cornfedMTdads' Monastery and Chastitorium (for Elderly Gays 40+)
@cornfedmtdads.bsky.social
Gee-rated friendship films about man's humanity towards man
Pinned
cornfedMTdads' Monastery and Chastitorium (for Elderly Gays 40+)
@cornfedmtdads.bsky.social
· Sep 29
Seems fitting that our first video be this holiday message that's been pinned to our x for a year and is one of our most watched and least liked videos. We think it's funny and that's all that counts maybe 8===@~~~ (_(_
🌯
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 AM
🌯
Multitasking
February 8, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Multitasking
"Helping Hand" - Orgasm raffle! Tickets cost one boner* each. If we draw your number you win a DIY orgasm kit (just add elbow grease). Winners will be sent a notification boner
*/**Traditional and nonstandard boners accepted
*/**Traditional and nonstandard boners accepted
February 7, 2026 at 10:09 PM
"Helping Hand" - Orgasm raffle! Tickets cost one boner* each. If we draw your number you win a DIY orgasm kit (just add elbow grease). Winners will be sent a notification boner
*/**Traditional and nonstandard boners accepted
*/**Traditional and nonstandard boners accepted
We like to hide subliminal messages in our sex documentaries. If you play the slowmo cumshot videos backwards, the "cum thunder" is a recipe for ham
February 3, 2026 at 4:43 AM
We like to hide subliminal messages in our sex documentaries. If you play the slowmo cumshot videos backwards, the "cum thunder" is a recipe for ham
Looks very handsome
February 2, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Looks very handsome
Ever put a man's erection in your mouth and suck on and lick it? Sounds crazy but you seem like someone who would be into it #tryeverythingonce #twiceifitsanal
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Ever put a man's erection in your mouth and suck on and lick it? Sounds crazy but you seem like someone who would be into it #tryeverythingonce #twiceifitsanal
cornfedMTdads Season 2 promo. If you're asking, "Was Season 1 just reposting the same random videos when you're horny?", never lose that inquisitive spirit, you'll need it again
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
cornfedMTdads Season 2 promo. If you're asking, "Was Season 1 just reposting the same random videos when you're horny?", never lose that inquisitive spirit, you'll need it again
We triple dong dare you to get a boner to this.
If you chicken out, your punishment is to get a boner.
If you chicken out, your punishment is to get a boner.
February 1, 2026 at 5:43 AM
We triple dong dare you to get a boner to this.
If you chicken out, your punishment is to get a boner.
If you chicken out, your punishment is to get a boner.
When you're single and ready to flamingle
February 1, 2026 at 5:37 AM
When you're single and ready to flamingle
"Blueballs 2: Electric Blueballoo"
February 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
"Blueballs 2: Electric Blueballoo"
:p
January 20, 2026 at 1:39 AM
:p
Warning Unbalanced Load
January 20, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Warning Unbalanced Load
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January 20, 2026 at 1:28 AM
8==© 0}:
:P
January 19, 2026 at 8:58 PM
:P
Hawg Dawg
January 15, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Hawg Dawg
xhamster rejected "Manlancers" twice because there's a (now blurred-out) bottle of poppers in the back. It sounds like support is going to end up approving it but if not we already prepared a version with an animated jalapeño popper that flies around pooping out cream cheese to hide our indiscretion
January 11, 2026 at 8:16 PM
xhamster rejected "Manlancers" twice because there's a (now blurred-out) bottle of poppers in the back. It sounds like support is going to end up approving it but if not we already prepared a version with an animated jalapeño popper that flies around pooping out cream cheese to hide our indiscretion
You look great in this bud. Great pose for yoga, getting dicked down, or family portraits
January 11, 2026 at 7:38 PM
You look great in this bud. Great pose for yoga, getting dicked down, or family portraits
"The hot air balloon pajamas stay on." 🍩🐩
January 11, 2026 at 7:33 PM
"The hot air balloon pajamas stay on." 🍩🐩
🥲
you've never been so nuts about a guy
you wanna laugh, you wanna cry
you wanna laugh, you wanna cry
January 9, 2026 at 6:34 AM
🥲
Some dick-in-butt for the deviants
January 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Some dick-in-butt for the deviants
"Helping Hand" blueballs edit. Putting up some videos on pornhub, xvideos, and xhamster. They will make you get a boner hopefully
January 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
"Helping Hand" blueballs edit. Putting up some videos on pornhub, xvideos, and xhamster. They will make you get a boner hopefully
Happy Holidays
cornfedMTdads' Monastery and Chastitorium (for Elderly Gays 40+)
@cornfedmtdads.bsky.social
· Sep 29
Seems fitting that our first video be this holiday message that's been pinned to our x for a year and is one of our most watched and least liked videos. We think it's funny and that's all that counts maybe 8===@~~~ (_(_
January 1, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Happy Holidays
"Manlancers" - Bird-dogging
December 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"Manlancers" - Bird-dogging
Surely we're not the only ones who do this particular bit #dickburpkus
December 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Surely we're not the only ones who do this particular bit #dickburpkus