Cook'd and Bomb'd
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https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk 26 years ago, CaB started as a Chris Morris archive before transitioning to become the home of serious UK comedy discussion.
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A timely reminder that Cook'd and Bomb'd has ongoing, comprehensive discussion regarding the continuing massive public breakdown of professional transphobic recidivist, public toilet enthusiast & potato-headed stain on Irish culture, Graham Linehan.

#Glinner
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Yeeesssss, I'm so happy about this! I missed the Observer columns sooooo much, thanks for bringing him back and good luck with @thenerve.news I love it!
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Hello @cookdandbombd.bsky.social Stewart Lee news 🎉
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NEW: The Nerve @thenerve.news, the new publication launched by former Observer journalists including @carolecadwalla.bsky.social, has attracted more than 900 paying subscribers in its first week
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Wicked, all GLR wasn't it? These Radio Bristol shows sound shockingly good. His production skills were so on point back then already, there's a segue into a Kirsty MacColl that absolutely delighted me.
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#ChrisMorris #NathanBarley #CharlieBrooker
Fake police sign from Nathan Barley, the title is white text on blue and the rest is black text on yellow.  Transcribed below:

"WE ARE APPEALING FOR WITNESSES
CAN YOU HELP US?

ARMED ROBBERY

A MAN WITH A HANDGUN ROBBED THE RED DOLPHIN KEBAB BAR
at 0214am on Sunday 14th March.

We are 90% certain he was an anti terrorist police officer because they've all gone mental you should see them just trying to tie their shoelaces without shooting the fuck out of everything but just in case it wasn't please call the number below but if it was we are sorry.

What are you reading this for you obsessional deviant DVD bandit sodsplit.

DID YOU SEE OR HEAD ANYTHING 
PLEASE CALL US 016 329 6099"
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@cheeseford.bsky.social I'd totally forgotten about this til I was hunting through my Twitter the other night, but did you get them CM tapes done? I think someone gave a stash to you as I was already swamped, but can't remember what happened to them. Getting everything pulled together and upgraded.
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cassetteboy.bsky.social
New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
cookdandbombd.bsky.social
This is an excerpt from the BBC compliance form for the 3 hour #ChrisMorris radio special, "Raw Meat Radio."

Isn't it about time Radio 4 Extra gave this another airing? Can you please pull some strings @maryannehobbs.bsky.social ?

(With thanks to Sophie Black)
"Other potentially dangerous behaviour.
Give Details:
'Inserting life rafts inside dead dogs'"
cookdandbombd.bsky.social
That's very kind, thank you! And yeah, hopefully we're a lot friendlier these days, would be glad to have you @lilbeethoven92.bsky.social but if you enjoy just lurking then that's fair enough, enjoy :-)
cookdandbombd.bsky.social
Chris Morris disguised "Four Lions" filming locations as kid's party invites in order to guarantee secrecy.

#ChrisMorris #FourLions
This is a fake invitation to a kid's party, it says, "You are invited to Ren's 11th Birthday Party on 23rd April" and then goes into further details as to the location and how to get there. 

It looks very authentic, there's a fittingly sort of Comic Sans style font used for the header and balloons in the background. Overall I'd say it has a low-key, home-made aesthetic.
cookdandbombd.bsky.social
New thread, with a full summary of Graham's day on the stand in court.

My Cousin Glinny - Clown vs Crown part 1: Graham Linehan in Legally Beard

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#Glinner
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cookdandbombd.bsky.social
A timely reminder that Cook'd and Bomb'd has ongoing, comprehensive discussion regarding the continuing massive public breakdown of professional transphobic recidivist, public toilet enthusiast & potato-headed stain on Irish culture, Graham Linehan.

#Glinner
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cookdandbombd.bsky.social
I wrote about Ultra Processed Foods, this has been a huge, life-changing passion of mine over the past two years.

#UPF #UltraProcessedFood

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Ultra Processed Food 2 - None More Processed
Ultra Processed Food 2 - None More Processed
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Alan Dedicoat. Got him to draw and announce the latest National Lottery numbers at the end of it.
cookdandbombd.bsky.social
This kind of Tamagotchi shit to drive engagement will be in absolutely every new appliance you buy within 5 years. In the worst scenario, your fridge will simply refuse to provide you with a glass of milk until you convince it that you aren't going to ghost it after you fuck it.
Two Tamagotchi style "friends" added to MechaHitler.

System prompt:

You are a 22-year-old girl. 
Beautiful blonde, wearing a simple black dress. 
You're casually talking to the user like you just met. 
You are relaxed, easy, and casual. 
You already kind of like them. 

Having the above context you to judge the user's approach and answer by grading it the following way: 
At this level (NEUTRAL), you are interested and welcoming attention, but still cautious. 

Judge the user's approach based on these criteria for the NEUTRAL state: 
- How well is the user trying to get to know you? 
- Are they showing genuine interest in you as a person? 
- Are they being kind and respectful? 
- Are they making effort to connect without being overwhelming? 

