Colorado Crocodile
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Colorado Crocodile
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It’s a magical world, Hobbes, ol’ buddy. Let’s go exploring.
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Kind of confused by this new technology. All it seems to do is echo.
Jamie Dimon has some questions to answer from Senator Wyden.
I can do 15 push ups, 32 sit ups and run a mile in a half in under 14 minutes (probably).

Except I have a soul.
LA Dodgers: ~$321M in salary this year (#2)
Toronto Blue Jays: ~$239M (#5)

Still wondering why there is no salary cap in mlb.

Rich teams suck.
The DM chooses.

Don’t get slogged by rules!

Make it up and make it fun!
I just binged #wayward and cannot stop crying in the best way possible.

Bravo, and thank you!
Amazon is probably down because the federal government is combing through its sales records regarding frog suits.
I’m pretty sure her mom was a Petri dish and her dad was the most mutilated and drunk sperm ever.
If all the people in Curtis, Nebraska died because their rural hospital went out of business due to Medicaid cuts, they’d still vote red by a 74-point margin next time.
I wonder what kills more children, Tylenol or guns?
My sign said grab him by the constitution, not kill the stupid motherfucker.
I don’t understand why media can’t use the word MILLIONS.
This album, along with Violator, Ten, Nevermind, and (a bit later) Ill Communication, were foundational for me.
Released on this day in 1989, "Pretty Hate Machine" is the debut album by #NineInchNails.
Schools should allow peanuts. No exceptions.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
I wonder if the United Nations ever regrets Israel.
Many of us don’t have wardrobes for seasons, or food in our pantries, or bonus checks in the mail, or a roof that doesn’t leak (or a roof!), or stock portfolios, or expensive jewelry, or nice cars, bikes, motor homes, or boats.

Many of us have exceedingly little, and yet the fat rich still eat us.
Why is it the USA only regulates penises when a woman dresses as one?

Free the #alabamapenis
I see #moths on my feed a lot. I know exceedingly little about them. Here is a moth my daughter and I found today bathing in a snapdragon.
If it wasn’t diarrhea, then what DO you call brown liquid from the biggest asshole on the planet?
Israel restarts genocide.

Didn’t they just let everyone back in?

Reminds me of the Andijan massacre.
If a tabulation machine changes your vote after it’s cast, it does not matter how many people did or did not vote.

I cannot scream this loudly enough.

Yes, everyone SHOULD vote. No, that would not have changed the outcome.

Fix the system, or we’re all fixed.
We laugh now, but this guy will be secretary of commerce next week.