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cottoncandylizard.bsky.social
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@cottoncandylizard.bsky.social
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25, he/they, grey-ace. fat-fuck lizard. 18+ only please. pfp by @wiishyishii.bsky.social
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · Aug 4
also what if I lazily shaded one of them haha
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · Jan 6
HI, @wiishyishii.bsky.social DREW THE NEW GUY HANDSOME AS HELL

LOOK AT HIM
a green anthro chameleon with glasses, a black leather jacket and an orange t-shirt. fat as hell, incredibly wide hips. super smug about it.
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 1d
at least with a useless, generic screen name I don’t have to change my name again for all platforms lmao
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 1d
mmm chameleon mode again
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 2d
yeah I keep saying yummy for some reason, what else am I supposed to say when I see a nice, squishy butt
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 2d
this is yummy and making me only a little envious 👁️👁️
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 4d
I haven’t done vr in such a long time… but that is quite tempting…
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 6d
piece of media: “these 2 characters are mortal enemies, they hate each other with every fiber of their beings. not a shred of chemistry between them, they want to kill each other”

the internet: “ok so they have gay sex every night”
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 7d
in my defense I see too many bots posting things like that

I guess we know where it got the training data from 💀
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 7d
Oh my god I sent that message and I was immediately like “oh wait what if it’s real” and it turns out that was the case I’m so sorry LMAO
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 7d
at least it sounds AI generated to me, it has that same tone of “using art to inspire and nurture the human spirit~” or some shit
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 7d
not the AI generated profile bio too 😭
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 15d
also he used to be an EA executive so take that how you will 💀
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 15d
more so his track record has been pretty unremarkable, the most notable thing about him BEING his last name

something like the reggie/iwata duo is incredibly unusual. so in comparison, Doug lurking in the shadows and only coming out once in a blue moon for a press release is pretty underwhelming
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 15d
yeah but he kinda sucked lmao
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 19d
maybe it has something to do with the fact I used my irl name in it LOL
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 19d
what could possibly be more self-indulgent than drawing myself as a morbidly obese pink lizard man?

idk man, and that’s what perplexes me so much 😭
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 19d
this makes it sound like i drew some weird, fucked-up porn, and i can assure you it’s NOT that. it’s BARELY even porn

i just find it excessively indulgent and cringe. and honestly my feelings TOWARD the piece says more about me and my insecurities than anything the piece itself says about me, lmao
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 19d
when you draw something so horrifically self-indulgent that you can’t even share it with anyone cuz you’re lowkey embarrassed about it
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 19d
well I need to draw stuff for myself if I ever wanna get back into art
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 19d
when you draw something so horrifically self-indulgent that you can’t even share it with anyone cuz you’re lowkey embarrassed about it
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 19d
my family got a bidet after visiting japan and it’s wild that the western world hasn’t widely adopted them yet???
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 19d
everything else sucks so I need that dopamine
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 19d
the only constant in life is fat furries are cool as fuck
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 19d
or maybe I shouldn’t hire anyone ever again cuz im afraid of getting ripped off again
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 19d
maybe I should hire a character designer to redo my sona cuz it’s been 6 years and I don’t know what the fuck im doing
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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 19d
the dissonance between my pfp and my posts’ content is very funny actually

im losing my sanity but its coming out of this goofy fuckface

we are not the same anymore, I don’t think
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