The Cork Coypu
@corkcoypu.bsky.social
It's really me. I have the birth cert to prove it
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Hearing the kids outside play "tip the can" brings back some memories. All the fun and laughter really makes me feel like calling the guards
April 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Hearing the kids outside play "tip the can" brings back some memories. All the fun and laughter really makes me feel like calling the guards
Breaking: The Pope has Dyed...... his hair after peacefully passing through another night while kicking his favourite bucket
March 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Breaking: The Pope has Dyed...... his hair after peacefully passing through another night while kicking his favourite bucket
Happy #InternationalWomensDay to all my female followers. You're a great bunch of gals. Keep on rocking 💪
March 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Happy #InternationalWomensDay to all my female followers. You're a great bunch of gals. Keep on rocking 💪
Okay here's the deal. I'm after setting up an ONLYFANS account however I'm very shy about showing my body. So what I want ye to do is use your imagination and send me a tenner. Thanks x
March 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Okay here's the deal. I'm after setting up an ONLYFANS account however I'm very shy about showing my body. So what I want ye to do is use your imagination and send me a tenner. Thanks x
I could watch Groundhog Day over and over again
February 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I could watch Groundhog Day over and over again
Remember, Ladies
If a woman calls you ugly, she's jealous.
If a man calls you ugly, he's a bully.
If a small child calls you ugly, you're ugly
If a woman calls you ugly, she's jealous.
If a man calls you ugly, he's a bully.
If a small child calls you ugly, you're ugly
February 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Remember, Ladies
If a woman calls you ugly, she's jealous.
If a man calls you ugly, he's a bully.
If a small child calls you ugly, you're ugly
If a woman calls you ugly, she's jealous.
If a man calls you ugly, he's a bully.
If a small child calls you ugly, you're ugly
As an adult I never recreationally read a book. Then Audible came along and changed my life.
There is no one size fits all when it comes to learning.
There is no one size fits all when it comes to learning.
February 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
As an adult I never recreationally read a book. Then Audible came along and changed my life.
There is no one size fits all when it comes to learning.
There is no one size fits all when it comes to learning.
Great news: Not only has my nana been accepted into Templemore but they're giving her very own Garda branded oxygen tank
February 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Great news: Not only has my nana been accepted into Templemore but they're giving her very own Garda branded oxygen tank
Great news: Not only has my Nana been accepted into Templemore but their giving her, her very own Gardai branded oxygen tank
February 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Great news: Not only has my Nana been accepted into Templemore but their giving her, her very own Gardai branded oxygen tank
Holy Shit. Who worded this headline?
February 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Holy Shit. Who worded this headline?
You're allowed to be left-leaning and ask why a rapist was let into the country
February 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
You're allowed to be left-leaning and ask why a rapist was let into the country
The woke left have absolutely destroyed the latest Carry On movie
There are no funny double entendres.
It doesn't feature a 65 year old Sid James hilariously creeping around a 17 year old Barbara Windsor.
But most importantly there are no boobs
There are no funny double entendres.
It doesn't feature a 65 year old Sid James hilariously creeping around a 17 year old Barbara Windsor.
But most importantly there are no boobs
February 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The woke left have absolutely destroyed the latest Carry On movie
There are no funny double entendres.
It doesn't feature a 65 year old Sid James hilariously creeping around a 17 year old Barbara Windsor.
But most importantly there are no boobs
There are no funny double entendres.
It doesn't feature a 65 year old Sid James hilariously creeping around a 17 year old Barbara Windsor.
But most importantly there are no boobs
I can't wait to go home and watch Hedley Lamarr's halftime show
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowlLIX
#HalfTimeShow
#halftimeshow2025
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowlLIX
#HalfTimeShow
#halftimeshow2025
February 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I can't wait to go home and watch Hedley Lamarr's halftime show
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowlLIX
#HalfTimeShow
#halftimeshow2025
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowlLIX
#HalfTimeShow
#halftimeshow2025
Today I saved €1.50 by buying a "Congratulations on passing your driving test, brother" instead of the traditional Valentine's card.
#ValentinesDay
#Valentinesday2025
#ValentinesDay
#Valentinesday2025
February 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Today I saved €1.50 by buying a "Congratulations on passing your driving test, brother" instead of the traditional Valentine's card.
#ValentinesDay
#Valentinesday2025
#ValentinesDay
#Valentinesday2025
I remember when my then 8-year-old asked if he should make a Valentine's Day card for Mammy. I told him he was being weird, creepy, and incestuous #ValentinesDay #Valentinesday2025
February 10, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I remember when my then 8-year-old asked if he should make a Valentine's Day card for Mammy. I told him he was being weird, creepy, and incestuous #ValentinesDay #Valentinesday2025
#KanyeWest account has been suspended. Christ, you can't say anything these days!
February 10, 2025 at 9:26 AM
#KanyeWest account has been suspended. Christ, you can't say anything these days!
FFS some of the tabloids are reporting on the "Inappropriate" things that #ginodacampo said on Celebrity Juice, 15 years ago.
That was the humour of the show. And that kind of humour was 100% acceptable back then.
That was the humour of the show. And that kind of humour was 100% acceptable back then.
February 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
FFS some of the tabloids are reporting on the "Inappropriate" things that #ginodacampo said on Celebrity Juice, 15 years ago.
That was the humour of the show. And that kind of humour was 100% acceptable back then.
That was the humour of the show. And that kind of humour was 100% acceptable back then.
I remember holding my first son for the first time after he was born and literally crying cos I knew deep down that I wasn't going to get an ounce of attention at home for at least 15 years
February 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I remember holding my first son for the first time after he was born and literally crying cos I knew deep down that I wasn't going to get an ounce of attention at home for at least 15 years
You can't claim to be a defender of women and child and still support a rapist. It doesn't work that way
February 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
You can't claim to be a defender of women and child and still support a rapist. It doesn't work that way
Before Jesus did the Lord's work, he trained to be a carpenter. This was a shrewd choice as there wasn't much demand for electricians at the time
February 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Before Jesus did the Lord's work, he trained to be a carpenter. This was a shrewd choice as there wasn't much demand for electricians at the time
February 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
When Kanyes wife wears that "Outfit" at the #GRAMMYs she's celebrated however when I wear the same "Outfit" I get barred from my local SuperValu
#Grammys2025
#Grammys2025
February 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
When Kanyes wife wears that "Outfit" at the #GRAMMYs she's celebrated however when I wear the same "Outfit" I get barred from my local SuperValu
#Grammys2025
#Grammys2025
Why on earth are Facebook and Google pestering me with ads for sexy lingerie for women? I hardly ever wear sexy lingerie for women
January 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Why on earth are Facebook and Google pestering me with ads for sexy lingerie for women? I hardly ever wear sexy lingerie for women
Ladies, 'Mansplaining' is short for Man Explaining
January 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Ladies, 'Mansplaining' is short for Man Explaining