@comfyjake.bsky.social
I just can’t with this stuffed nose.
January 26, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I just can’t with this stuffed nose.
@fyrefaun.bsky.social did this AMAZING photo of me! Whaddya think?! MOOOOO
January 26, 2026 at 3:34 AM
@fyrefaun.bsky.social did this AMAZING photo of me! Whaddya think?! MOOOOO
All I’m saying is I’ve never seen Wendy Williams and Roger Smith in the same room together…
January 21, 2026 at 1:34 AM
All I’m saying is I’ve never seen Wendy Williams and Roger Smith in the same room together…
Don’t express your love. Repress it. Use it to fuel your art. Create stunning masterpieces. Learn new skills in math and engineering. Use your knowledge to conceive war machines for rival Italian families.
January 21, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Don’t express your love. Repress it. Use it to fuel your art. Create stunning masterpieces. Learn new skills in math and engineering. Use your knowledge to conceive war machines for rival Italian families.
The plan right now is to ignore my mental health because what has listening to my brain ever done for me except make me doubt myself and cry?
Instead I will be focusing on my muscle health, which makes me good at hugging and feel sexy.
Instead I will be focusing on my muscle health, which makes me good at hugging and feel sexy.
January 17, 2026 at 6:05 PM
The plan right now is to ignore my mental health because what has listening to my brain ever done for me except make me doubt myself and cry?
Instead I will be focusing on my muscle health, which makes me good at hugging and feel sexy.
Instead I will be focusing on my muscle health, which makes me good at hugging and feel sexy.
Feeling myself this morning.
January 17, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Feeling myself this morning.
Morph me into the himbo of your dreams
January 17, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Morph me into the himbo of your dreams
Leaving my bedroom door unlocked so my roommate can just come right on in and cuddle me (maybe stick it up my butt, too) you never know what might happen.
January 16, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Leaving my bedroom door unlocked so my roommate can just come right on in and cuddle me (maybe stick it up my butt, too) you never know what might happen.
Y’all ever have that problem where your nuts are so fat that when you sit down your cock just disappears into your sack? Just me?
January 14, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Y’all ever have that problem where your nuts are so fat that when you sit down your cock just disappears into your sack? Just me?
I do wish I could be a more sexual person, in-person.
January 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I do wish I could be a more sexual person, in-person.
I fucking love Pumat Sol
January 13, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I fucking love Pumat Sol
Oh look, another strongman influencer who is marketing their own “clothing brand for big boys” of 3 shirts and 2 shirts that look like they’re designed by Lisa Frank and 90’s Taco Bell. They go up to 3XL.
January 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Oh look, another strongman influencer who is marketing their own “clothing brand for big boys” of 3 shirts and 2 shirts that look like they’re designed by Lisa Frank and 90’s Taco Bell. They go up to 3XL.
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: Is there cash back on using Platinum?
Me: Is there cash back on using Platinum?
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: No thanks, I’ll be using cash.
Me: No thanks, I’ll be using cash.
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: Do you take American Express?
Me: Do you take American Express?
January 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: Is there cash back on using Platinum?
Me: Is there cash back on using Platinum?
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: No thanks, I’ll be using cash.
Me: No thanks, I’ll be using cash.
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: Do you take American Express?
Me: Do you take American Express?
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: Credit or Debit?
Me: Credit or Debit?
January 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: No thanks, I’ll be using cash.
Me: No thanks, I’ll be using cash.
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: Do you take American Express?
Me: Do you take American Express?
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: Credit or Debit?
Me: Credit or Debit?
January 1, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: Do you take American Express?
Me: Do you take American Express?
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: Credit or Debit?
Me: Credit or Debit?
January 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Countries: You need a visa to travel.
Me: Credit or Debit?
Me: Credit or Debit?
I don’t wanna hear how hot I am, I wanna hear how you wanna transform my body to fulfill your kinkiest depraved fantasies.
December 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I don’t wanna hear how hot I am, I wanna hear how you wanna transform my body to fulfill your kinkiest depraved fantasies.
“Instagram saw it first”
Ok and?
Ok and?
December 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“Instagram saw it first”
Ok and?
Ok and?
Have as much fun as you want with this
December 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Have as much fun as you want with this
Roommate: I can tell you went to sleep without your CPAP
Me: 🐻
Me: 🐻
December 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Roommate: I can tell you went to sleep without your CPAP
Me: 🐻
Me: 🐻
Zootopia 2 was amazing!
-what was with those hunky police goats?
-I fell for Pawbert
-there is an after-credits for the next movie.
-what was with those hunky police goats?
-I fell for Pawbert
-there is an after-credits for the next movie.
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Zootopia 2 was amazing!
-what was with those hunky police goats?
-I fell for Pawbert
-there is an after-credits for the next movie.
-what was with those hunky police goats?
-I fell for Pawbert
-there is an after-credits for the next movie.
My sleep meds make me so uninhibited
December 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
My sleep meds make me so uninhibited
“Can I draw y-“
YES.
YES.
December 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
“Can I draw y-“
YES.
YES.