@comicdoug.bsky.social
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Comedian, writer, actor, engineer and independent thinker. Former athlete but now just old and broke down.
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If people don't want vaccines that is their right. I also think they should be required to pay all of the medical costs for themselves and anyone they infect. No insurance or tax payer money.
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I have determined that Donald Trump is the product of AI. There is obviously no actual intelligence present.
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Call me crazy but I would think that murdering civilians in international waters would sort of be a deal breaker when they are considering people for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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So ANTIFA is now considered a terrorist organization because they want to "overthrow the government". They want to get rid of fascism. How is that a threat to government unless... Oh, now I get it.
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I saw one of the MAGA talking heads the other day saying that we should only speak American in this country. So I guess we all have to learn Navajo.
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So according to the fake doctors and scientists currently in charge of public health in this country Tylenol causes autism. Tylenol was introduced in 1955. Autism has been officially recognized for over 100 years and observed under other names for centuries. Another distraction.
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I find it interesting when Trump says that 97% of network coverage is negative. Obviously that is a problem and should be investigated. I did some digging and determined that the reason is because they give him the benefit of the doubt 3% of the time.
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It's been confirmed. Donald Trump is suffering through Stage 9 stupidity.
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So less than 25,000 Americans lost their lives to gunfire during the Revolutionary War. Roughly 40,000 Americans a year die due to gun violence now. Obviously, something's wrong.
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Who would have thought that 38th percentile Trump would make us miss smart presidents, like George W.
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Well, that can be interpreted a couple of ways, either way I'd say it's a 50/50 shot.
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Thank God I live in Florida where my kids don't have to get those pesky vaccinations and can get polio like God intended.
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I can tell by looking at RFK jr. that he ate lead paint as a child.
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So after Trump gives Putin the Sudetenland everything will be fine I'm sure.
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Eight states are trying to pass laws to outlaw chemtrails, they should probably add amendments for unicorns, dragons and balanced budgets.
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I saw last night that Trump stated that he would not impose tariffs in gold. That is such a relief since I was just headed to the precious metal aisle at Aldi.
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I know I'm not the first but I will call it right now. Maxwell gets a pardon and then states publicly that Trump was not involved at all with Epstein, hardly knew the man.
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I agree with Trump, we need to go back to the previous names for things. So Convicted Felon Donald Trump it shall be.
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I want to introduce a bill that prohibits the injection, release, or dispersion of Marjorie Taylor Greene into society.
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I think everyone who actually cares about the state of our country and the world should provide a dissenting letter to the Nobel committee pointing out the crimes against humanity by Trump. We can skip the common crimes and fraud and just stick with the biggies like genocide.
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Still need to find a good place to get all of my vaccinations removed, I think it's a law. Plus I don't want to catch autism.
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So I can remove CBS from the list of networks that I will watch. Not because of any right or left bias but solely because they caved. Except for that new documentary that they have in the works "The Making of A Tyrant"
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For $249 you too can smell like, misogyny, graft, and mental decline.
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Well, any of you that were hoping to get Social Security in a few years to help in retirement are screwed. Just remember that a bunch of politicians, with a separate retirement program, are voting on things that will gut the program. Don't let them forget it!
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Posse Comitatus, need I say more.