Penance
@contusions.bsky.social
memory aligns the glimmer in your narrowed eye
asked her for moral support and she put on a commissar's hat and started loading a gun
January 17, 2026 at 12:53 AM
asked her for moral support and she put on a commissar's hat and started loading a gun
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'internet archive is tracking you online' internet archive can come into my house and steal all my chairs for all i care
January 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
'internet archive is tracking you online' internet archive can come into my house and steal all my chairs for all i care
i fucking hate amphetamines and genuinely adamantly believe they are an evil substance concocted by evil powers solely to facilitate exploitation and murder and making people husks of their true selves
January 16, 2026 at 11:00 PM
i fucking hate amphetamines and genuinely adamantly believe they are an evil substance concocted by evil powers solely to facilitate exploitation and murder and making people husks of their true selves
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i love high agency people i'm so glad i'm not one of them
January 16, 2026 at 6:49 PM
i love high agency people i'm so glad i'm not one of them
i feel like i can acurately model what people look like off how they post with like a pretty high degree of accuracy. pretty sure this is a skill i have
January 16, 2026 at 3:43 AM
i feel like i can acurately model what people look like off how they post with like a pretty high degree of accuracy. pretty sure this is a skill i have
we're on woke 3 already bro catch up
January 15, 2026 at 10:13 PM
we're on woke 3 already bro catch up
bug things are happening
January 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
bug things are happening
guess whos got love handles now. Fuck your life
January 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
guess whos got love handles now. Fuck your life
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history makes me feel less alone
January 11, 2026 at 10:10 PM
history makes me feel less alone
if youre gonna go ahead and try to figure it (generally inadvisable) please at least make sure you figure it leastways
January 11, 2026 at 8:26 PM
if youre gonna go ahead and try to figure it (generally inadvisable) please at least make sure you figure it leastways
accidentally recreating german idioms from first principles
January 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
accidentally recreating german idioms from first principles
they say you die two twink deaths. once when you twink die and once when they last speak your twink name
January 11, 2026 at 7:02 AM
they say you die two twink deaths. once when you twink die and once when they last speak your twink name
when i was a child a brown recluse started living in the lamp on my bedside table and i let it live there with me for weeks. Every time id turn the lamp on id wonder if I was gonna get bit, every night id wonder if id wake up bit, but we just cohabitated together. until my mom found and killed him
January 10, 2026 at 11:43 PM
when i was a child a brown recluse started living in the lamp on my bedside table and i let it live there with me for weeks. Every time id turn the lamp on id wonder if I was gonna get bit, every night id wonder if id wake up bit, but we just cohabitated together. until my mom found and killed him
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i'm not like other girls i'm so fucking scared
January 10, 2026 at 4:40 PM
i'm not like other girls i'm so fucking scared
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this might make me a political extremist but i need my asshole stretched or im gonna go insane
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
this might make me a political extremist but i need my asshole stretched or im gonna go insane
youre like a brother to me bro
January 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
youre like a brother to me bro
one small bottle of gin also known as unlimited agony and suffering and a tormented fate
January 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
one small bottle of gin also known as unlimited agony and suffering and a tormented fate
bro seriously, heed me rn
January 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
bro seriously, heed me rn
my statements will be sweeping, my proclamations authoritative, and they will be heeded. You will heed them
January 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
my statements will be sweeping, my proclamations authoritative, and they will be heeded. You will heed them
sometimes you can just tell someone has a small dick. i dont mean like because theyre a chud or drive a big truck or anything I mean like you can just tell looking at their face. Basically I think that physiognomy is real but exclusively for divining approximate cock length
January 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
sometimes you can just tell someone has a small dick. i dont mean like because theyre a chud or drive a big truck or anything I mean like you can just tell looking at their face. Basically I think that physiognomy is real but exclusively for divining approximate cock length
please God let me come back in another life as an aphid-farming ant colonist
January 8, 2026 at 6:30 PM
please God let me come back in another life as an aphid-farming ant colonist