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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃

@cowboyboopboop.bsky.social

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👻 Sup? 👻 Your chill gamer buddy. Taken. Straight-ish bisexual. Always horny. Just here to show off in my underwear. NSFW. (He/Him) Himbo Sun || Redneck Moon || Dilf Rising 🔞🇺🇸🍻💪🏼🌱🎮🥩 Gimme your lunch money: cash.app/$sirdadbro 📍- NYC babyyyy 🤘🏼

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 17d

Happy #Jocktober brothers 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

#jockstrap #bulge

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 1h

Just woke up and I want McDonald’s lol

#bikinibriefs #bulge

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 2h

11. How much teasing?: It…depends. I like having my nipples played with and I love being rimmed. But does that count as foreplay or teasing…? Whatever lol

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 2h

10. How much foreplay?: Honestly I can take it or leave it

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 15h

About to get in the shower
And then go the fuck to BED

#briefs #bulge

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 19h

Me sometimes

jeraldisaman03.bsky.social @jeraldisaman03.bsky.social · 1d

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 21h

Just wanna be a muscle man 😤

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 23h

Fine I’ll just wear nothing then

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 23h

Fucking other dudes is my gender affirming care

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 1d

Lowkey I love being groped lol

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 1d

🤘🏼:p

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Baseball by BSmile @bsmile.bsky.social · 1d

Today In 1977: New York #Yankees star Reggie Jackson becomes “Mr. October” when he blasts 3 HRs on 3 consecutive pitches vs. the Los Angeles #Dodgers in Game 6 of the #WorldSeries at Yankee Stadium!
#MLB #Baseball #History #Postseason #RepBX #MrOctober

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 1d

I’m a jock in the “nontraditional student” way.

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 1d

Right? So fucking weird

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 1d

Oh fuck and maybe I can start doing hip thrusts too!

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 1d

Really excited that my new weights are coming in today. Can’t wait to finally see how close I am to benching my own body weight. ☺️

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 1d

I used to not really care much for jockstraps but suddenly I’m into wearing them—the more classic, athletic ones specifically.

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 1d

Haha yup

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 1d

Ha but that’s normal anyway :p

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 1d

I hope I wake up ripped as fuck tomorrow :)

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 1d

9. Loud or quiet partner: I don’t care either way as long as we’re both having a good time

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 2d

8. Rough or Romantic sex: Rough. 100%

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 2d

Welp! Movie night!!

Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 2d

The bong situation sounds……..dangerous?

But yeah a lot of straight porn is just….not it 😅

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 2d

I’m not sure I recognize that name lmao but I’ll look it up at some point 😂

But I know Bible Black was a big deal once

I remember this other porn that was some ninja girl fighting a giant colon monster that was attacking everyone to…eat their colons. FILME.

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Spooky Uncle Dirtbag 🎃 @cowboyboopboop.bsky.social · 2d

Okay so like I don’t know how to answer that because my friends and I used to hunt down the most bizarre, gross, or scary porn we could find.

There’s all the hentai, efuckt.com (idk if it’s still there), this one video of these two eating milk and cereal out of some other woman’s gaping asshole…?

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