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Corey 🤬 Reynolds

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Oct 17

“Come on, Toad. Let’s go fuck some shit up.”

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Apr 17

“If you stop testing, there will be less Covid cases”, remember that?

Same energy 👇🏾

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NBC News EXCLUSIVE: A deadly E. coli outbreak hit 15 states, but the FDA chose not to publicize it
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A deadly E. coli outbreak hit 15 states, but the FDA chose not to publicize it

The outbreak linked to romaine lettuce killed one person and sickened at least 88 more, including a 9-year-old boy who nearly died of kidney failure.

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Apr 16

Guys… with no proof of life, I think it’s sadly safe to assume he’s no longer alive.

So, now what? Will Americans simply turn the page or will this finally be a turning point?

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Apr 16

Soooooooo, we’re about 90 days into this and I’m thinking it’s going pretty bad so far. Pretty… pretty… pretty… bad.

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Feb 25

It think we’ve entered the, every day that isn’t Saturday or Sunday, is a Monday, phase of things.

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Feb 1

What a fucking week…

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Jan 28

You can tell a lot about a person by looking at their AirPod case.

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Jan 26

I’ve started using a 6/60 method for social media. 6 minutes on, then at least 60 mins off. And what I’ve already discovered is… 6 minutes is a long time.

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Jan 25

What a fucking week…

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Jan 21

Black Americans watching everyone else finally get scared:

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Jan 19

I call this piece:

“If Jake Gyllenhaal was Democracy.”

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Jan 15

I think as a final act, Joe Biden should hide a few dollops of shit in and around the Oval Office. #NothingMattersAnymore

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Jan 11

I’ll never get over how America was overthrown by a gameshow host who simply lied about everything. Done so effectively, people turned against “fact checking”.

Or, how we’ve demonize science & everything we’ve learn throughout history. Vaccines are miracle.

Or, how we could’ve been better this.

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Jan 5

I’m watching two seagulls fight. I started rooting for the one that was being less aggressive, but then they got into a tussle and I mixed them up. Now they’re both kicking the shit out of each other, but I don’t know who to root for. I don’t know if my guy’s winning or not.

Ok, they flew away.

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Jan 3

Cast of ‘Get Out’ sequel excited to be Black without the racism that comes with existing.

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Jan 3

“Hey, you know what everyone loves? Automated call centers. Now, what if we had those, but made them difficult to distinguish from real people and embedded them everywhere and in everything? Anyone else getting a diamond slicing boner?”

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Jan 3

Is it just me or does it seem like the main people pushing AI people are people who don’t act like regular people?

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Jan 2

The East Coast about to get fucked.

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Jan 2

Hey @bsky.app, just a thought, but now would be the perfect time to announce to total ban on AI User accounts. No one wants them.

While Zuck & Fuck exalt the virtues of AI & flood social media with them, @bsky.app could be staking its claim to always, “keeping it real”.

A.I. = Ain’t Interested

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Jan 2

I will be posting on Bluesky more in 2025… I will be posting on Bluesky more in 2025… I will be posting on Bluesky more in 2025… I will be posting on Bluesky more in 2025… I will be posting on Bluesky more in 2025…

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Dec 21

Based on the threat, this is how every child in America should be going to school. Just saying…

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Dec 18

I have a confession to make…

Even though I don’t actually wear them, I like the smell of Brut and Old Spice.

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Dec 17

Are you a Peeping Tom if the people are fucking with the blinds open and the lights on?

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Dec 14

Being that he’s all about money has anyone just asked him how much it would take for him to go away? Have we tried this? Could it have been this easy and we just missed it? Why haven’t we tried this?

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Dec 11

I think I’ve figured out at least part of my issue with posting here: the 300 character limit.

I know, I should use the limit to practice being more concise with my language and to not always be so damn long-winded.

But sometimes I can’t get it all out in 300 characters.

But what’s important is

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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · Dec 11

Down, me thinks.