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games crit and fiction writing @
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games crit and fiction writing @
criticalconstruct.com
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The Backstage of the Soul: The House in Fata Morgana
The House in Fata Morgana is a triumph of storytelling, and one of my new favorite games of all time. A special edition of The Great Backlog Project.
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In an attempt to wrangle my backlog, I played and wrote about The House in Fata Morgana, a triumph of gothic fiction and now one of my favorite video games of all time.
www.criticalconstruct.com/p/the-backst...
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Is your child fusing with a seemingly benevolent hive mind? Look for warning signs via common internet slang:
IGP = I'm Gonna Plurb
IPT = It's Plurbin' Time
G2P = Got To Plurb
OTB = On The 'bus
IADCTTOIAPATTTP = I Am Deeply Considering The Themes Of Individuality And Agency Thanks To The Pluribus
IGP = I'm Gonna Plurb
IPT = It's Plurbin' Time
G2P = Got To Plurb
OTB = On The 'bus
IADCTTOIAPATTTP = I Am Deeply Considering The Themes Of Individuality And Agency Thanks To The Pluribus
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Is your child fusing with a seemingly benevolent hive mind? Look for warning signs via common internet slang:
IGP = I'm Gonna Plurb
IPT = It's Plurbin' Time
G2P = Got To Plurb
OTB = On The 'bus
IADCTTOIAPATTTP = I Am Deeply Considering The Themes Of Individuality And Agency Thanks To The Pluribus
IGP = I'm Gonna Plurb
IPT = It's Plurbin' Time
G2P = Got To Plurb
OTB = On The 'bus
IADCTTOIAPATTTP = I Am Deeply Considering The Themes Of Individuality And Agency Thanks To The Pluribus
Nice moves, but we've transitioned from pre-rendered cutscene to in-engine, so now all of your attacks have readable animations with easily distinguishable tells
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Nice moves, but we've transitioned from pre-rendered cutscene to in-engine, so now all of your attacks have readable animations with easily distinguishable tells
Early 00s music crit: Eminem is the tortured soul breaking racial barriers and bringing hip-hop to the American living room
Eminem's music: I'm the fuckin' alien man *hanna-barbera sound*
Eminem's music: I'm the fuckin' alien man *hanna-barbera sound*
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Early 00s music crit: Eminem is the tortured soul breaking racial barriers and bringing hip-hop to the American living room
Eminem's music: I'm the fuckin' alien man *hanna-barbera sound*
Eminem's music: I'm the fuckin' alien man *hanna-barbera sound*
The final sexual awakening tier list as decided by a crowd of screaming 30-somethings
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The final sexual awakening tier list as decided by a crowd of screaming 30-somethings
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Alright! Let's actually talk about this waterfall thing. It is an amazing showcase of many things that I adore from late 90s/early 2000s graphics.
I am replicating this in Blender through mere observation, so some things might not be fully accurate to the mind-boggling effects of the PS1.
I am replicating this in Blender through mere observation, so some things might not be fully accurate to the mind-boggling effects of the PS1.
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Alright! Let's actually talk about this waterfall thing. It is an amazing showcase of many things that I adore from late 90s/early 2000s graphics.
I am replicating this in Blender through mere observation, so some things might not be fully accurate to the mind-boggling effects of the PS1.
I am replicating this in Blender through mere observation, so some things might not be fully accurate to the mind-boggling effects of the PS1.
Discussing the tier list of sexual awakening animated characters
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Discussing the tier list of sexual awakening animated characters
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Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
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would be extremely funny if It Happened right now
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
would be extremely funny if It Happened right now
Anyway that's enough negativity from me. Consider playing Demonschool, BIRDCAGE, Stray Children, Morsel, House of Necrosis, Eclipsium, Repose, Shooty Shooty Robot Invasion, or any of the hundreds of other deeply interesting games that have dropped this year. Go on Itch and pick something at random!
