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@computermouse.bsky.social
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/threes
was felimuridae in a previous life

30s. definitely 🔞

This is a kink account sometimes(/a lot of the time) so if you're not into that, I'd suggest hitting the back button on your browser.

Which kinks? haha, yeah
Pinned
New ref that I've been waiting to unveil :3

By @unreliablesize.bsky.social, thank you so much again 🧡
:3 made me think of it~
January 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
following me is a good way to get eaten, that's one reason
January 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Making out with you, and you start out just a bit shorter than me but you just get smaller with each kiss until you fit in my mouth

The final smooch is when I swallow you whole

As I feel you slide down my throat, I blush and huff a little, saying "mwah~"

More makeout sessions should end that way
January 13, 2026 at 10:13 PM
making out with you but halfway through I slurp you into my mouth and suckle on you like candy until you burst before I spit you back out into my palm

"mwah"
January 13, 2026 at 8:56 PM
nothing has convinced me that money is fake more than all this AI bullshit
Like, on paper, the economy is growing! Meanwhile, nobody can afford food

But that's okay because a handful of ghoulish companies are killing the planet and passing around a bunch of pretend numbers

What a fucking clownshow
January 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
You'll die on the outside too probably
January 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Reposted by wah
citing pascal's wager and dryly converting to christianity with seconds left on the clock in an open attempt to get off on a technicality is funnier than anything that ever happened in dilbert.
January 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
god I hope not
January 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
sometimes they are, yes
January 13, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I feel like I've been posting too many political/serious posts lately

uhhhhhhhh

paws

there, I did it
January 13, 2026 at 6:28 PM
:3 And yet, it'll still end the same way
January 13, 2026 at 6:23 PM
You can get eaten by a dragon too
January 13, 2026 at 6:13 PM
correction: I'll make it through today if this dragon doesn't EAT ME
January 13, 2026 at 6:11 PM
This isn't a thought I've had before but the more I think about it, the more it makes sense
January 13, 2026 at 6:11 PM
hot take but like

furries are on average smarter than most people

because like, they actually think about themselves and possibilities and can have ideas and speculation

You have to have at least SOME kind of capacity for creative thought to think "what if I were a mouse"
January 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
god I'm trying
January 13, 2026 at 6:08 PM
truly illuminating to understand that literally half of everyone has no internal dialogue whatsoever
January 13, 2026 at 5:57 PM
at work some old guy said to me (unprompted, even) "some lady died in Minneapolis, who gives a fuck?"

All I could really say is "well... a lot of people do, actually"

and he was like "whatever, they're all idiots"

like, ok
January 13, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I'm not sure if you'll be able to see much~
January 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM
One might argue that calling me "food" isn't terribly respectful .///.
January 13, 2026 at 5:46 PM
the true wah paw sandwich is wah paw, wah, wah paw
January 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
That's sweet of you to make me think I have a choice
January 13, 2026 at 5:42 PM
hey, maybe they're also thinking about doing it and want advice?
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
LRP fucking lol, it's like poetry
January 13, 2026 at 5:38 PM
would you say you're CRUSHINGLY tired

I'll see myself out
January 13, 2026 at 5:38 PM