@completeschmitt.bsky.social
gym rat, gaymer, cat mom, trophy wife 💖
they/he
atx bb
they/he
atx bb
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you look so cute and smol down there 🥰
shot the biggest load of my life last night and i’m still kinda a lil melty goony puddle just thinking about it
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
shot the biggest load of my life last night and i’m still kinda a lil melty goony puddle just thinking about it
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I am both dumber and smarter than you think, never estimate me
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I am both dumber and smarter than you think, never estimate me
lil back day before a date tonight 🙂↕️
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
lil back day before a date tonight 🙂↕️
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hi babes / bewbs i’ve missed you 😘♥️
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
hi babes / bewbs i’ve missed you 😘♥️
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bottoms should get to preboard
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
bottoms should get to preboard
okay i kinda thought the new wicked was mid but ari was great? idk maybe i expected too much bc i love pt 1 too much but it just kinda felt unnecessary to me
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
okay i kinda thought the new wicked was mid but ari was great? idk maybe i expected too much bc i love pt 1 too much but it just kinda felt unnecessary to me
tbh cannot help but lose my cool when i realize he’s an ethel cain fan 😮💨
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
tbh cannot help but lose my cool when i realize he’s an ethel cain fan 😮💨
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leg day where i didn’t feel that cute but my ass is achinggggg so we know we did good work 😌 come gimme a congratulatory smack
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
leg day where i didn’t feel that cute but my ass is achinggggg so we know we did good work 😌 come gimme a congratulatory smack
okay my abductors are STILL sore from all the biking this weekend. need to become a biker bb asap.
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
okay my abductors are STILL sore from all the biking this weekend. need to become a biker bb asap.
it’s me hi 💖
November 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
it’s me hi 💖
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and if I said my dream man is a heavily autistic man who loves powerlifting and video games
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
and if I said my dream man is a heavily autistic man who loves powerlifting and video games
becoming a girlie who goes in the morning, yes i am as tired as i look! 💖
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
becoming a girlie who goes in the morning, yes i am as tired as i look! 💖
lil chest day followed by a ten mile cycle around town lake 😌
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
lil chest day followed by a ten mile cycle around town lake 😌
have the hotel gym basically to myself 😌 early bird needs a worm and all that
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
have the hotel gym basically to myself 😌 early bird needs a worm and all that
got in a fender bender on the way out of the gym parking lot 🫠
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
got in a fender bender on the way out of the gym parking lot 🫠
didn’t wanna but i did it anyways 💖
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
didn’t wanna but i did it anyways 💖
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You should always judge a book by its cover. Like, look at a bible. Basic. Boring AF.
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
You should always judge a book by its cover. Like, look at a bible. Basic. Boring AF.
a certified bop
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
a certified bop
took a load from one bb and left my load in the other last night 🙂↕️☺️
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
took a load from one bb and left my load in the other last night 🙂↕️☺️
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well that was a trip (though not as much of a trip as some of Lanthimos' other work) in the best way. I was hooked the entire time. Superb acting and tension throughout.
Heading into Bugonia 🎥 🍿
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
well that was a trip (though not as much of a trip as some of Lanthimos' other work) in the best way. I was hooked the entire time. Superb acting and tension throughout.
douching to LUX this hump day bc my hole is holy 🥰🙂↕️😇
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
douching to LUX this hump day bc my hole is holy 🥰🙂↕️😇
definitely better than tron:ares
Did My Love tonight omg i am so excited! 💖 no bad movies this week bc i didn’t let some man pick!
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
definitely better than tron:ares