Cooperstreaming ♿️
@cooperstreaming.bsky.social
♿️ The most overly confident disabled woman in America.
Mark Hamill once told me I had pretty eyes and I'll never shut up about it.
As seen in Buzzfeed, The BBC, New York Magazine, & most forebodingly, TMZ
https://linktr.ee/Cooperstreaming
Mark Hamill once told me I had pretty eyes and I'll never shut up about it.
As seen in Buzzfeed, The BBC, New York Magazine, & most forebodingly, TMZ
https://linktr.ee/Cooperstreaming
I always end initial roommate chats (we talk,& right before they view the place I say) "My family is diverse. White/Black/Jewish (not Zionist!). Some are queer, including me, and the one who visits me most is trans. If this is no problem to you, we're a good match!"
Crazy how many disappear.
Crazy how many disappear.
January 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I always end initial roommate chats (we talk,& right before they view the place I say) "My family is diverse. White/Black/Jewish (not Zionist!). Some are queer, including me, and the one who visits me most is trans. If this is no problem to you, we're a good match!"
Crazy how many disappear.
Crazy how many disappear.
Urgent Care exists so that your doctor can tell you you should go there so that they can tell you that you should go to the emergency room.
Seriously wtf is that place even for.
Anyway they didn't give me any treatment.
Seriously wtf is that place even for.
Anyway they didn't give me any treatment.
January 9, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Urgent Care exists so that your doctor can tell you you should go there so that they can tell you that you should go to the emergency room.
Seriously wtf is that place even for.
Anyway they didn't give me any treatment.
Seriously wtf is that place even for.
Anyway they didn't give me any treatment.
He's just so handsome 🥰
January 8, 2026 at 10:22 AM
He's just so handsome 🥰
Looking up all my weird symptoms (anemia, high white blood cell count, enlarged liver & weird liver enzyme blood test results, nausea & vomiting, petechiae, night sweats, severe fatigue, no appetite) and baby, I'm immediately reminded why you're not supposed to do that.
January 8, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Looking up all my weird symptoms (anemia, high white blood cell count, enlarged liver & weird liver enzyme blood test results, nausea & vomiting, petechiae, night sweats, severe fatigue, no appetite) and baby, I'm immediately reminded why you're not supposed to do that.
Whoever is being a weirdo & has been saving every single one of my posts for some time, you creep me out severely & are part of why I consider not returning. Why TF would you do that, it's extremely unsettling.
January 6, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Whoever is being a weirdo & has been saving every single one of my posts for some time, you creep me out severely & are part of why I consider not returning. Why TF would you do that, it's extremely unsettling.
He called and told me that every time I leave, I take half his heart with me.
This would be cute except he's not my boyfriend, he's my doctor.
This would be cute except he's not my boyfriend, he's my doctor.
January 6, 2026 at 8:21 AM
He called and told me that every time I leave, I take half his heart with me.
This would be cute except he's not my boyfriend, he's my doctor.
This would be cute except he's not my boyfriend, he's my doctor.
Serving cunt and also fish
December 6, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Serving cunt and also fish
Girls being girls is begging your best friend to be gentle & kind to herself, when you are never gentle or kind to yourself.
It's ok. We're still learning. And while we work on it, we will be that for each other.
It's ok. We're still learning. And while we work on it, we will be that for each other.
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Girls being girls is begging your best friend to be gentle & kind to herself, when you are never gentle or kind to yourself.
It's ok. We're still learning. And while we work on it, we will be that for each other.
It's ok. We're still learning. And while we work on it, we will be that for each other.
Apparently my DMs have been down for about a month.
You apparently are capable of sending them and I am not capable of reading them.
This means that if you think I've been ignoring you I have no idea you've tried to contact me.
I should have picked up on the silence.
They still don't work.
You apparently are capable of sending them and I am not capable of reading them.
This means that if you think I've been ignoring you I have no idea you've tried to contact me.
I should have picked up on the silence.
They still don't work.
December 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Apparently my DMs have been down for about a month.
You apparently are capable of sending them and I am not capable of reading them.
This means that if you think I've been ignoring you I have no idea you've tried to contact me.
I should have picked up on the silence.
They still don't work.
You apparently are capable of sending them and I am not capable of reading them.
This means that if you think I've been ignoring you I have no idea you've tried to contact me.
I should have picked up on the silence.
They still don't work.
The internet creates strange little landmarks for memory. Spotify tells me I had a song on loop last January 2nd. Suddenly I remember I was sad that day, and what I was sad about.
I feel I have a tiny roadmap of every thing I've ever felt.
I feel I have a tiny roadmap of every thing I've ever felt.
December 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The internet creates strange little landmarks for memory. Spotify tells me I had a song on loop last January 2nd. Suddenly I remember I was sad that day, and what I was sad about.
I feel I have a tiny roadmap of every thing I've ever felt.
I feel I have a tiny roadmap of every thing I've ever felt.
When I die, I hope heaven is a Tiny Desk concert.
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 AM
When I die, I hope heaven is a Tiny Desk concert.
I started telling someone today that I had an irrational fear of male therapists, only to consider it for a moment and realize it's not irrational at all. I've experienced three male therapists in my life and all of three of them did something unethical and dangerous to me.
Scary little fuckers.
Scary little fuckers.
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I started telling someone today that I had an irrational fear of male therapists, only to consider it for a moment and realize it's not irrational at all. I've experienced three male therapists in my life and all of three of them did something unethical and dangerous to me.
Scary little fuckers.
Scary little fuckers.
The best thing about not being a conservative is I don't have to pretend that I like Kid Rock's music.
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The best thing about not being a conservative is I don't have to pretend that I like Kid Rock's music.
We're doing blue checks now?
That tells u how removed I am from the culture of Bluesky. I had no idea this was happening.
Is this an effective form of verification? Cuz... We've seen it work... not so well before.
That tells u how removed I am from the culture of Bluesky. I had no idea this was happening.
Is this an effective form of verification? Cuz... We've seen it work... not so well before.
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
We're doing blue checks now?
That tells u how removed I am from the culture of Bluesky. I had no idea this was happening.
Is this an effective form of verification? Cuz... We've seen it work... not so well before.
That tells u how removed I am from the culture of Bluesky. I had no idea this was happening.
Is this an effective form of verification? Cuz... We've seen it work... not so well before.
Fun fact: I've been to the Magic Castle a few times and once I was pulled from the audience to participate in a trick with a world class magician.
To this day I have no friggin idea how he did what he did to me, it was insanity.
To this day I have no friggin idea how he did what he did to me, it was insanity.
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Fun fact: I've been to the Magic Castle a few times and once I was pulled from the audience to participate in a trick with a world class magician.
To this day I have no friggin idea how he did what he did to me, it was insanity.
To this day I have no friggin idea how he did what he did to me, it was insanity.
The funniest thing about my hometown is that it sucks so much it's been used to portray literal hell in more than one piece of media.
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
The funniest thing about my hometown is that it sucks so much it's been used to portray literal hell in more than one piece of media.
Things I irrationally hate with the fire of 1,000 suns:
Ppl referring to a dessert as a "sweet treat". 🤢
Tapping on whatever you hold up with your nails like I don't have fucking eyes to see the thing you've just put in front of my face.
Ppl who think leash laws are for every dog but theirs.
Ppl referring to a dessert as a "sweet treat". 🤢
Tapping on whatever you hold up with your nails like I don't have fucking eyes to see the thing you've just put in front of my face.
Ppl who think leash laws are for every dog but theirs.
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Things I irrationally hate with the fire of 1,000 suns:
Ppl referring to a dessert as a "sweet treat". 🤢
Tapping on whatever you hold up with your nails like I don't have fucking eyes to see the thing you've just put in front of my face.
Ppl who think leash laws are for every dog but theirs.
Ppl referring to a dessert as a "sweet treat". 🤢
Tapping on whatever you hold up with your nails like I don't have fucking eyes to see the thing you've just put in front of my face.
Ppl who think leash laws are for every dog but theirs.
They're going to make sequels to Wicked, a story with a clear beginning, middle, and end, because as the great Tina Fey once said,
"This is Hollywood, and if something kind of works, we'll just keep doing it until everyone hates it".
"This is Hollywood, and if something kind of works, we'll just keep doing it until everyone hates it".
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
They're going to make sequels to Wicked, a story with a clear beginning, middle, and end, because as the great Tina Fey once said,
"This is Hollywood, and if something kind of works, we'll just keep doing it until everyone hates it".
"This is Hollywood, and if something kind of works, we'll just keep doing it until everyone hates it".
Sweet potato pie is better than pumpkin pie and I will die on that hill with a full belly.
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Sweet potato pie is better than pumpkin pie and I will die on that hill with a full belly.
The sluttiest thing a man can do is put on glasses then roll up his sleeves.
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The sluttiest thing a man can do is put on glasses then roll up his sleeves.
I know I'm old cuz I get pissed when kids call pop punk music emo.
Jimmy Eat World's Clarity was emo.
Dashboard Confessional was emo.
Good Charlotte was not emo.
Paramore was not emo.
Blink 182 was certainly not emo.
Open the libraries
Jimmy Eat World's Clarity was emo.
Dashboard Confessional was emo.
Good Charlotte was not emo.
Paramore was not emo.
Blink 182 was certainly not emo.
Open the libraries
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I know I'm old cuz I get pissed when kids call pop punk music emo.
Jimmy Eat World's Clarity was emo.
Dashboard Confessional was emo.
Good Charlotte was not emo.
Paramore was not emo.
Blink 182 was certainly not emo.
Open the libraries
Jimmy Eat World's Clarity was emo.
Dashboard Confessional was emo.
Good Charlotte was not emo.
Paramore was not emo.
Blink 182 was certainly not emo.
Open the libraries
If God had wanted me to be the bigger person, he wouldn't have made me 5'3.
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
If God had wanted me to be the bigger person, he wouldn't have made me 5'3.
Ok, now I'm flipped out.
She rarely ever lays on top of me.
He NEVER does. First time in his life today.
I had a messed up blood test & then two weeks later repeated it only to have the same outcome. Something is wrong with my liver. Waiting on more tests.
They're lying in the exact same spot.
She rarely ever lays on top of me.
He NEVER does. First time in his life today.
I had a messed up blood test & then two weeks later repeated it only to have the same outcome. Something is wrong with my liver. Waiting on more tests.
They're lying in the exact same spot.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Ok, now I'm flipped out.
She rarely ever lays on top of me.
He NEVER does. First time in his life today.
I had a messed up blood test & then two weeks later repeated it only to have the same outcome. Something is wrong with my liver. Waiting on more tests.
They're lying in the exact same spot.
She rarely ever lays on top of me.
He NEVER does. First time in his life today.
I had a messed up blood test & then two weeks later repeated it only to have the same outcome. Something is wrong with my liver. Waiting on more tests.
They're lying in the exact same spot.
Is there a reputable Angel Tree type program for people in assisted living?
Last Valentine's Day I made a bunch of Valentines for seniors and it was extremely meaningful to me. I relate to elderly people because my disability & isolation puts us on similar footing in many ways.
I want to help.
Last Valentine's Day I made a bunch of Valentines for seniors and it was extremely meaningful to me. I relate to elderly people because my disability & isolation puts us on similar footing in many ways.
I want to help.
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Is there a reputable Angel Tree type program for people in assisted living?
Last Valentine's Day I made a bunch of Valentines for seniors and it was extremely meaningful to me. I relate to elderly people because my disability & isolation puts us on similar footing in many ways.
I want to help.
Last Valentine's Day I made a bunch of Valentines for seniors and it was extremely meaningful to me. I relate to elderly people because my disability & isolation puts us on similar footing in many ways.
I want to help.
He says hi and stuff ❤️
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
He says hi and stuff ❤️