@completeschmitt.bsky.social
gym rat, gaymer, cat mom, trophy wife 💖
they/he
atx bb
they/he
atx bb
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you look so cute and smol down there 🥰
neeeeeeeeed a massage 😭
February 17, 2026 at 11:33 PM
neeeeeeeeed a massage 😭
the way i now suspect sooooooo many ads of being AI generated, and it immediately makes me want to to buy said ad’s product/service less 💀
February 16, 2026 at 4:58 PM
the way i now suspect sooooooo many ads of being AI generated, and it immediately makes me want to to buy said ad’s product/service less 💀
have been watching old seasons of #RHOA and tbh when Mama Joyce mentioned her LLC strategy for getting past child support (“lien, license or cash”), they shoulda given her a peach on the spot 👏🍑
February 16, 2026 at 2:15 PM
have been watching old seasons of #RHOA and tbh when Mama Joyce mentioned her LLC strategy for getting past child support (“lien, license or cash”), they shoulda given her a peach on the spot 👏🍑
i just want a lil polycule of like six vers bbs to flip with, is that too much to ask 😩
February 13, 2026 at 9:48 PM
i just want a lil polycule of like six vers bbs to flip with, is that too much to ask 😩
need a lil hug and kiss 🥺
February 13, 2026 at 8:04 PM
need a lil hug and kiss 🥺
objects in the mirror smoller than they appear 🥹
February 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
objects in the mirror smoller than they appear 🥹
if i DPd my hubby and i didn’t post about it, did it even happen
February 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
if i DPd my hubby and i didn’t post about it, did it even happen
okay going to see the new 28 years later movie v late and i’ll be damned if this isn’t a spiritual experience
February 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
okay going to see the new 28 years later movie v late and i’ll be damned if this isn’t a spiritual experience
look i can’t help it when it comes to herrr, but the rest are taste imo!
February 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
look i can’t help it when it comes to herrr, but the rest are taste imo!
met my hubby’s work bestie and partner last night and played a new game with them (i won!!!) and called the man tasteless thrice (he deserved it!!!) 😁 can’t wait to hear about the impression i made later today
February 4, 2026 at 2:36 PM
met my hubby’s work bestie and partner last night and played a new game with them (i won!!!) and called the man tasteless thrice (he deserved it!!!) 😁 can’t wait to hear about the impression i made later today
in the mood to breed somebody’s father 😩
February 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
in the mood to breed somebody’s father 😩
DESPISE working out in the evenings omg wtf!
February 3, 2026 at 3:54 AM
DESPISE working out in the evenings omg wtf!
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“can i get some more water”
“im tate mcrae”
“can i get some more water, tate mcrae”
“im tate mcrae”
“can i get some more water, tate mcrae”
February 2, 2026 at 3:40 AM
“can i get some more water”
“im tate mcrae”
“can i get some more water, tate mcrae”
“im tate mcrae”
“can i get some more water, tate mcrae”
pushing these boulders up that hill yadda yadda 😤✌️
January 29, 2026 at 5:05 PM
pushing these boulders up that hill yadda yadda 😤✌️
back to my home gym 🙂↕️
January 27, 2026 at 8:04 PM
back to my home gym 🙂↕️
stoned for the first time in four days and it feels so good 🙂↕️ tysm, street weed man
January 23, 2026 at 1:03 AM
stoned for the first time in four days and it feels so good 🙂↕️ tysm, street weed man
str8 men make me so sad with their hips and their flat asses and their board shorts 😩
January 22, 2026 at 9:20 PM
str8 men make me so sad with their hips and their flat asses and their board shorts 😩
love it when i ask my hubby to take a cute photo of me 🥰
January 22, 2026 at 6:14 PM
love it when i ask my hubby to take a cute photo of me 🥰
being on antibiotics while on vacation <<<
January 22, 2026 at 12:13 PM
being on antibiotics while on vacation <<<
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I want your stupid love !!
January 22, 2026 at 11:18 AM
I want your stupid love !!
at a nice hotel but can’t get the temp in our room right and unable to sleep 🫠🫠🫠
January 22, 2026 at 10:28 AM
at a nice hotel but can’t get the temp in our room right and unable to sleep 🫠🫠🫠
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I think every single person associated with lCE should never be allowed to know a day of peace for the rest of their lives
January 21, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I think every single person associated with lCE should never be allowed to know a day of peace for the rest of their lives
little hotel gym workout ✌️also a lil cat from breakfast 🥹
January 21, 2026 at 3:58 PM
little hotel gym workout ✌️also a lil cat from breakfast 🥹