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Anyway that's enough negativity from me. Consider playing Demonschool, BIRDCAGE, Stray Children, Morsel, House of Necrosis, Eclipsium, Repose, Shooty Shooty Robot Invasion, or any of the hundreds of other deeply interesting games that have dropped this year. Go on Itch and pick something at random!
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This may be my poor mood talking this morning (and I mean no offense to any writer in particular) but it's such an indictment of the state of the industry that "PUBG has a new extraction shooter" with this as a screenshot is front page news at every major outlet
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This may be my poor mood talking this morning (and I mean no offense to any writer in particular) but it's such an indictment of the state of the industry that "PUBG has a new extraction shooter" with this as a screenshot is front page news at every major outlet
Seeing so many friends heading to PAX Unplugged this weekend
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Seeing so many friends heading to PAX Unplugged this weekend
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Chris Elliot's groundbreaking anti-sitcom, Get A Life, is finally coming to streaming, courtesy of Shout TV.
Stand in the place where you live because Get A Life is finally coming to streaming
Stand in the place where you live because Get A Life is finally coming to streaming
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November 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Chris Elliot's groundbreaking anti-sitcom, Get A Life, is finally coming to streaming, courtesy of Shout TV.
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Bumping this, I'm working full time for the next few weeks and still don't know if I'm gonna make rent this month
I am going to refrain from despair posting tonight and just say any help you could throw my way would make a huge difference in my life rn
ko-fi.com/glitch_wolfe
throne.com/glitch_wolfe
ko-fi.com/glitch_wolfe
throne.com/glitch_wolfe
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Bumping this, I'm working full time for the next few weeks and still don't know if I'm gonna make rent this month
Seeing this jacket out in the wild was like seeing a celebrity
November 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Seeing this jacket out in the wild was like seeing a celebrity
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Every once in a while, I check my son's Steam reviews.
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Every once in a while, I check my son's Steam reviews.
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
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Just learned I'll probably be furloughed from work for the last two weeks of the year so here's to starting the new year with none monies if u know any copywriter jobs especially in UX hit your girl up I'm very good and I'm dying here
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Just learned I'll probably be furloughed from work for the last two weeks of the year so here's to starting the new year with none monies if u know any copywriter jobs especially in UX hit your girl up I'm very good and I'm dying here
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I socialized tonight
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I socialized tonight
If you're not playing Of The Devil you're missing the hell out
HE'S COME TO COLLECT.
of the Devil - Episode 2: December 18th.
of the Devil - Episode 2: December 18th.
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If you're not playing Of The Devil you're missing the hell out
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We need a better term for depression. That’s played out. I suggest the Noble Sorrow™️
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
We need a better term for depression. That’s played out. I suggest the Noble Sorrow™️
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demons' chool #demonschool @necrosoftgames.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
demons' chool #demonschool @necrosoftgames.com
Shout out to @necrosoftgames.com for the lowest TTB (time to belly-laugh) since Portal 2
November 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Shout out to @necrosoftgames.com for the lowest TTB (time to belly-laugh) since Portal 2
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Please help out Shan if you are able, she is a dear friend and a wonderful person who is at risk of homelessness and is struggling to get by, and when I was in that same position myself a few years ago I only made it by because of the kindness of strangers. Please donate if you can
unfortunately I'm still unemployed, & I'm out of cash for food & gas again. Anything helps (rts included)
Sorry to have to keep doing this. my cshapp & vnmo are both @ rottytoops. If you need to use pypl, just dm (but pls be aware that scammers have been swooping in to provide fake paypal info)
Sorry to have to keep doing this. my cshapp & vnmo are both @ rottytoops. If you need to use pypl, just dm (but pls be aware that scammers have been swooping in to provide fake paypal info)
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Please help out Shan if you are able, she is a dear friend and a wonderful person who is at risk of homelessness and is struggling to get by, and when I was in that same position myself a few years ago I only made it by because of the kindness of strangers. Please donate if you can