Colorado Otter
@colootter.bsky.social
Trying to fulfill the 3 "S"s: Silly, Slutty, Sleepy 🤗 😜 usually NSFW
The fun stuff is here 😏
https://linktr.ee/Colootter
The fun stuff is here 😏
https://linktr.ee/Colootter
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Is Tip Tease Tuesday a thing? It should be
February 17, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Is Tip Tease Tuesday a thing? It should be
Good morning from a sleepy boy and his "morning person" dog 😴
February 17, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Good morning from a sleepy boy and his "morning person" dog 😴
I have worked 32 hours in the last 3 days 🥲 I will now be accepting applications for a rich husband. Please apply below 👇
February 17, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I have worked 32 hours in the last 3 days 🥲 I will now be accepting applications for a rich husband. Please apply below 👇
It should be illegal to put toilet paper rolls on the wrong way. The ONLY exception I will accept is if you have a cat.
February 16, 2026 at 11:23 PM
It should be illegal to put toilet paper rolls on the wrong way. The ONLY exception I will accept is if you have a cat.
Goodnight from a snoring Wookie who fell asleep on my hand during bedtime pets 🥹
February 16, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Goodnight from a snoring Wookie who fell asleep on my hand during bedtime pets 🥹
I'm exhausted
Good news, it's only a 10 hour day today 🥱🙃
Ready to start my 12 hour shift for Valentine's Day 💘😮💨
February 15, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I'm exhausted
Good news, it's only a 10 hour day today 🥱🙃
Ready to start my 12 hour shift for Valentine's Day 💘😮💨
February 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Good news, it's only a 10 hour day today 🥱🙃
Too many bloomfs are in relationships and it's cute 😞😮💨
February 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Too many bloomfs are in relationships and it's cute 😞😮💨
8 hours in 🫠🥱
Ready to start my 12 hour shift for Valentine's Day 💘😮💨
February 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
8 hours in 🫠🥱
Reposted by Colorado Otter
In honor of Valentine's Day, here is @xdom1n1cx.bsky.social favorite nude of mine
(Yes this is a repost)
(Yes this is a repost)
February 14, 2026 at 4:22 PM
In honor of Valentine's Day, here is @xdom1n1cx.bsky.social favorite nude of mine
(Yes this is a repost)
(Yes this is a repost)
In honor of Valentine's Day, here is @xdom1n1cx.bsky.social favorite nude of mine
(Yes this is a repost)
(Yes this is a repost)
February 14, 2026 at 4:22 PM
In honor of Valentine's Day, here is @xdom1n1cx.bsky.social favorite nude of mine
(Yes this is a repost)
(Yes this is a repost)
Ready to start my 12 hour shift for Valentine's Day 💘😮💨
February 14, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Ready to start my 12 hour shift for Valentine's Day 💘😮💨
Never really expected to be a Cardi B fan... But sure 🤷♂️
February 13, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Never really expected to be a Cardi B fan... But sure 🤷♂️
Finished all my side tasks at work in the first 45 minutes. So bored 🥱
February 12, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Finished all my side tasks at work in the first 45 minutes. So bored 🥱
She really is absolutely incredible and a vocalist
February 11, 2026 at 6:09 AM
She really is absolutely incredible and a vocalist
Ready for Jade
a woman in a blue dress stands on a stage
Alt: a woman in a blue dress stands on a stage
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February 11, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Ready for Jade
He did and he is now my new husband @str1ngs0up.bsky.social 👰♂️
Can you recreate this photo for me? Shirtless maybe? 👉👈
February 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
He did and he is now my new husband @str1ngs0up.bsky.social 👰♂️
Hey, so I don't like that the videos automatically play sound now... That is fixable yes?
February 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Hey, so I don't like that the videos automatically play sound now... That is fixable yes?
Group chat has officially approved the new underwear and hump day post 🍑
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Group chat has officially approved the new underwear and hump day post 🍑
Ummmm I need to get into curling immediately 😳
February 10, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Ummmm I need to get into curling immediately 😳
I'd prefer editing to drafts, but I suppose it is a move in the right direction
February 10, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I'd prefer editing to drafts, but I suppose it is a move in the right direction
The amount of times I stick my hand into my ceiling fan getting dressed during the week is alarmingly high...
February 10, 2026 at 2:26 PM
The amount of times I stick my hand into my ceiling fan getting dressed during the week is alarmingly high...