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Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿

@conkerhimself.bsky.social

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Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿 @conkerhimself.bsky.social · Nov 3

I made a game once, with some friends. It's hard as nails and you'll probably hate it. But that was kinda the point (don't tell my friends)..Maybe check it out: store.steampowered.com/app/800690/T...

The Unlikely Legend of Rusty Pup on Steam

From the original creator of Conker's Bad Fur Day comes a delicately told tale of a dog that thinks it's a toy, or is it a toy that thinks it's a dog?

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Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿 @conkerhimself.bsky.social · 8h

I love all that stuff but sadly no, never.. In fact i think it's all nonsense.

Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿 @conkerhimself.bsky.social · 18h

Ah, that's better..... Still needs Berri though...

Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿 @conkerhimself.bsky.social · 18h

Sleep tight my Scrump-didley-umptions.......

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Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿 @conkerhimself.bsky.social · 18h

a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face .

ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face .

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Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿 @conkerhimself.bsky.social · 18h

I don't like the eyes.. Makes him look like dead. And wtf are those cans meant to be doing? It's so strange.. No.. Nope.

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Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿 @conkerhimself.bsky.social · 1d

'You get a barn, you get a barn, you get a barn. .......... ...........!!'

Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿 @conkerhimself.bsky.social · 1d

erm, nope.

Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿 @conkerhimself.bsky.social · 1d

a man wearing headphones and a white shirt is smiling while sitting in front of a computer .

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Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿 @conkerhimself.bsky.social · 1d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhS... 😂

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

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Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿 @conkerhimself.bsky.social · 1d

...hrumph. Faulty gif.

Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿 @conkerhimself.bsky.social · 1d

Nighty Night, night....

Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿 @conkerhimself.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, is that Yooka ?

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Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿 @conkerhimself.bsky.social · 1d

So sounds like Tron Ares is shit then....Damn, wonder why that is...!?
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a close up of a man with a beard

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Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿 @conkerhimself.bsky.social · 1d

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Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿 @conkerhimself.bsky.social · 1d

@microsoft.com I'm guessing this is to define the 'stupidest cunt on the planet' baseline and work your way up from there ?!

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Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿 @conkerhimself.bsky.social · 2d

Don't take the bait and retaliate.. It's what the orange fucko wants you to do....

Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿 @conkerhimself.bsky.social · 2d

Siri, give me an example of alliteration, but for brain dead morons....

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Chris Seavor 🎃👀🐿 @conkerhimself.bsky.social · 2d

'.....And the Academy Award for the 'Worst Thumbnails on Any YouTube Channel Ever'........
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....goes to............'
www.youtube.com/@LASTV86/vid...