@comfyjake.bsky.social
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comfyjake.bsky.social
Got a recent influx of texts from companies offering “jobs,” so when this government is back up I’ll be filing a lot of TCPA violations.
comfyjake.bsky.social
I would feel incredibly blessed and guilty at the same time
comfyjake.bsky.social
When I get home from work all I wanna do is turn my brain off, eat, and jerk off.

If I could afford a VR headset this is what I’d do CONSTANTLY
comfyjake.bsky.social
I’d hit you up, but I just know I would make a miserable time and would not give you the attention you deserve.
comfyjake.bsky.social
I am not okay today. But I will manage. (There’s nothing cryptic I just had 0 sleep and my neck still hurts)
comfyjake.bsky.social
You’re both fitting the title of “big bear” lately 😏
comfyjake.bsky.social
I need to enter this group chat
comfyjake.bsky.social
The one time I’m don’t go!! 😭
comfyjake.bsky.social
Didn’t realize how hot bottoming would be the bigger I got 🥵
comfyjake.bsky.social
It’s just SO much better when I DON’T have to think and can just have someone else do it for me.
comfyjake.bsky.social
There’s an “o” in “smooch” and there’s an “o” in “bro”…just saying.
br00taldan.bsky.social
If bros aren’t meant for smooching and hugging then I don’t want no bros
comfyjake.bsky.social
*me cooking: WHY AM I SO BAD AT THIS?!?! @allburrnobite.bsky.social MAKES IT LOOK SO EASY, AND HE TALKS WHILE COOKING AT THE SAME TIME!!!
comfyjake.bsky.social
I get to be Passenger Princess for once?!