Confessio Amantis
@confessorprofessor.bsky.social
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'Life slips by like a field-mouse, Not shaking the grass.' Let's shake some grass together, as the bruising skies silhouette the trees. Occasionally 🔞/NSFW. No minors.
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confessorprofessor.bsky.social
The Peace Prize Committee really looked at the Israeli genocide and thought 'We need to choose an unwavering supporter of this.'

💀💀💀
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Just sublime, in the fullest sense of the word. I'm so glad someone like you, capable of appreciating the experience to its fullest, got to see them.
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
So many things I want to see, but the Aurora is at the very top. I NEED to see it.
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
Thank you! I don't know about the latter, but I do like the shape.
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
Oh, baked, I think. Delicious filled, perfect alone or served with a beautiful steak.
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
Yes, Becka! Join the potato gang. Have you done the quiz yet?

(I was chips. 💔)
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
Oia, right? Gorgeous town overlooking the caldera. I had one of the best meals of my life there, watching the sun gild the indigo water.
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
Thank you, Honey! I've been told they feel good, too. 🥰
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
It's more that it was a good substitute for saliva, and the cold felt good.
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
I had a girlfriend who would quite often have this issue - something to do with nerves.

I used to buy her a lot of ice-cream.
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
Going to the gym serves only to make me more aroused. Pumped, full, oxygen coursing around my veins.

Happy #FeralFriday
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
Then I suppose that must be his style.
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
It's me. 👋
I taught Lear's speech on social justice: now they're all Marxists.
I taught Orlando: now they're all trans.
I taught them Piers Plowman: now they're all Liberation Theologists.

Come into my classroom, Nigel. You'll be reading Emma Goldman by Monday, and in Palestine Action by Wednesday.
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Respect and fair play to all the gifted teachers who, according to Nigel Farage, are poisoning our kid's minds with race issues.
I had great difficulty teaching some of the little buggers about triangles.
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
I'm certain that Musk thinks Azad would be a better way to organize society than democracy, and that he thinks he'd be Emperor.

(He wouldn't. He's not even any good at chess.)
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
Cities of Gold. Oh FUCK, I couldn't wait for the next episode.

And the theme tune of Howard's Way, which still creates a Pavlovian 'Sunday night, bedtime, school tomorrow' feeling of mild despair.
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
I've had one here, which wasn't remotely viral by Real Poster standards but hit 300+. I think I must have triggered some dopamine centre for Resist posters or something. But no-one was nasty to me, which was charming of them.

I think my blocklists must be pretty good.
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
Holy shit. I just woke from THE WORST dream I can remember, involving The Wizard Woman, through a series of improbable but deeply plausible events, getting me sent to prison for 16 years.

When I woke and realized, at around 1.30 am, I said 'Thank God', aloud, over and over.

Fuck my subconscious.
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
Thank you, Honey! That's a hugely kind thing to say. Xx
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
One more #ThighThursday just because I just noticed the muscle outline underneath the shorts, and it's fucking hot.
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
Thank you, Becka! You are always so supportive. ❤️❤️
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
Gah!

Horrifically cute, damn your eyes.
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
#ThighThursday and a bit of #WagonWednesday because yesterday was so relentless.
confessorprofessor.bsky.social
Paul Simon and Ray Davies, comfortably. Stuart Murdoch.
rebelmusicteach.bsky.social
I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?