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CosmicCharlie97
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · Nov 14
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 1d
Speedy Gonzalez and Slowpoke Rodriguez have already gone south.
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 1d
I refuse to watch most commercials, but did I just see a Narcan ad with the background music, "Na na na na... hey hey hey, goodBYE!"?
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 1d
Make it out of green bud, and the adults will follow you wherever you go.
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 1d
"GWAR! Oof. Good god, y'all..."
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 2d
I've heard of Venus Flytraps. Is this a Pluto Bedbug-Eater?
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 2d
Strapped...
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 3d
Now for Halloween, the new Gummy WTF. It came off my shoe.
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 3d
My Uncle Tom made the front page of the Philadelphia newspaper, back in the early 1900s, for streaking.
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 4d
IIRC, The Sopranos covered this in Season 5, with Lawrence Taylor, David Lee Roth and Frank Sinatra Jr.
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 4d
How is it that anyone cares at this point? Everything is sponsored by gambling. The State got tired of the mob getting all that money. Parlay on whether he gets any time...?
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 4d
One of my favorites.
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 7d
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYMe...
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YouTube video by Donna Summer - Topic
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 7d
That I'm so unqualified that I would probably get elected?
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 7d
Fuckin' scrub jays. (Although since I saw Chelsea Handler rooting for them, I have to hate them a little less.) I wish the Ms had gone all the way, but they can remain our little secret for another year.

We'll put a ring around the Big Dumper yet!
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 8d
Rated ver-ry nice-uh.
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 8d
Death Race 2000, Duel, and the Road Warrior franchise all capture that Death Zone Driver fantasy. I think it's been around as long as immature males have been.
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 8d
Creative googling lead to pedophile.
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 8d
He was their connection?
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 8d
In The Oregonian's birth announcements, Homer Groening's name is a few letters above my dad's. Welcome, Margaret Groening!
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 8d
"Head cheese! My brother makes it REAL good...!"
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 8d
Just watched the Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror #832, and am reminded that I'm almost exactly the same age as the real Maggie Simpson.
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 10d
Driver told everyone that we were at the closest protest stop. (Not exactly.) But it opened up some seats!
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 10d
There's a few people heading downtown today. My commute is disrupted...
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 11d
There's a pack of wild dogs terrorizing 4th Avenue.
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social · 13d
He's saying, "Thoughts and prayers..."
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