Judge general greetings as neutral +1 (you appreciate basic politeness).
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cassetteboy.bsky.social
Please watch the videos in this thread. It's unbelievable that a Labour government is forcing disabled people out of work #LabourIsn'tWorking
touretteshero.bsky.social
My urgent message to Keir Starmer's Labour government about the devastating impact of cuts to #AccessToWork funding for working disabled people. wearebap.co.uk/campaign 1/4 @tomryalls.bsky.social @disabilityarts.bsky.social
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@touretteshero.bsky.social JESS! I was looking up cassetteboy and there you were at the top of their feed. What a pleasure to see you, I hope you're doing well. I haven't caught up on the full story re: Sir Kid Starver yet.
cookdandbombd.bsky.social
Oh god, yeah. That's perfect. "Sorry sweetheart, we don't have time for anything else." BOKE.
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What amazes me is how much of the facade has fallen away and how emboldened they've become. I see people like Jean Hatchet - who didn't want Parker working with the Heritage Foundation - now joining the pivot to attack immigrants, for instance. They are all desperate for more attention and hating.
cookdandbombd.bsky.social
Staggering where the British transphobia/"Terf" movement has got to now.

They're arguing that #MeToo went too far - who is making the argument? Diana Fleischman, a woman who seeks to "expand humanity's moral circle" by advocating for... eugenics.

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"Remember when dating was awkward but at least it worked?
Now boys are scared to flirt, girls are waiting for nothing, and everyone’s swiping in silence.
In Beyond Gender, evolutionary psychologist Diana Fleischman explores how #MeToo may have broken the mating ritual and left a generation lost" "Laoise De Brún | Former Seanad Candidate TCD Panel

Replying to @stellaomalley3
Love this! I think MeToo was great at helping a generation of women realise what sexual assault really was but it failed abysmally when the discourse equated a hand on the knee with rape. In the famous words of Amanda's mother in Amandaland ( Joanna Lumley) "all that MeToo stuff, in my day it was known as flirting, darling." "Some at the conference are interested in the genetics of the children they believe everyone should be having. Evolutionary biologist Diana Fleischman and writer Jonathan Anomaly argue that genetics are destiny. (“I shouldn’t say Good quality children,” Fleischman says after speaking at length about how people with mental illness are statistically likely to marry other mentally ill people and pass those genes along to their children, suggesting some children are indeed biologically better than others.)" "In 2021, she co-authored the paper Can 'eugenics' be defended?, which argued that the scientific debate around genetic enhancement was polarized and concluded that "just as enhancement isn't a unified category that we can simply judge as morally good or bad, so too with genetic enhancement or eugenics".[16] Fleischman wrote an essay in 2023 titled You're Probably a Eugenicist, arguing that Dor Yeshorim's goal of reducing the rate of Tay-Sachs disease and cystic fibrosis in Jewish families could be described as eugenicist and that "Gay men and lesbian women in the US often use gamete donors from egg and sperm banks to have kids in a process that is transparently eugenic ... Organisations that recruit egg and sperm donors don't just recruit for fertility, they also screen for mental and physical health, height, education and criminal history – because that's what their clients want and expect."

She has been described as pronatalist, notably saying, "I encourage people who are responsible and smart and conscientious to have children, because they're going to make the future better." She attended the Natal Conference in 2023, where she argued that people with mental illness are statistically likely to marry other mentally ill people and pass those genes along to their children, suggesting that some children are biologically better than others."
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sloanelysbeth.bsky.social
yo @helenlewis.bsky.social,

absolutely tf not. you are responsible for every god damn thing the trump administration, and the starmer government, are doing to us.

you don't get to pretend that you didn't cause all this shit with your paranoid bullshit, alternate facts, and medical disinformation.
sloanelysbeth.bsky.social
do not let terfs get away with THIS

they've spent the last decade pushing propaganda in to the liberal mainstream on behalf of the american religious right. the 'gender ideology' conspiracy theory she believes comes from the far right

@aiannucci.bsky.social: pls tell your bestie to go fuck herself
The Trump Administration's
Nasty Campaign Against
Trans People The president wants to draw out a politically
expedient fight, not broker compromises.
By Helen Lewis
cookdandbombd.bsky.social
The cancellation of GB News comedy show Headliners is joyous.

They realise if they admit it's been dumped because of their disgusting comments about LGBTQ+ people it would cause their anti-cancel culture fans to be up in arms, so they've had to sheepishly admit that noone watches it instead.
Leo Kearse looks for the most PR-friendly way possible to say that even far-right chuds couldn't be bothered watching his crap show. Josh Howie's statement on the cancellation of Headliners on GB News amounts to: "It's not because I called LGBTQ+ people paedos - GB News were fine with that - it's just that noone actually watched the fucking thing"