cornfedMTdads' Monastery and Chastitorium
@cornfedmtdads.bsky.social
Gee-rated friendship films about man's humanity towards man
Pinned
Seems fitting that our first video be this holiday message that's been pinned to our x for a year and is one of our most watched and least liked videos. We think it's funny and that's all that counts maybe 8===@~~~ (_(_
2019
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
2019
When they're laughing at life and you don't get the joke
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
When they're laughing at life and you don't get the joke
For your health
November 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
For your health
"BLUEBALLS 2: Electric Blueballoo" - A couple decades ago Bubba went to Ireland to visit some relatives in Dingle. He said it was a great trip with some amazing food but every berry he ate tasted like shit
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"BLUEBALLS 2: Electric Blueballoo" - A couple decades ago Bubba went to Ireland to visit some relatives in Dingle. He said it was a great trip with some amazing food but every berry he ate tasted like shit
If you're stuck inside trying to teach ChatGPT how to study for your finals today, take a break to rest your upper eyes and crank one out to "lofi porn hop radio - bears to jerk and nut to" on xhamster (you might have to google bc they hate fun [and copyright infringement])
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If you're stuck inside trying to teach ChatGPT how to study for your finals today, take a break to rest your upper eyes and crank one out to "lofi porn hop radio - bears to jerk and nut to" on xhamster (you might have to google bc they hate fun [and copyright infringement])
Finally added the Northwestern Slobbery Gobblecock to the life list #birding #chickenheadedsuckswallow
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Finally added the Northwestern Slobbery Gobblecock to the life list #birding #chickenheadedsuckswallow
Spoiler: they noticed
November 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Spoiler: they noticed
young buck sucks
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
young buck sucks
🌽🛐
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
🌽🛐
8==> (_(_
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
8==> (_(_
A flashlight banishes the dark; a fleshlight vanishes the dork
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
A flashlight banishes the dark; a fleshlight vanishes the dork
8==©
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
8==©
8==@
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
8==@
One day you're an alpha, the next an old man, but always and forever you remain a chudai
#chudailife #whatschudai #cannibalistichomonoidundergrounddwellerAI
#chudailife #whatschudai #cannibalistichomonoidundergrounddwellerAI
November 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
One day you're an alpha, the next an old man, but always and forever you remain a chudai
#chudailife #whatschudai #cannibalistichomonoidundergrounddwellerAI
#chudailife #whatschudai #cannibalistichomonoidundergrounddwellerAI
Lord love a butt
November 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Lord love a butt
Thinkin' bout butt sex
November 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Thinkin' bout butt sex
People who body shame are cops
October 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
People who body shame are cops
cocksucking homosexuals
October 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
cocksucking homosexuals
🩲💨🪟
time for underwear
is over; see you again
after we have fucked
time for underwear
is over; see you again
after we have fucked
October 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
🩲💨🪟
time for underwear
is over; see you again
after we have fucked
time for underwear
is over; see you again
after we have fucked
Drooling
October 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Drooling
Watch this if you are gay
October 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Watch this if you are gay
"Endless Cummer" - Part 2 - The explosive second volume demands an answer to the question, "What if cum was spelled with a silent 'b' like 'comb', would it still be hot to 'make someone cumb'? Would you shout 'I'm cumbing!'? What if that's how they spell it in England and this is you finding out?"
October 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"Endless Cummer" - Part 2 - The explosive second volume demands an answer to the question, "What if cum was spelled with a silent 'b' like 'comb', would it still be hot to 'make someone cumb'? Would you shout 'I'm cumbing!'? What if that's how they spell it in England and this is you finding out?"
"Endless Cummer" - Part 1 - A cumpilation of emissions: nocturnal, crepuscular, and otherwise
October 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"Endless Cummer" - Part 1 - A cumpilation of emissions: nocturnal, crepuscular, and otherwise
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October 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Excited to partner with 3dhentaiporn.com to produce three-dimensional live-action hentai (FKA "porn"). After we shoot, edit, and publish a video, their hard-working bots scrape it to repost on a site no one will ever visit, continuing the cycle of ouroboric violence that eats us all #sponsored #ad