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Lamia Yuri Nun

@cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social

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lamia, yuri fan, lover of deranged women, professionally unemployed, now officially moved in with my wife Ana, cunt if you're better than me Assigned Delta by Bluesky feature rollout

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Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · May 14

So I'm going to finally open up commissions because dear god the need for money is starting to outweigh my hang-ups about my writing.

I'm going to write at a rate of 3c per word. I will ask for payment upfront as I have unfortunately been scammed before.

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Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · 30m

I don't like this. Can we all stop being scary its making it hard to be on bluesky

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天城桜🌸 @amagisakura.bsky.social · 5h

新聞の定期購読者に特別サービスしてくれる文ちゃん！🐦‍⬛
#東方Project

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Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · 8h

Oh yeah if you microwave grapes that are touching each other they apparently make plasma??

Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · 8h

Baseball is happening huh

<- barely knows what is going on

Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · 9h

I have been requested by my Mistress that I am to breed a 0 IV Smoliv now

Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · 9h

This may be the worst Pokemon ever made

Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · 9h

*grips* YOU

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Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · 9h

Eternatus forced to be a cute little idol fish girl...I'm woozy

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Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · 9h

kindofmakingmyselfhornynowthinkingofthatgijinkahonestly

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Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · 9h

With Heart Swap you could say, perhaps, I have performed an Evil Class Change on the Eternatus where it lost all of its buffs and Luvdisc gained all of them.

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Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · 9h

"Is this about your kink about being a little fish in a bowl?"
"ITS NOT ABOUT BEING A LITTLE FISH IN A BOWL"

Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · 10h

Thanks to the combined powers of DOMESTICATED FISH and INCREDIBLY POWERFUL SNAKE I managed to perfect the Eternatus fight. 0 KOs. First time I've ever done that.

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Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · 10h

ALWAYS BELIEVE IN THE SNAKE

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Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · 10h

He was named Brot what can I say

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Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · 10h

It's a sign our world is not truly cruel. There exists a glimmer of hope.

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Leva @blueamaryllis.bsky.social · 10h

thankfully you can't put a tiny hognose snake to the sword. it's impossible

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Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · 11h

BROT????

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Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · 12h

Not enough respect is given to bird eating tarantulas honestly

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Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · 12h

Yeah that tracks. I grew up out of that and now I'm an adult that needs praise.

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Countess Mavencula @saintwisona.bsky.social · 12h

They're inventing new girls lower in the hierarchy all the time huh

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Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · 12h

"Splishy Splash, that's one of those moves Olivka learns"

Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · 12h

Out here developing kinks after YEARS of careful exposure to awful h-doujins and meanwhile Olivka is fucking speedrunning it.

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Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · 12h

You know I wonder why a lot of people don't see me as like, you know, a pretty obvious sub and then I see Olivka post and then I realize that's why.

Girl you are so cooked.

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Kallidora Rho @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 12h

oh, do you thing something erotic about being a delicate thing bound in the powerful, inescapable coils of a cold-blooded predator, constricting you so tight your bones break and your lungs fail, while its huge, fanged mouth unhinged to devour you whole? how surprising

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Lamia Yuri Nun @cottonmouthlamia.bsky.social · 12h

I need to boot up Scarlet and Violet real quick