Fraser
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A lot of people criticising the English approach to their game at the moment but Bazball has secured two straight moral victories this series
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
A lot of people criticising the English approach to their game at the moment but Bazball has secured two straight moral victories this series
RE new Police pat-down laws in Melbourne: it’s not illegal to put on a mask, get a stiffy, then wait for the cops to come finish you off
December 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
RE new Police pat-down laws in Melbourne: it’s not illegal to put on a mask, get a stiffy, then wait for the cops to come finish you off
England staring down the barrel of a second straight moral victory
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
England staring down the barrel of a second straight moral victory
If anyone at the Gabba is reading this; please murder whoever is playing ‘You Are My Sunshine’ on the trumpet over and over again
December 6, 2025 at 6:00 AM
If anyone at the Gabba is reading this; please murder whoever is playing ‘You Are My Sunshine’ on the trumpet over and over again
Rebranding Europe could be as simple as adding an ‘n’ and calling it Neurope. See how it’s a completely different vibe now?
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Rebranding Europe could be as simple as adding an ‘n’ and calling it Neurope. See how it’s a completely different vibe now?
TFW there’s no birds
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 AM
TFW there’s no birds
Australian Teens: I will let you look at my social media feed for $5 per minute.
For $50 I will post one of your dumb thoughts for you to my feed
This may look like I’m trying to take advantage, and I am. I have no respect for anyone younger than me with their whole life ahead of them
For $50 I will post one of your dumb thoughts for you to my feed
This may look like I’m trying to take advantage, and I am. I have no respect for anyone younger than me with their whole life ahead of them
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Australian Teens: I will let you look at my social media feed for $5 per minute.
For $50 I will post one of your dumb thoughts for you to my feed
This may look like I’m trying to take advantage, and I am. I have no respect for anyone younger than me with their whole life ahead of them
For $50 I will post one of your dumb thoughts for you to my feed
This may look like I’m trying to take advantage, and I am. I have no respect for anyone younger than me with their whole life ahead of them
If someone named Richard is being an asshole, try calling them ‘Bitchard’
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If someone named Richard is being an asshole, try calling them ‘Bitchard’
✅ Riggy
✅ the cricket
✅ the cricket
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 AM
✅ Riggy
✅ the cricket
✅ the cricket
Reposted by Fraser
Marnus Labuschagne has one of the most severe cases of 19th Century Chimney Sweep Face I’ve ever seen
December 27, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Marnus Labuschagne has one of the most severe cases of 19th Century Chimney Sweep Face I’ve ever seen
Always shocked about how early the letter Q appears in the alphabet
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Always shocked about how early the letter Q appears in the alphabet
Working on a new type of olive that won’t fall out of your sandwich while you’re trying to eat it
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Working on a new type of olive that won’t fall out of your sandwich while you’re trying to eat it
Everyone shut the fuck up for a minute, I’m in the middle of eating a great sandwich
December 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Everyone shut the fuck up for a minute, I’m in the middle of eating a great sandwich
There year is 2039. Nuclear war has ravaged much of the Northern Hemisphere. Swathes of locusts have devoured many of the world’s remaining crops, leaving millions starving. Bruce Lehrmann launches another appeal in the high court.
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
There year is 2039. Nuclear war has ravaged much of the Northern Hemisphere. Swathes of locusts have devoured many of the world’s remaining crops, leaving millions starving. Bruce Lehrmann launches another appeal in the high court.
My listening age? Timeless
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My listening age? Timeless
You guys, last weekend I did an incredibly loud burp in a baby’s face and i get bullying now
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
You guys, last weekend I did an incredibly loud burp in a baby’s face and i get bullying now
Looking after my neighbour’s cat Pinky. Everyone say hello Pinky
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Looking after my neighbour’s cat Pinky. Everyone say hello Pinky
Unpopular opinion but honestly I think Europe should call Putin’s bluff
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Unpopular opinion but honestly I think Europe should call Putin’s bluff
Saw some news reporters setting up outside a petrol station and folks, it can only mean one thing: we’re gettin slugged at the bowser again
December 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Saw some news reporters setting up outside a petrol station and folks, it can only mean one thing: we’re gettin slugged at the bowser again
Here is nothing more tedious than dealing with someone’s PA
December 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Here is nothing more tedious than dealing with someone’s PA
Oh I’m actually super neurovergent
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Oh I’m actually super neurovergent
[whispering] I hear he’s a Pistachio Financier
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
[whispering] I hear he’s a Pistachio Financier
Really getting into Adagio in G Minor for strings and organ you guys
November 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Really getting into Adagio in G Minor for strings and organ you guys
I just feel Australians have worked too hard and too long to then be given Keli Holiday as a reward
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I just feel Australians have worked too hard and too long to then be given Keli Holiday as a reward