Cory Laran
@corylaran.bsky.social
Random Thoughts on almost anything.
Retired Mathematician.
Retired Mathematician.
Pinned
Cory Laran
@corylaran.bsky.social
ยท Mar 1
I never thought I'd spend my golden years fighting Nazis and fascism. ๐ณ
"Leftists are rigging elections!"
Babe, if we were, you'd have universal healthcare and a solar powered flying car by now. Calm down.
Babe, if we were, you'd have universal healthcare and a solar powered flying car by now. Calm down.
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"Leftists are rigging elections!"
Babe, if we were, you'd have universal healthcare and a solar powered flying car by now. Calm down.
Babe, if we were, you'd have universal healthcare and a solar powered flying car by now. Calm down.
25 November is John Fitzgerald Kennedy Junior's Birthday.
Fate can be so cruel.
Fate can be so cruel.
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
25 November is John Fitzgerald Kennedy Junior's Birthday.
Fate can be so cruel.
Fate can be so cruel.
I went to a bookstore and asked the salesperson,
"Where's the self-help section?"
He said,
"If I told you, it would defeat the purpose."
"Where's the self-help section?"
He said,
"If I told you, it would defeat the purpose."
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I went to a bookstore and asked the salesperson,
"Where's the self-help section?"
He said,
"If I told you, it would defeat the purpose."
"Where's the self-help section?"
He said,
"If I told you, it would defeat the purpose."
"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but the seeds that you plant."
~ Robert Louis Stevenson
~ Robert Louis Stevenson
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but the seeds that you plant."
~ Robert Louis Stevenson
~ Robert Louis Stevenson
I got a new desk called
The Commando.
It has no drawers. ๐
The Commando.
It has no drawers. ๐
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I got a new desk called
The Commando.
It has no drawers. ๐
The Commando.
It has no drawers. ๐
I guess it's going to be a cold winter โ๏ธ. These ๐ฟ๏ธ guys๐ฟ๏ธ have been raiding a neighbor's persimmon tree ๐ and stashing the fruit at every house ๐ก around here for blocks.
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I guess it's going to be a cold winter โ๏ธ. These ๐ฟ๏ธ guys๐ฟ๏ธ have been raiding a neighbor's persimmon tree ๐ and stashing the fruit at every house ๐ก around here for blocks.
The more you know.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The more you know.
I learned the hard way.
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I learned the hard way.
Didn't anyone go to catechism or Sunday School?
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Didn't anyone go to catechism or Sunday School?
๐ All these professionals! ๐
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
๐ All these professionals! ๐
Now it's "PEDO in a Meadow." ๐
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Now it's "PEDO in a Meadow." ๐
Stop asking me. I'm not Google.
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Stop asking me. I'm not Google.
Alone time is mental health and recovery time.
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Alone time is mental health and recovery time.
Please tell me this is an Internet hoax.
I don't want to find out that many people are missing a primary school education.
I don't want to find out that many people are missing a primary school education.
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Please tell me this is an Internet hoax.
I don't want to find out that many people are missing a primary school education.
I don't want to find out that many people are missing a primary school education.
Can't disagree with this.
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Can't disagree with this.