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Thicken Nugget (comms open!)
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cal | 25 | fatfur artist |he/him| Single
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i am really considering getting permanent vampire fangs
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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pros of being a really fat vampire:

stakes cant kill you. (too fat to reach your heart)
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
i think if vampires were real that would be really funny. imagine seeing a castle in new york city and being like yeah yup thats normal. a vampire totally does not live there
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
is this anything
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
oh
how much will i regret my words here
November 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
how much will i regret my words here
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
pros of being a really fat vampire:

stakes cant kill you. (too fat to reach your heart)
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
yup. its still here today i love this condition i literally cannot do anything about this. its vampire time
autism is SO funny one day it will be like you gotta obsess over vampires and you will ask why and it will say "because"
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
IS THE CASTLEVANIA SHOW ANY GOOD
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
guy who has a type

save me beautiful blonde man
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
i hauve never played a castlevania game but ouuuuuuuuugh hes so.
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
wanting to be a spooky vampire
forced to work on comms
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
theres a guy in my local furry group who is part of the national guard and he wont stop sending military images in the telegram chat and its realllly weird
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
i caved and bought the castlevania dlc for this game and now hes dripped out
IGNORE THE STINK LINES he got garlic'd :(
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Please don’t break down my castle walls looking for chicken. If it was there I would have ate it already
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Free Turkey via Wall.
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Please don’t break down my castle walls looking for chicken. If it was there I would have ate it already
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!"

The ever so useful wall chicken:
October 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Not all vampires are evil

But I sure am >ᵥ_ᵥ<
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
You would have to let me drink your blood. Also you have to do crime
taking applications for evil vampiric servants
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
ohhhh im a thirsty little vampire you have to water me with your blood
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
im sorry but this is the funniest debuff i have ever seen in a video game
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
autism is SO funny one day it will be like you gotta obsess over vampires and you will ask why and it will say "because"
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
simon belmont fucked my ass
i discovered a game that is vampire minecraft and i am having so much fun
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM