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Cool TF2 Facts
@cooltf2facts.bsky.social
· Feb 19
SO ABOUT THAT NEW SDK, HUH?
ill be honest. this does sound like a swan song for official tf2 updates, but its been 7 years without a major update. lets he real here were you expecting the sex update? also TF2C and OF on steam so i aint complaining
-B
ill be honest. this does sound like a swan song for official tf2 updates, but its been 7 years without a major update. lets he real here were you expecting the sex update? also TF2C and OF on steam so i aint complaining
-B
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