Cory Laran
@corylaran.bsky.social
Random Thoughts on almost anything.
Retired Mathematician.
Retired Mathematician.
Pinned
I never thought 🤔 I'd spend my golden years fighting Nazis and Fascists.
Hello to everyone who doesn’t snort cocaine off a toilet seat.
What ever happened to role models?
What ever happened to role models?
February 14, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Hello to everyone who doesn’t snort cocaine off a toilet seat.
What ever happened to role models?
What ever happened to role models?
MAGA is angry with being judged by the content of their character and not the color of their skin.
February 14, 2026 at 5:14 AM
MAGA is angry with being judged by the content of their character and not the color of their skin.
Kristi Noem rolling up to a place literally called "San Diego" on stolen Kumeyaay land to justify brutal state violence during Black History Month is peak colonial white woman energy.
DHS Secretary Noem's San Diego visit draws protesters demanding her resignation
Protesters showed up outside a San Diego detention facility as DHS Secretary Kristi Noem held a press conference touting the Trump administration's drug seizure efforts.
abc7.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Kristi Noem rolling up to a place literally called "San Diego" on stolen Kumeyaay land to justify brutal state violence during Black History Month is peak colonial white woman energy.
Despite the propaganda coming from the Nazi fascist administration, there is NO EVIDENCE-NONE-of widespread voter fraud or illegal voting by undocumented immigrants.
February 14, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Despite the propaganda coming from the Nazi fascist administration, there is NO EVIDENCE-NONE-of widespread voter fraud or illegal voting by undocumented immigrants.
Now for something completely different:
* Me at home: tired, overwhelmed.
* Me on vacation: 20,000 steps a day, 4 hours of sleep, thriving.
* Me at home: tired, overwhelmed.
* Me on vacation: 20,000 steps a day, 4 hours of sleep, thriving.
February 14, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Now for something completely different:
* Me at home: tired, overwhelmed.
* Me on vacation: 20,000 steps a day, 4 hours of sleep, thriving.
* Me at home: tired, overwhelmed.
* Me on vacation: 20,000 steps a day, 4 hours of sleep, thriving.
"The rest of the world sees America as a wrecking ball. They see us as unreliable.
Let’s be clear: Donald Trump is temporary. States like California are permanent.
We’re stable. We’re reliable. We’re long-term partners."
~ Governor Gavin Newsom
Let’s be clear: Donald Trump is temporary. States like California are permanent.
We’re stable. We’re reliable. We’re long-term partners."
~ Governor Gavin Newsom
February 14, 2026 at 4:49 AM
"The rest of the world sees America as a wrecking ball. They see us as unreliable.
Let’s be clear: Donald Trump is temporary. States like California are permanent.
We’re stable. We’re reliable. We’re long-term partners."
~ Governor Gavin Newsom
Let’s be clear: Donald Trump is temporary. States like California are permanent.
We’re stable. We’re reliable. We’re long-term partners."
~ Governor Gavin Newsom
Now the top GQP officials are supposedly scrambling to defeat the SAVE Act after looking into passport data and finding out that the states with the lowest passport ownership rates are the Southern and Midwestern states that voted most disproportionately for 🍊💩🤡😈🐷.
You can’t make this stuff up. 1/2
You can’t make this stuff up. 1/2
February 14, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Now the top GQP officials are supposedly scrambling to defeat the SAVE Act after looking into passport data and finding out that the states with the lowest passport ownership rates are the Southern and Midwestern states that voted most disproportionately for 🍊💩🤡😈🐷.
You can’t make this stuff up. 1/2
You can’t make this stuff up. 1/2
When Blondi is finally in prison, I will gladly pay extra taxes to hire someone to walk by her cell at a random time every single day and yell the Dow Jones Industrial Average at her.
Thinking about volunteering for the job myself! 😝
Thinking about volunteering for the job myself! 😝
February 14, 2026 at 4:35 AM
When Blondi is finally in prison, I will gladly pay extra taxes to hire someone to walk by her cell at a random time every single day and yell the Dow Jones Industrial Average at her.
