Fessor’s inner gremlin
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On my main account I don’t discuss politics.
If I want to post something political I’ll do it here.
Won’t be offended if you block this account.
Don’t be surprised if I rarely post.
On my main account I don’t discuss politics.
If I want to post something political I’ll do it here.
Won’t be offended if you block this account.
Don’t be surprised if I rarely post.
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British Empire: We’re gonna colonize the shit out of the world and steal everyone’s resources!
Also British Empire: Nooooooo! Stop spelling our words wrong! It’s petrol, not gas, we made the language, guys. Stwoooooop 😭😭😭
Also British Empire: Nooooooo! Stop spelling our words wrong! It’s petrol, not gas, we made the language, guys. Stwoooooop 😭😭😭
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
British Empire: We’re gonna colonize the shit out of the world and steal everyone’s resources!
Also British Empire: Nooooooo! Stop spelling our words wrong! It’s petrol, not gas, we made the language, guys. Stwoooooop 😭😭😭
Also British Empire: Nooooooo! Stop spelling our words wrong! It’s petrol, not gas, we made the language, guys. Stwoooooop 😭😭😭
So after the election the shutdown ended?
Shocking.
Shocking.
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
So after the election the shutdown ended?
Shocking.
Shocking.
A house representative is proposing the Moving American Money Distant from Anti-National Interests Act. Or MAMDANI Act for short, to block federal funds from going to New York City.
Scared shitless he’ll be successful and willing to ruin American lives to make sure it doesn’t happen.
Scared shitless he’ll be successful and willing to ruin American lives to make sure it doesn’t happen.
November 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
A house representative is proposing the Moving American Money Distant from Anti-National Interests Act. Or MAMDANI Act for short, to block federal funds from going to New York City.
Scared shitless he’ll be successful and willing to ruin American lives to make sure it doesn’t happen.
Scared shitless he’ll be successful and willing to ruin American lives to make sure it doesn’t happen.
All I’m saying is I hope the red beret catches on with the right, it works wonders!
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
All I’m saying is I hope the red beret catches on with the right, it works wonders!
I hope Mamdani wins tomorrow.
New York City’s mayor doesn’t affect me in the slightest, but it will be so much fun to watch.
New York City’s mayor doesn’t affect me in the slightest, but it will be so much fun to watch.
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November 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I hope Mamdani wins tomorrow.
New York City’s mayor doesn’t affect me in the slightest, but it will be so much fun to watch.
New York City’s mayor doesn’t affect me in the slightest, but it will be so much fun to watch.
Crazy prediction, after this round of elections the shutdown will end.
November 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Crazy prediction, after this round of elections the shutdown will end.
Me: “I don’t wish death on people I disagree with, instead I hope they come around to my way of thinking. Everyone deserves a redemption.”
Me when I hear Milo Yiannopoulos got diagnosed with brain cancer.
Me when I hear Milo Yiannopoulos got diagnosed with brain cancer.
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October 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Me: “I don’t wish death on people I disagree with, instead I hope they come around to my way of thinking. Everyone deserves a redemption.”
Me when I hear Milo Yiannopoulos got diagnosed with brain cancer.
Me when I hear Milo Yiannopoulos got diagnosed with brain cancer.
This is what I was afraid of. Disney might have brought him back but that doesn’t mean local affiliates will.
I really wish they’d put him on Disney+
I really wish they’d put him on Disney+
September 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This is what I was afraid of. Disney might have brought him back but that doesn’t mean local affiliates will.
I really wish they’d put him on Disney+
I really wish they’d put him on Disney+
Has Nextar or Sinclair responded? Disney might bring him back but that doesn’t mean he won’t get preempted.
Also I’m calling it now, he’s not going to say a word about Charlie Kirk to appease his corporate overlords if he doesn’t make an apology…
Also I’m calling it now, he’s not going to say a word about Charlie Kirk to appease his corporate overlords if he doesn’t make an apology…
Disney announces ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ will return on Tuesday
September 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Has Nextar or Sinclair responded? Disney might bring him back but that doesn’t mean he won’t get preempted.
Also I’m calling it now, he’s not going to say a word about Charlie Kirk to appease his corporate overlords if he doesn’t make an apology…
Also I’m calling it now, he’s not going to say a word about Charlie Kirk to appease his corporate overlords if he doesn’t make an apology…
September 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
RFK blames mass shootings on video games.
You can’t even parody the guy…
You can’t even parody the guy…
September 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
RFK blames mass shootings on video games.
You can’t even parody the guy…
You can’t even parody the guy…
I will always be in favor of free speech.
It’s too hard to find the assholes otherwise.
It’s too hard to find the assholes otherwise.
September 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I will always be in favor of free speech.
It’s too hard to find the assholes otherwise.
It’s too hard to find the assholes otherwise.
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
Has RFK been renamed to Minister of Disease yet?
September 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Has RFK been renamed to Minister of Disease yet?
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Time to go home and listen to RFK get destroyed at the senate hearing while my body adapts to the new Covid vaccine
September 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Time to go home and listen to RFK get destroyed at the senate hearing while my body adapts to the new Covid vaccine
He doesn’t know.
He doesn’t think anyone knows.
He doesn’t think anyone knows.
Whenever I hear RFK Jr this plays on repeat in my head…
September 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
He doesn’t know.
He doesn’t think anyone knows.
He doesn’t think anyone knows.
Covid shot done. Don’t have to worry about RFK getting in the way of my vaccines for another year.
September 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Covid shot done. Don’t have to worry about RFK getting in the way of my vaccines for another year.
It’s true! All bread is woke! If you’re trying to avoid being woke then just stop eating bread altogether! In fact…all food is woke now, because Cracker Barrel. Just stop eating, eventually you will never be woken ever again!
August 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It’s true! All bread is woke! If you’re trying to avoid being woke then just stop eating bread altogether! In fact…all food is woke now, because Cracker Barrel. Just stop eating, eventually you will never be woken ever again!
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My political stance: I believe married adults of any combination of genders should be allowed to share their marijuana they grew in their own farms with immigrants that were quickly granted citizenship in between masturbating to pornography they obtained on the internet without sharing their IDs.
August 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My political stance: I believe married adults of any combination of genders should be allowed to share their marijuana they grew in their own farms with immigrants that were quickly granted citizenship in between masturbating to pornography they obtained on the internet without sharing their IDs.