Amendment 14 § 3 seems pretty clear that Don Diapers rendered himself ineligible to be reelected 5 years ago today.
Wonder what would have happened if we actually gave a shit about the Construction...

I realize I'm late to this party, getting most of my shit used, but this track pad is fucking ridiculous.
Can't have been designed by anyone who types.
Should be no wider than the spacebar, and aligned with it.

Corporations are people?
Nah. More like… dogs.
And we’ve let these dogs completely fuck up our house.

Same. No ‘populist’ who can only pull 10% capacity in any venue he holds rallies in could win a fair election.

Yanno, I don’t give 2 shits about running iPad apps on a Mac.
Mobile apps kind of suck.
I want to run Mac applications on an iPad.

Cold as a biker’s balls out there.

(It’s me, I’m the biker.)

So it’s totally cool for the human equivalent of a pile of shit on dollar-store bread to say he isn’t bothered about dead kids as long as he gets to jerk off with an AR-15, but it’s totally not cool to say I’m not bothered about a dead shit sandwich?
Interesting double standard you’ve got there.

Hey, service providers--
If I have to feel like I'm hurting a salesperson's feelings in order to cancel service, the probability of my returning drops into single digits.
You want me to return as a customer? Make it easy to leave.
You want me not to leave in the first place? Don't raise my bill.

Starting to slur. Amphetamines must be wearing off.

They must’ve dosed this sack of shit up with the good amphetamines; he’s sounding a lot less ‘drunk-uncle’ than he usually does.

Somehow I’d never noticed the fasces flanking the podium. I guess we’re finally living up to them.

(Just kidding, I know we’ve been fascist since Regan.)

It's not that I don't believe a fascist demagogue couldn't have won the popular vote, it's that this MF couldn't draw more than 10% capacity in any venue he held a rally in.
Add that Diebold is still making voting machines after blatantly doing election interference...

If your "thinnest phone ever" has a camera bump, it's not that thin. Bring the back flush and build out the battery, you wankers.

Cat shredded my mesh-back chair, so time to replace. Aesthetically I want the bentwood and PU leather for $400. Functionally? $150 clearance gaming chair meets requirements.
Aesthetic sense can make more purchasing decisions when it starts making me money.