Fraser
@condimentwords.bsky.social
EFTPOS user for over 25 years
[Robbie Williams’ ‘Millennium’ plays]
January 29, 2026 at 5:46 AM
[Robbie Williams’ ‘Millennium’ plays]
Maybe if the scientists stopped moving the hands on this thing we wouldn’t be so close to annihilation?
January 28, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Maybe if the scientists stopped moving the hands on this thing we wouldn’t be so close to annihilation?
Greg Bovino getting fired paves for the way for him to be on Dancing With The Stars next season
January 28, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Greg Bovino getting fired paves for the way for him to be on Dancing With The Stars next season
Eating a second wrap for lunch allows you to build on the success you achieved with the first wrap, refining and improving on the wrap that came before, without discarding its important legacy
January 28, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Eating a second wrap for lunch allows you to build on the success you achieved with the first wrap, refining and improving on the wrap that came before, without discarding its important legacy
What year are we in? What the hell is this?
January 27, 2026 at 11:34 PM
What year are we in? What the hell is this?
If I was the mayor of Melbourne there would be people handing out Frosty Fruits and Sunny Boys across town today but you got who you voted for so sucked in
January 27, 2026 at 4:14 AM
If I was the mayor of Melbourne there would be people handing out Frosty Fruits and Sunny Boys across town today but you got who you voted for so sucked in
Would love to get one of those light up cod pieces the guy from Electric Six had in the Danger High Voltage video
January 25, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Would love to get one of those light up cod pieces the guy from Electric Six had in the Danger High Voltage video
Hi everyone, Bushwick Beckham here - the new Beckham child. Just wanna say that I think mum and dad are great! No qualms!
January 22, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Hi everyone, Bushwick Beckham here - the new Beckham child. Just wanna say that I think mum and dad are great! No qualms!
A young Conan O’Brien
January 22, 2026 at 9:42 AM
A young Conan O’Brien
So the entire Nationals front bench resigned tonight did you see this did you hear about this. I guess they knew there were some Ley-offs coming anyway
*Hold for applause*
Yes, yes yes folks we’ve got a great show coming up; Simon Helberg from the Big Bang Theory is here
And music from Gorillaz!
*Hold for applause*
Yes, yes yes folks we’ve got a great show coming up; Simon Helberg from the Big Bang Theory is here
And music from Gorillaz!
January 21, 2026 at 10:49 AM
So the entire Nationals front bench resigned tonight did you see this did you hear about this. I guess they knew there were some Ley-offs coming anyway
*Hold for applause*
Yes, yes yes folks we’ve got a great show coming up; Simon Helberg from the Big Bang Theory is here
And music from Gorillaz!
*Hold for applause*
Yes, yes yes folks we’ve got a great show coming up; Simon Helberg from the Big Bang Theory is here
And music from Gorillaz!
Hi, I’m the Beckham’s new son, Bushwick. Brooklyn is gone and I’ll be taking his place in the family. Subscribe for updates. Can’t wait to have you along for the ride!
January 21, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Hi, I’m the Beckham’s new son, Bushwick. Brooklyn is gone and I’ll be taking his place in the family. Subscribe for updates. Can’t wait to have you along for the ride!
Out: Love Bombing
In: Fart Bombing
In: Fart Bombing
January 21, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Out: Love Bombing
In: Fart Bombing
In: Fart Bombing
That Naomi Osaka outfit is really giving a ‘Fashion-Forward Beekeeper from the Gold Coast’ vibe
January 21, 2026 at 1:43 AM
That Naomi Osaka outfit is really giving a ‘Fashion-Forward Beekeeper from the Gold Coast’ vibe
I mean maybe WE’RE the crazy ones for letting the Jackass crew into our homes for a FIFTH time with a wonderful new film in the franchise!! I guess only time will tell. I’m Richard Wilkins
January 19, 2026 at 8:31 AM
I mean maybe WE’RE the crazy ones for letting the Jackass crew into our homes for a FIFTH time with a wonderful new film in the franchise!! I guess only time will tell. I’m Richard Wilkins
Seppos are truly incredible
January 19, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Seppos are truly incredible
The ENTIRE length of Lygon street is now a 40km/h zone and it’s fucking insane
January 19, 2026 at 2:13 AM
The ENTIRE length of Lygon street is now a 40km/h zone and it’s fucking insane
Look if I could muster an inspiring act of heroism right now I would but it’s late and I’ve made a tea, so yeah. Timing’s off
January 18, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Look if I could muster an inspiring act of heroism right now I would but it’s late and I’ve made a tea, so yeah. Timing’s off
It’s crazy they made Young Sheldon before Young Kramer
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 AM
It’s crazy they made Young Sheldon before Young Kramer
Emergency vehicles should announce the type of call they’re attending with the siren so we can make our own informed decisions
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Emergency vehicles should announce the type of call they’re attending with the siren so we can make our own informed decisions
[Pharrell Lose Yourself to Dance voice] Who’s that fancy pig?
January 14, 2026 at 11:09 AM
[Pharrell Lose Yourself to Dance voice] Who’s that fancy pig?
Thinking of starting some kind of Adelaide festival
January 13, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Thinking of starting some kind of Adelaide festival
What I love about Australia is we have 300,000 writer’s festivals and not one of them is able to go a single year without shooting themselves in the foot via highly avoidable circumstances
January 12, 2026 at 11:25 PM
What I love about Australia is we have 300,000 writer’s festivals and not one of them is able to go a single year without shooting themselves in the foot via highly avoidable circumstances
marking Riggy as ‘Safe from Everything’
January 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
marking Riggy as ‘Safe from Everything’
POV: it’s 1992, you’re a boomer, and you’re about to try and take this dinner party up a notch to an orgy, but the night ends in a sexual harassment complaint
January 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
POV: it’s 1992, you’re a boomer, and you’re about to try and take this dinner party up a notch to an orgy, but the night ends in a sexual harassment complaint