@comicdoug.bsky.social
Comedian, writer, actor, engineer and independent thinker. Former athlete but now just old and broke down.
We apparently dropped a huge bomb on Iran. Melania is being shown in theaters.
January 31, 2026 at 3:19 PM
We apparently dropped a huge bomb on Iran. Melania is being shown in theaters.
"You can't have guns!". Unless you're an unbalanced white guy headed toward a school, then it's OK.
January 28, 2026 at 1:59 PM
"You can't have guns!". Unless you're an unbalanced white guy headed toward a school, then it's OK.
So Greg Bovino is being demoted. Where will he get to wear all his cool costumes? Maybe a Comic Con near him or a cosplay.
January 27, 2026 at 2:26 PM
So Greg Bovino is being demoted. Where will he get to wear all his cool costumes? Maybe a Comic Con near him or a cosplay.
So I now live in a country where armed masked gangs roam the streets and act with total disregard for our laws and constitution. And they are the government.
January 25, 2026 at 6:06 PM
So I now live in a country where armed masked gangs roam the streets and act with total disregard for our laws and constitution. And they are the government.
So apparently not immediately following orders, of arguable legality, carries a death sentence. How long until the death camps?
January 25, 2026 at 3:08 PM
So apparently not immediately following orders, of arguable legality, carries a death sentence. How long until the death camps?
Unfortunately it appears to be time for people to choose. Freedom or our current government. Denial of the facts is how this country dies.
January 24, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Unfortunately it appears to be time for people to choose. Freedom or our current government. Denial of the facts is how this country dies.
I have to admit I'm not sure what Trump's "Bored of Peace" thing is all about.
January 22, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I have to admit I'm not sure what Trump's "Bored of Peace" thing is all about.
So If things were working correctly Trump would be charged by the ICJ with breaking international law(s) and a warrant issued for his arrest. Otherwise this is just the beginning. Greenland is getting a little mouthy, Canadian cartels control the maple syrup supply.
January 5, 2026 at 5:26 PM
So If things were working correctly Trump would be charged by the ICJ with breaking international law(s) and a warrant issued for his arrest. Otherwise this is just the beginning. Greenland is getting a little mouthy, Canadian cartels control the maple syrup supply.
I find it amazing that certain right wing mouthpieces are blaming the Brown shooting on "Muslim cockroaches" and the "woke left" but not guns.
December 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I find it amazing that certain right wing mouthpieces are blaming the Brown shooting on "Muslim cockroaches" and the "woke left" but not guns.
I have just become the proud recipient of the Cracker Jack Peace Award that I awarded myself. It is a fine whistle, historically great, nobody has better whistles.
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I have just become the proud recipient of the Cracker Jack Peace Award that I awarded myself. It is a fine whistle, historically great, nobody has better whistles.
I'm fine with Trump renaming everything after himself. I just want truth in advertising so every building should start with "Convicted Felon...".
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I'm fine with Trump renaming everything after himself. I just want truth in advertising so every building should start with "Convicted Felon...".
Trump's new theme song should be Sundown. You'll figure it out.
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Trump's new theme song should be Sundown. You'll figure it out.
At this point I'm pretty well convinced that if you threw a bucket of water on Trump he would melt.
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
At this point I'm pretty well convinced that if you threw a bucket of water on Trump he would melt.
The best part of doing nothing is the feeling of accomplishment when you're done.
October 29, 2025 at 9:39 AM
The best part of doing nothing is the feeling of accomplishment when you're done.
Just thinking outside the box here but if the government is shut down and we can't afford to pay the military or essential workers wouldn't it make sense to NOT spend money on golf for the president? He's a government worker, can he be furloughed?
October 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Just thinking outside the box here but if the government is shut down and we can't afford to pay the military or essential workers wouldn't it make sense to NOT spend money on golf for the president? He's a government worker, can he be furloughed?
If people don't want vaccines that is their right. I also think they should be required to pay all of the medical costs for themselves and anyone they infect. No insurance or tax payer money.
October 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If people don't want vaccines that is their right. I also think they should be required to pay all of the medical costs for themselves and anyone they infect. No insurance or tax payer money.
I have determined that Donald Trump is the product of AI. There is obviously no actual intelligence present.
October 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I have determined that Donald Trump is the product of AI. There is obviously no actual intelligence present.
Call me crazy but I would think that murdering civilians in international waters would sort of be a deal breaker when they are considering people for a Nobel Peace Prize.
October 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Call me crazy but I would think that murdering civilians in international waters would sort of be a deal breaker when they are considering people for a Nobel Peace Prize.
So ANTIFA is now considered a terrorist organization because they want to "overthrow the government". They want to get rid of fascism. How is that a threat to government unless... Oh, now I get it.
October 9, 2025 at 12:01 PM
So ANTIFA is now considered a terrorist organization because they want to "overthrow the government". They want to get rid of fascism. How is that a threat to government unless... Oh, now I get it.
I saw one of the MAGA talking heads the other day saying that we should only speak American in this country. So I guess we all have to learn Navajo.
October 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I saw one of the MAGA talking heads the other day saying that we should only speak American in this country. So I guess we all have to learn Navajo.
So according to the fake doctors and scientists currently in charge of public health in this country Tylenol causes autism. Tylenol was introduced in 1955. Autism has been officially recognized for over 100 years and observed under other names for centuries. Another distraction.
September 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
So according to the fake doctors and scientists currently in charge of public health in this country Tylenol causes autism. Tylenol was introduced in 1955. Autism has been officially recognized for over 100 years and observed under other names for centuries. Another distraction.
I find it interesting when Trump says that 97% of network coverage is negative. Obviously that is a problem and should be investigated. I did some digging and determined that the reason is because they give him the benefit of the doubt 3% of the time.
September 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I find it interesting when Trump says that 97% of network coverage is negative. Obviously that is a problem and should be investigated. I did some digging and determined that the reason is because they give him the benefit of the doubt 3% of the time.
It's been confirmed. Donald Trump is suffering through Stage 9 stupidity.
September 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It's been confirmed. Donald Trump is suffering through Stage 9 stupidity.
So less than 25,000 Americans lost their lives to gunfire during the Revolutionary War. Roughly 40,000 Americans a year die due to gun violence now. Obviously, something's wrong.
September 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
So less than 25,000 Americans lost their lives to gunfire during the Revolutionary War. Roughly 40,000 Americans a year die due to gun violence now. Obviously, something's wrong.
Who would have thought that 38th percentile Trump would make us miss smart presidents, like George W.
September 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Who would have thought that 38th percentile Trump would make us miss smart presidents, like George W.