Cornelius Beer & Wine
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Beer and Wine shops on Easter Road and Leith Walk. Website: Corneliusbeers.com Phone: 0131 6522405 and 0131 5638169
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My guess is it's not an "Alien" tee shirt.

Pretty sure that " The Alien " is the title is one of the many cheap Italian knocks offs - which came out well after Alien & ET

Tee manufacturer has just slapped a logo for two different films front and back
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Disnae execs eagerly anticipating this weekends box office returns for #tronarse.
Zero Mostel and Gene Wilder in The Producers
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Payroll - also on @channel4.bsky.social is an extremely gritty heist/crime drama/noir that takes its time ratcheting up the tension but really delivers the goods when it matters - Great cast and really bleak and cynical.

Most bonkers thing about it ( which instantly dates it ) hidden in alt text.
Poster for Payroll (1961)

In which a gang member is killed by QUICKSAND (it is set in Newcastle)
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Productive afternoon in front of the telly catching up with some films on @channel4.bsky.social

The Spy Who Dumped Me is a good enough timewaster with a couple of wry chuckles and some genuinely great action scenes.

Most bonkers thing about it ( which instantly dates it ) hidden in alt text.
Poster for The Spy Who Dumped Me.

Features EDWARD SNOWDON as a deus ex machina
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I'm sure they have a good alibi.
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Could you shit in her window box...?

(not saying you should)
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I thought Christo had died? - must be some sort of legacy commission/tribute.
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It‘s depressing AF - but there’s a very good chance he’s our next PM…

I have the world‘s worst superpower - but I have managed to predict them all, throughout my adult life ( Major onwards )
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On a somewhat related note - I always wondered if “Rinky Dink” was an old-timey, implied, homophobic slur…
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He may be “Rinky Dink” but, even in America I doubt that car is street legal - the slightest bump in the road would result in liquid driver.

Bearing that in mind, why is he employing a child as his chauffeur..?

Yes it’s time we “cancelled“ The Pink Panther.
The Panthermobile from The Pink Panther Show Some anonymous ten year old being revealed as the driver of the aforementioned monstrosity.
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In the Leith Walk tradition of Khushis/Original Khushis…?
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Is the Tory party dumb enough* to think what the Trump regime is doing is a vote winner..?

Because all the horrors unfolding in the States right now are happening because of a broken legal system/supine court/captured media - not a popular mandate.

(*of course they are)
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Cockney here - not defending Pie & Mash (it’s not great)

But it can’t be both ”bland” and “disgusting”
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Yup - and one day soon - it will happen.

( they all obviously think so - all the hysterical Kirk BS was a dress rehearsal to see what they can get away with if his next stroke is the big one )
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Sadly, this is more likely a result of the shutdown:

Less stuff going on - no reason for him to get out of bed.
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The writing was on the wall for him, but then painted over it.
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The reveal a few minutes in, when you finally learn what you've been watching, is *glorious*