Thinking about volunteering for the job myself! 😝
Thinking about volunteering for the job myself! 😝
WTF?
The government could issue a voter ID for every citizen and the right wing would still be shouting about voter fraud every time they lost.
The government could issue a voter ID for every citizen and the right wing would still be shouting about voter fraud every time they lost.
February 14, 2026 at 4:31 AM
WTF?
The government could issue a voter ID for every citizen and the right wing would still be shouting about voter fraud every time they lost.
The government could issue a voter ID for every citizen and the right wing would still be shouting about voter fraud every time they lost.
Ever notice how 'publicans are always screaming about "voter fraud," but whenever any proof comes out it always shows that 'publicans are the ones who committed the voter fraud?
February 14, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Ever notice how 'publicans are always screaming about "voter fraud," but whenever any proof comes out it always shows that 'publicans are the ones who committed the voter fraud?
Senator Mark Kelly (D-AZ), not only resisted the 🍊💩🤡😈🐷, he declared war on him and the American Fascist Party to keep the US Constitution the law of the land.
February 14, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Senator Mark Kelly (D-AZ), not only resisted the 🍊💩🤡😈🐷, he declared war on him and the American Fascist Party to keep the US Constitution the law of the land.
The Save America Act is a defacto "poll tax" which violates the 24th amendment to the Constitution.
February 14, 2026 at 3:39 AM
The Save America Act is a defacto "poll tax" which violates the 24th amendment to the Constitution.
BTW: Even after he’s gone, I won’t consider it a win until we get follow up legislation that keeps this from ever happening again.
February 14, 2026 at 3:34 AM
BTW: Even after he’s gone, I won’t consider it a win until we get follow up legislation that keeps this from ever happening again.
Noem's DHS just LOST its funding. Instead of meeting Democratic Senators' demands to get ICE and Border Patrol under control, 'publicans are choosing instead to let the government SHUT DOWN, and the funding of DHS to halt.
Fine. Whatever it takes.
Fine. Whatever it takes.
February 14, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Noem's DHS just LOST its funding. Instead of meeting Democratic Senators' demands to get ICE and Border Patrol under control, 'publicans are choosing instead to let the government SHUT DOWN, and the funding of DHS to halt.
Fine. Whatever it takes.
Fine. Whatever it takes.
The way I feel.
February 13, 2026 at 11:47 PM
The way I feel.
California lawmaker takes second swipe at single-payer health care bill | Courthouse News Service.
The state could withhold some or all of the $83 billion in fed tax because the 🍊💩🤡😈🐷 won't spend a dime on the state.
The state could withhold some or all of the $83 billion in fed tax because the 🍊💩🤡😈🐷 won't spend a dime on the state.
California lawmaker takes second swipe at single-payer health care bill
Assemblymember Ash Kalra has tried a handful of times over the past few years to institute massive changes in the state's health care system.
share.google
February 13, 2026 at 6:52 PM
California lawmaker takes second swipe at single-payer health care bill | Courthouse News Service.
The state could withhold some or all of the $83 billion in fed tax because the 🍊💩🤡😈🐷 won't spend a dime on the state.
The state could withhold some or all of the $83 billion in fed tax because the 🍊💩🤡😈🐷 won't spend a dime on the state.
Our lives are like clay and we are the sculptors
February 13, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Our lives are like clay and we are the sculptors
Friday the 13th fun fact:
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Friday the 13th fun fact:
Lincoln's Wisdom:
“My Best Friend is a person who will give me a book I have not read.”
~ Abraham Lincoln
“My Best Friend is a person who will give me a book I have not read.”
~ Abraham Lincoln
February 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Lincoln's Wisdom:
“My Best Friend is a person who will give me a book I have not read.”
~ Abraham Lincoln
“My Best Friend is a person who will give me a book I have not read.”
~ Abraham Lincoln
13 February is International Self Love Day.
February 13, 2026 at 5:34 PM
13 February is International Self Love Day.