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Susie Carmichael
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East Coast Liberal Elite ™️
30 💅🏾, Black 🖤 , & agitated 😒
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I’m gonna start calling everyone else non-black. I don’t like the term “non-white”. It suggests that whiteness is the baseline. I’m Black, so my baseline is Black too.
Who managed Cassie when she signed to Dirty Money? Ten albums is CRAZY.
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Reposted by Susie Carmichael
The US government is summarily executing people on a weekly basis without telling the American people any of their names or presenting any proof of their guilt, for alleged crimes that do not carry the death penalty in the US.
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
These CANNOT be the same gingers that were crying, screaming, and throwing slurs because Halle is the little mermaid. Lolol when did they become Black? Tell Elmo!
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Candace Owens is really going out sad. She was always goofy but now she’s looking desperate too.
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The actress who plays Carol on Pluribus is super talented. Carol is so annoying and really could be insufferable to watch but the actress somehow makes her a little charming. I think the only other person who could pull this off is maybe Busy Phillips.
December 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
But is it telling? She’s on a book tour and was hired as an editor at Vanity Fair AFTER the story came out. Also, if she had a WH position she’d still be there too.
Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.
December 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
He got another good 15-20 years. Evil people live forever.
Mitch McConnell is 83.

He also happens to be the most dangeous Republican in office; his legacy will be one of cheating the entire U.S. judiciary, deception and lies.

Clearly unwell. But power is more important than literally resting, finally retiring and passing in peace with one’s family.
December 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Now’s as good a time as any to remind people that Gavin Newsom was married to noted gargoyle Kimberly Guilfoyle
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Normally these descriptions would say “The Oscar winning actress” so this is certainly a choice smh
Halle Berry won an Oscar for her performance in Monster's Ball, but People Magazine thinks you may only remember her from a universally disliked flop
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Kim Kardashians catching strays from a woman whose most notable act is being played by RFK is really something
This clip is even more insane considering that in her book she basically admits that she encouraged him to drop out and join the Trump administration.
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If physically fighting strangers were an acceptable adult activity I’d be in the WH press room playing knuck if you buck because I really wanna mollywop Karoline Leavitt
December 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If they get to decide that dual-citizenship is unconstitutional then I get to decide which prison everyone’s being sent to. Hegseth to Supermax with dylann roof, Bondi to The Hague, Trump to alligator Auschwitz, Leavitt to that dungeon where Daenerys kept her dragons.
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 AM
This man said “I hate you nigga let’s d*e” and I NEED to know what could ever make anyone that damn angry 😭😭
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The urge to get my lick back is what gets me into trouble. Instead of being rational my first thought is OH?!?! you wanna embarrass ME?! 👐🏾 ~watch this~ 👐🏾 *usher voice*
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Have yall heard about the two 20-year-old white men who were arrested for plotting to colonize an island in Haiti? Because not enough people are talking about how two white American men took substantial steps to further their plan to COLONIZE PART OF HAITI. Hello??? If Johnny has TWO apples-
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Remember when the media tried to convince us that she was a feminist icon instead of the sociopathic sycophant she actually is?
December 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Pete Hegseth is a sadistic psychopath who should be tried at The Hague.
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Reposted by Susie Carmichael
“War crimes” are absolutely NOT limited to enemy combatants, or even declared wars. That is a definition issue of your own making.
one of the problems I have with Democrats (and other critics) labeling these "war crimes" is that it accepts the underlying claim that the people being murdered are enemy combatants. They're not! it's just murder!
Fox News' Joey Jones justifies the US military killing survivors after an initial boat strike: "An enemy combatant does not have to have a gun to be a danger or a threat... if you leave anybody alive, they can signal and let others know what’s happening and they can also retaliate through radio."
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This is great!!! Robert’s Rules are very tedious and procedural but basically every organization has adopted them. I wish I had been more familiar with them before law school and SBA.
"Rules & Roberts is a lightweight storytelling game that will introduce players to Robert's Rule of Order, a set of parliamentary procedures used by a wide range of democratic organizations."

This might be the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Rules & Roberts by molleindustria
A democratic roleplaying game
molleindustria.itch.io
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It’s not doing so effectively.
HUMOUR IS NEVER LITERAL

This cartoon satirises White xenophobia by pointing-out the White belief that immigration and colonisation are the same thing; hence, their paranoia about being replaced:
I actually really hate this cartoon. The point is so muddled that you could use this to argue FOR the current regime’s racist deportation campaign. Even comparing immigration to the murderous colonization of indigenous people is insane. These two things are not the same.
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Rereading Derrick Bell’s “Bottom of the Well” essay. Today just felt like a good day to brush up on foundational Afropessimism. No reason. 🤗 everything’s 🔥 fine 🔥
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I think yall miss the point on purpose.
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I actually really hate this cartoon. The point is so muddled that you could use this to argue FOR the current regime’s racist deportation campaign. Even comparing immigration to the murderous colonization of indigenous people is insane. These two things are not the same.
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
___ is a sick man with sick thoughts, I think people like him should ___
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
K so before you hate from outside the club you have to insult us for things we actually have control over. The American people have no say whatsoever in executive appointments. We don’t vote for the cabinet or advisors.
I dont know what to say. The muricans as a people allowed this shill from the third reich to have a say in society. Do a people like that have any say in anything? Do they deserve a place in broader society? I say no. Let them rot in the inbred cousin shagging society they created.
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM