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CoreyWrites @coreywrites.bsky.social · 1d

Maria Corina Machado has won the Nobel Peace Prize instead of Donald Trump www.myinstants.com/en/instant/s...

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CoreyWrites @coreywrites.bsky.social · 8d

My contribution to this most holy of observances. @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social

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Prominent World Leaders Who Are More Excited About the New Taylor Swift Album Weigh In on the Russia-Ukraine Conflict – Weekly Humorist

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CoreyWrites @coreywrites.bsky.social · 16d

Fox News would cream their jeans over tan suits if Donald Trump wore one.

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CoreyWrites @coreywrites.bsky.social · 18d

"Taking Tylenol is, uh...not good."

Our president, everyone... 🤦‍♂️

CoreyWrites @coreywrites.bsky.social · 20d

Never half ass anything. Be a total ass at all times.

CoreyWrites @coreywrites.bsky.social · 21d

Welp. It’s Saturday. Time to engage in some unbridled online hate speech like the domestic terrorist I am.

I hate the MAGA movement. I hate Donald Trump. I hate J.D. Vance. I hate Brendan Carr…

CoreyWrites @coreywrites.bsky.social · Sep 3

I was standing at the entrance of a bar and someone mistook me for the bouncer.

I guess the weights are paying off… 🏋💪🥊

CoreyWrites @coreywrites.bsky.social · Aug 30

My latest for The Flak www.the-flak.com/writing/prom...

“Prominent World Leaders Who Are More Excited About Taylor Swift Weigh in on the Russia-Ukraine Conflict” — The FLAK

“Would it be worth trying to have her come in to broker peace?”

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CoreyWrites @coreywrites.bsky.social · Aug 29

My latest for The Flak. #trump #nevertrumpers #heaven www.the-flak.com/writing/ieqg...

“I’d Like to Make it Clear We Are All “Never Trumpers!’” – A Statement from St. Peter the Apostle — The FLAK

“His ascendance to the presidency is a ‘sign from God?!’ Yeah. Fuck that noise.”

www.the-flak.com

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CoreyWrites @coreywrites.bsky.social · Aug 22

The good people at @litoldladyhaha.bsky.social have published my Superman disavowing Dean Cain article! www.littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/qs...

“I Hereby Disavow Any Association With Dean Cain” – A Statement from Superman — Little Old Lady

Thank you all for joining me. Thanks also to Perry White, Lois Lane, and everyone at The Daily Planet for handling the logistics of this hastily assembled press conference. My pal Jimmy Olsen will b...

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CoreyWrites @coreywrites.bsky.social · Aug 21

My latest for The Flak: www.the-flak.com/writing/wzqq...

“I’m an Infectious, Formerly Non-Existent Disease, and I’ve Never Been Prouder to be an American!” — The FLAK

“It’s boom time for us airborne pathogens, and we have you, the good ol’ U.S. of A, to thank for it!”

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CoreyWrites @coreywrites.bsky.social · Aug 19

My latest for @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social weeklyhumorist.com/its-not-you-...

It’s Not You, It’s the Fact That We Now Have a Reality Show on TLC – Weekly Humorist

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CoreyWrites @coreywrites.bsky.social · Aug 10

Superman weighs in on the Dean Cain controversy. He may have had some help from me.

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“I Hereby Disavow Any Association With Dean Cain” – A Statement from Superman — The FLAK

“Despite my durability, this has become a pain in my ass!”

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CoreyWrites @coreywrites.bsky.social · Aug 8

Knock knock!
Who's there?
ICE!
ICE who?
Immigrations Customs Enforcement, and oh--look, guys! We have a No-knock warrant!

CoreyWrites @coreywrites.bsky.social · Jul 26

#lifegoals

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/26/b...

He Read (at Least) 3,599 Books in His Lifetime. Now Anyone Can See His List.

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Bert’s Books @bertsbooks.bsky.social · Jul 23

Wednesday is with us again, so grab your family and friends and drag them out to buy a book! - Michael

Maybe it’s not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate. - Ozzy Osbourne

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CoreyWrites @coreywrites.bsky.social · Jul 18

No one has less respect for a Trump supporter than Donald Trump.

CoreyWrites @coreywrites.bsky.social · Jul 14

You can never know a man until you’ve walked a mile on his shoes.

Specifically, you can know how far he’s willing to run after you barefoot to get his shoes back.

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CoreyWrites @coreywrites.bsky.social · Jun 24

When satire speaks the truth. @theonion.com theonion.com/letter-to-co...

Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice

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CoreyWrites @coreywrites.bsky.social · Jun 23

“One of the beginnings of human emancipation is the ability to laugh at authority.” - Christopher Hitchens

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CoreyWrites @coreywrites.bsky.social · Jun 15

No lie detected.

Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · Jun 15

I’m Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.

I’m standing next to a woman and we’re holding her sign together: “STEPHEN MILLER IS A LITTLE BITCH!”

CoreyWrites @coreywrites.bsky.social · Jun 14

Hey. Trump. Fuck you. It’s my birthday too and I have no qualms about figuratively pissing on your literal parade.

#nokings #happybirthdayyouschmuck 🚫👑🖕

CoreyWrites @coreywrites.bsky.social · Jun 13

I love the detail of the tiny hand.

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