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Colorado Crocodile

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It’s a magical world, Hobbes, ol’ buddy. Let’s go exploring.

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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 10d

Kind of confused by this new technology. All it seems to do is echo.

Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 1m

No, fuck that guy.

Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 18m

Jamie Dimon has some questions to answer from Senator Wyden.

Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 29m

I can do 15 push ups, 32 sit ups and run a mile in a half in under 14 minutes (probably).

Except I have a soul.

Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 32m

LA Dodgers: ~$321M in salary this year (#2)
Toronto Blue Jays: ~$239M (#5)

Still wondering why there is no salary cap in mlb.

Rich teams suck.

Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 54m

The DM chooses.

Don’t get slogged by rules!

Make it up and make it fun!

Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 6h

I just binged #wayward and cannot stop crying in the best way possible.

Bravo, and thank you!

Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 11h

Amazon is probably down because the federal government is combing through its sales records regarding frog suits.

Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 12h

I’m pretty sure her mom was a Petri dish and her dad was the most mutilated and drunk sperm ever.

Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 12h

If all the people in Curtis, Nebraska died because their rural hospital went out of business due to Medicaid cuts, they’d still vote red by a 74-point margin next time.

Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 13h

I wonder what kills more children, Tylenol or guns?

Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 13h

My sign said grab him by the constitution, not kill the stupid motherfucker.

Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 13h

I don’t understand why media can’t use the word MILLIONS.

Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 13h

This album, along with Violator, Ten, Nevermind, and (a bit later) Ill Communication, were foundational for me.

The Blogging Goth @theblogginggoth.bsky.social · 21h

Released on this day in 1989, "Pretty Hate Machine" is the debut album by #NineInchNails.

Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 16h

Schools should allow peanuts. No exceptions.

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 4d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 1d

I wonder if the United Nations ever regrets Israel.

Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 1d

Why is the USA sharing information with Russia?

Orange lap dog is a traitor.

Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 2d

Dutch intelligence suspends sharing arrangements with the US after concluding that high level intel was routinely being shared by the White House with their friends in the Kremlin. www.volkskrant.nl/binnenland/n...

Nederlandse diensten delen minder informatie met de VS: ‘Soms vertellen we dingen niet meer’

Het aantal dreigingen dat op Nederland afkomt is groot, zien de hoofden van de AIVD en de MIVD elke dag: niet alleen Russische agressie, maar ook de opmars van China als digitale macht en binnenlands ...

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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 1d

Many of us don’t have wardrobes for seasons, or food in our pantries, or bonus checks in the mail, or a roof that doesn’t leak (or a roof!), or stock portfolios, or expensive jewelry, or nice cars, bikes, motor homes, or boats.

Many of us have exceedingly little, and yet the fat rich still eat us.

Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 1d

Why is it the USA only regulates penises when a woman dresses as one?

Free the #alabamapenis

Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 1d

I see #moths on my feed a lot. I know exceedingly little about them. Here is a moth my daughter and I found today bathing in a snapdragon.

Closeup of an unknown moth plunging its head into a withered snapdragon bloom.

Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 1d

If it wasn’t diarrhea, then what DO you call brown liquid from the biggest asshole on the planet?

Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 1d

Israel restarts genocide.

Didn’t they just let everyone back in?

Reminds me of the Andijan massacre.

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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 1d

WHEN YOU SPEND $61M ON YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY MILITARY PARADE

(photo of a sparsely occupied field)

WHEN A DAY IS DEDICATED SOLELY TO TELL YOU WHAT A DICK YOU ARE

(SO SO SO many people)

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Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 1d

If a tabulation machine changes your vote after it’s cast, it does not matter how many people did or did not vote.

I cannot scream this loudly enough.

Yes, everyone SHOULD vote. No, that would not have changed the outcome.

Fix the system, or we’re all fixed.

Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 1d

We laugh now, but this guy will be secretary of commerce next week.

Colorado Crocodile @colocroco.bsky.social · 2d

If I’m going to hand in my man card it is NOT going to be to a guy like that.

a group of men in tuxedos and ties are sitting around a table talking .

ALT: a group of men in tuxedos and ties are sitting around a table talking .

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