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@corpsebod.bsky.social

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Documenting every animal I encounter 🌿 Food loving librarian from the UK

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K 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 8h

I felt him do it, I thought he was bruxxing, and he got rat snot on my bed. So it's actually double jail

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K 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 8h

All fixed 🌹

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K 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 9h

Alright so. Jail time

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K 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 9h

HOW COULD I BE SO FOOLISH MY MISPLACED BLAME...

Smithers face appears from beneath the sweater. He's been sleeping under that sweater most evenings this week...

The most likely culprit of the damage to the sweater is probably baby grandpa smithers.

K 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 12h

"I hate my long term bitch ass friend because she keeps feeding me and my husband Dave raw onions even though we fucking hate them. Here's my ranch recipe."

At least once a week for the past 12 years we have eaten a meal at friends. Dave and I are not fussy salad eaters unless the salad has raw onions in it. I used to eat raw onions but as Dave does not like them I started leaving them out of salads. After a few years my palette became accustomed to this, and now I find raw onions to be quite overpowering. If they are blanched I will eat them but if they're crunchy Dave will not eat them at all. These friends we go to love raw onions. She puts them into anything and everything. At lunchtime if we eat there she puts a bowl of onions and tomatoes onto the table. At dinner she serves a salad of lettuce, cucumber, tomato and onions.

At dinner she serves a salad of lettuce, cucumber, tomato and onions. And every time we eat there I declined to eat the salad as it has raw onions in it, and each time she asks me why I don't eat raw onions. Sometimes there will be other salads on offer such as pickled beetroot (with raw onion), coleslaw with raw onions, potato and onion salad and even avocado and onions. So I have started taking a salad with me when we eat there. And to make the salad more interesting I have started using different salad dressings. I made a green salad using blanched asparagus and broccoli florets, sugar snap peas coma crisp lettuce and served it with ranch dressing I have also been making coleslaw using purple cabbage, carrots and courgettes and tossing that with my coriander and avocado dressing and cindy's potato

K 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 16h

I know it was him because he's NORTY

Blurry white rat but you can see the black skidmark down his back like a roadkill opossum

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K 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 16h

Had to sew a patch over a hole SOMEONE made in my sweater

A sweater with a little Saturn patch sewn on. It's blue white and yellow with pink edge stitching

A white rat being apprehended. He has a sheepish expression. His toes are spread out but his hands are small like a t-rex

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K 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 1d

Eughhdhdjdj I love that Chinese hams have perfect little hands!!! Are you sure she's never had a thought 😭 like not even a little one

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K 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 1d

I'm willing to do my duty and help out

K 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 1d

I always love her expressions and I have no idea what they convey. She's kinda seething with rage but completely unaware of anything? Neutral-pissed off?