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It has been decided that the Rams settlement money will now go toward a pizza party for residents. Two slice maximum. Cheese only. Papa John’s.
Welcome to Cahokia Mounds. NO SLEDDING.
May 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Welcome to Cahokia Mounds. NO SLEDDING.