@comfyjake.bsky.social
Not sure whose food got delivered, but it’s mine now!
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Not sure whose food got delivered, but it’s mine now!
They liked how tall I was
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
They liked how tall I was
Last night was pretty surreal:
Saw a muscled couple in the bar, not quite familiar with the two. After awhile I go over and just compliment one on his tall socks (they glowed neon green and green is my favorite color). Needless to say they both pretty much pounced on me.
Saw a muscled couple in the bar, not quite familiar with the two. After awhile I go over and just compliment one on his tall socks (they glowed neon green and green is my favorite color). Needless to say they both pretty much pounced on me.
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Last night was pretty surreal:
Saw a muscled couple in the bar, not quite familiar with the two. After awhile I go over and just compliment one on his tall socks (they glowed neon green and green is my favorite color). Needless to say they both pretty much pounced on me.
Saw a muscled couple in the bar, not quite familiar with the two. After awhile I go over and just compliment one on his tall socks (they glowed neon green and green is my favorite color). Needless to say they both pretty much pounced on me.
Me: well clearly these are the villains I shouldn’t like them.
Villains: *musical number
Me: oh no I fucking love them
Villains: *musical number
Me: oh no I fucking love them
October 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Me: well clearly these are the villains I shouldn’t like them.
Villains: *musical number
Me: oh no I fucking love them
Villains: *musical number
Me: oh no I fucking love them
Something I’ve realized about myself is I do enjoy indulging in other people’s kinks. It’s hot.
October 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Something I’ve realized about myself is I do enjoy indulging in other people’s kinks. It’s hot.
Apparently this has opened up people to message me about how big and dumb I am…🤤
I think someone at work called me a himbo today??
October 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Apparently this has opened up people to message me about how big and dumb I am…🤤
I think someone at work called me a himbo today??
October 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I think someone at work called me a himbo today??
You would think I got the REAL pumpkin stashed under this shirt
October 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
You would think I got the REAL pumpkin stashed under this shirt
Need to find more people wanting to hypnotize me…
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Need to find more people wanting to hypnotize me…
Also if you’re seeing this and want to do this to me…wassup 🥴
When the junk is blown up so big it’s not even usable 🤤 #goals
October 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Also if you’re seeing this and want to do this to me…wassup 🥴
Got a lot of compliments on my hair last night, on top of a few belly rubs and words about my overall size.
October 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Got a lot of compliments on my hair last night, on top of a few belly rubs and words about my overall size.
Transformation
October 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Transformation
OMGGGGGGG
Lil quick doodle
October 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
OMGGGGGGG
Got a recent influx of texts from companies offering “jobs,” so when this government is back up I’ll be filing a lot of TCPA violations.
October 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Got a recent influx of texts from companies offering “jobs,” so when this government is back up I’ll be filing a lot of TCPA violations.
Need to be bigger.
October 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Need to be bigger.
When I get home from work all I wanna do is turn my brain off, eat, and jerk off.
If I could afford a VR headset this is what I’d do CONSTANTLY
If I could afford a VR headset this is what I’d do CONSTANTLY
October 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
When I get home from work all I wanna do is turn my brain off, eat, and jerk off.
If I could afford a VR headset this is what I’d do CONSTANTLY
If I could afford a VR headset this is what I’d do CONSTANTLY
I am not okay today. But I will manage. (There’s nothing cryptic I just had 0 sleep and my neck still hurts)
September 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I am not okay today. But I will manage. (There’s nothing cryptic I just had 0 sleep and my neck still hurts)
Didn’t realize how hot bottoming would be the bigger I got 🥵
September 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Didn’t realize how hot bottoming would be the bigger I got 🥵
