Colorado Crocodile
colocroco.bsky.social
Colorado Crocodile
@colocroco.bsky.social
Fuck the USA
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If you’re reading this, you’re reading this!

I trust you’ll know what to do now, after reading this.
Piggy is screaming about elections. I hope we’re able to give him one he hates.
February 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
If you are a cop and you destroy your own property, aren’t you looting?

What happens to looters in this America?

Hey, don’t blame me, you made the rules.
February 1, 2026 at 8:15 AM
The cabal from the pizza place moved into the white house and told you he was Jesus.
February 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
You can’t spell patriot without pedo.

Well, you can, just not in the gop.
February 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Particularly reluctant to take a side?

That’s literally your job as a judge.
January 31, 2026 at 11:27 PM
End up as fertilizer for the back nine holes.

And that’s what you missed on Glee.
January 31, 2026 at 7:15 AM
If the Gestapo is ramping down, then why are they buying warehouses?
January 31, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I don’t remember the Senate confirming the Secretary of Pedophile Protection.
January 31, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Xbox Live banned Jeffrey Epstein, but Bill Gates kept going back for more.

Turns out Charity is a girl’s name too.
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 AM
To be fair, we’ve all seen her. This tracks.
January 31, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Files disappear after being posted.

Quotes vanish into thin air.

People vanishing, being murdered.

Election ballot? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiite.
January 31, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Turns out the movie didn’t even HAVE a vulva.
January 31, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Literally cannot wait to find out who gets to finger fuck the President.
January 31, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I saw an opinion on here the other day and I agree: we must complete reconstruction.
January 31, 2026 at 1:39 AM
TOM HOMAN JUST ANNOUNCED ICE AGENTS WILL ONLY EAT FROM CAVA BAGS UNTIL INFINITY.
January 31, 2026 at 1:38 AM
DNI Gabbard isn’t trying to create foreign interference, she IS foreign interference.
January 31, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Multiple journalists were arrested by The State today, while bragging about it with a chain emoji on an official account of the White House.

I would think using a symbol of slavery while ?announcing? the arrest of a Black journo would be too taboo, but I am stupid.
January 30, 2026 at 6:07 PM
If the six year old votes were just stolen yesterday, how can Drumpf say we’ll see some very interesting things already?
January 30, 2026 at 3:43 AM
All of these companies investing billions of dollars that doesn’t even exist into a technology that doesn’t even exist so that old men can ask a computer what it’s like to have feelings.
And who pays for this? You’re on the hook for the startup cost, the bailout cost and the golden parachute.
January 30, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I just got sued by Donald Drumpf for 10B because someone he hired leaked his tax info.

Also, didn’t his ex-wife ALSO leak tax information? You know, the one he didn’t push down the stairs.
January 30, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Personally, if I see a blue line or red line flag in your business I’m leaving immediately.
January 30, 2026 at 2:10 AM
LAPD Chief Asshole is definitely a cuck.
January 30, 2026 at 1:58 AM
New rule:

If the most important thing you have ever done is wear a jacket with graffiti on it that you didn’t even draw, then you don’t get a movie made about you.
January 30, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Already canceled.

This might as well be North fucking Korea.
Will we admit the system is broken when Todd Lyons doesn’t show up on Friday?

Fuck no. We’ll still say they aren’t playing fair and we’ll draw another ignored line in the sand.

Wake up.
January 29, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Let me get this straight:

I can’t raise my voice, lest I’ll be silenced.

I can’t carry a gun, lest I be shot.

I can’t hide in my house, lest you barge in.

The federal government has taken away (at least) three of my rights, afforded me in the Bill of Rights.

Now I would like my lawyer.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 AM