Rudy Ruiz
@comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social
Comedian/Professional Spider Assassin/Enchilada Chef/Handsome Stoner
The Moonlight Comedy All-Stars show will be on Sat. Feb. 22nd!! Too many funny people on this line up
February 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The Moonlight Comedy All-Stars show will be on Sat. Feb. 22nd!! Too many funny people on this line up
I'm a huge fan of #WestCoast #hiphop. However, being that #DrDre is almost 60 years old. I would really like to see Dre drop an album about all the aches and pains he's experiencing now that he's older. He can still call it "The Chronic"
December 10, 2024 at 5:31 PM
I'm a huge fan of #WestCoast #hiphop. However, being that #DrDre is almost 60 years old. I would really like to see Dre drop an album about all the aches and pains he's experiencing now that he's older. He can still call it "The Chronic"
I completely felt this truth
My writing process is usually:
a) I got this
b) well, fuck
c) wait that part was real good
d) wait no that part sucks
e) I am a god of this place
f) the fuck is this shit, who do I think I am, why am I here
g) oh man I just figured it all out
h) mistakes were made
I) existential dread
a) I got this
b) well, fuck
c) wait that part was real good
d) wait no that part sucks
e) I am a god of this place
f) the fuck is this shit, who do I think I am, why am I here
g) oh man I just figured it all out
h) mistakes were made
I) existential dread
December 6, 2024 at 3:51 AM
I completely felt this truth
"How high are you, Rudy?"
I'm higher than #MariahCarey inhaling helium, singing her whistle note while in a hot air balloon type high, baby
I'm higher than #MariahCarey inhaling helium, singing her whistle note while in a hot air balloon type high, baby
December 1, 2024 at 3:34 AM
"How high are you, Rudy?"
I'm higher than #MariahCarey inhaling helium, singing her whistle note while in a hot air balloon type high, baby
I'm higher than #MariahCarey inhaling helium, singing her whistle note while in a hot air balloon type high, baby
November 27, 2024 at 1:07 AM
#Wicked and #Gladiatorll were so fucking good!!! Definitely go watch both movies!!
November 25, 2024 at 1:32 AM
#Wicked and #Gladiatorll were so fucking good!!! Definitely go watch both movies!!
I got you boo!!
November 22, 2024 at 12:43 AM
I got you boo!!
I'm sure one day I'll return to stand up comedy
November 21, 2024 at 10:29 PM
I'm sure one day I'll return to stand up comedy
I'm thinking about writing my first book about hoes that can't mind their own business. It shall be titled "Intrusive Thots" #Puns #ThankYouThankYou #ImHereAllWeek #TipYourServer
November 19, 2024 at 1:50 AM
I'm thinking about writing my first book about hoes that can't mind their own business. It shall be titled "Intrusive Thots" #Puns #ThankYouThankYou #ImHereAllWeek #TipYourServer
Peace, Meditation, and Mary Jane ✌🏽
November 19, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Peace, Meditation, and Mary Jane ✌🏽