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ComradeSwim

@comradeswim.bsky.social

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Eternally depressed and unreachable. Full of solidarity, love, and unapologetic intolerance. Reformation is false hope and nothing is more important than our workers and the poor. Nothing. (he/they)

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ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 4h

Don’t piss into the wind — shit in a fan, coward.

ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 21h

Just watch, we’ll see a “blue”-state vs “red”-state civil war start amongst national guard and the Police vs ICE. I’d love to be wrong but seldom am I. We’re living in dark times. Dark, dark, depressing times.

Protection of Protestors #duet #oregon #portland #ice #protestors #nationalguard #citizens #maga

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ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 21h

That’s nice and all, but not everything is about you, comrade

ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 22h

Idk that the inherent anxiety, depression, isolation, or weaponization of autism should be considered ‘cool’ — but I understand the joke and did softly chuckle lol

ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 1d

Tylenol should sue.

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ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 1d

Can’t decide what feeling I’m having exactly, but guy nailed it. Very valid.

Nerds = Fascists That Can’t Fight

YouTube video by Mo Hates Media

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ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 1d

I say “I debate like Charlie Kirk” when rightwing nutjobs wanna act like this is a friendly debate, and ya know what — they shut the fuck up and that it. Hilarious.

ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 1d

I just wanna save someone, give them a wink, and disappear into the crowd like I was never there.

ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 2d

We’ll just see how my karaoke goes and maybe I’ll end myself afterwards —

— but I’m pushing a big ole shit rn too, it might be time to shit on them as a group

ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 2d

Anytime I see a small trump-sympathizer account, I make damn sure to flame on their admitted suffering and add “should have voted trump, boy”

The PSYOPs goes both ways, and it’s not just the government — fuck your führer.

ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 3d

Fuck Trump, the wrong brother died

a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room next to a vase of flowers .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room next to a vase of flowers .

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ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 3d

Man is WHISPY, WHISPY ON THE DOME

ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 3d

I’m just so certain that losing your legs means also losing your relationships.

Disability is coming for us all and someday it will be you, you should be very afraid.

ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 3d

To old people: either read and reflect on factual shit or stop voting and die. Idc which.

ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 3d

Currently bingeing your videos whilst waiting on a new phone. Worst case scenario, ya get two subscribers lol

ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 3d

Finna stop thrifting — they’re all class-traitor MAGA-cultists

ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 4d

I like sci-fi and fantasy at all but if you can by defeated by a lil dirt in your gears, what’s the point of having a robot body. You think car repairs are expensive? Just wait until the mechanics are intergalactic nightmare-fuel

ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 4d

Do you take your cigarettes with or without cheese?

ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 5d

I know this isn’t a new revelation, but the more I learn about Israel and compare notes; we basically did the exact same shit as Israel for the last >150 years.

ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 5d

Objectively, I don’t think egoism is wrong or bad— but like anything else, too much is waaay too fucking much. Serve yourself first but still give a shit about the folks around you.

a cartoon character says " no seas tan egoista "

ALT: a cartoon character says " no seas tan egoista "

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ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 5d

***unapologetic — fuck that shit, why should I be sorry

ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 5d

Guy tried to tip me in cocaine today. Pretty weird but I feel great so it all works out.

ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 6d

Imagine seeing your step-mom after watching your own dad die and the 18 months of not one single fucking person checking on you or having holidays, just nothing.

You bet your ass I was rude, blunt, and apologetic. She’s lucky I kept myself together, I already felt like weeping. Fucking scum.

Ben Folds Rems GIF

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ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 6d

I used to know this guy Dylan who paid >$3.5k for a “pickup artist class” over in Thailand. Now he’s drop-shipping secondhand books and still alone. Idk what else to say about it, but there it is. Let us laugh at his misery. Ha.

ComradeSwim @comradeswim.bsky.social · 6d

It’s really hard to bear-mace a flock of seagulls. Damn near impossible, actually.

a white seagull with a yellow beak is sitting on a fence .

ALT: a white seagull with a yellow beak is sitting on a fence .

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