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‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 8

🕶️ “ We’re rebels that play. ”

🔈 “ We don’t play!! We don’t play!! ”

[ #DELTARUNERP #UTDRRP #UTRP #DTRP #MVRP ]

🕶️ “ K_K, are we players!? ”

💿 “ ... ”
💿 “ I’m a CD player. ”

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‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 15

[ . . . ]

[ All three turn to stare at him. Sweet and Cap'n, for good reason, but K_K is just doing it because the other two are. ]

💿 Maybe that's true.

🔈 NO??? IT'S NOT???

🕶️ We've MET the weather channel!!

• MADNESS AND HOPE. • @tri-hope.bsky.social · Jul 15

* CAR CRASH SOUND EFFECT. HERE COMES NOYNO WITH THE DUMBEST OPINION EVER??

Seasons are a scam made by Big Clothing to sell 'seasonal wear', thanks.

‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 14

[ K_K peeks over their shoulder. Sweet and Cap'n are, indeed, staring back. ]

🔈 K_K, what are you playing Christmas music for? The deer girl ain't even here!

💿 'Tis the season.

🕶️ No, it's not. . .

• MADNESS AND HOPE. • @tri-hope.bsky.social · Jul 10

* Peering around the side of K_K...

(... I think the other two are noticing the song...)

‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 14

🔈 Well. . . We're the Sweet Cap'n Cakes! I'm Sweet.

🕶️ The ladies call me Cap'n.

💿 K_K!

︎ ︎︎ 𝓒𝐔𝐁𝐈𝐁𝐈𝐁𝐈𝐁𝐈𝐒𝐌 ． @internet-axolotl.bsky.social · Jul 10

✱ Hii! (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

✱ Well— Obviously, you three are strangers to me…

✱ And I’m a stranger to you, too!

✱ So nope! We’ve never seen each other before.

‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 8

🕶️ Do we know this one, Sweet?

🔈 Not ringing a bell. . .

💿 Hi!

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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · Jul 14

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‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 10

💿 Okay.

[ They're not even? questioning that. They just carry on playing it. ]

• MADNESS AND HOPE. • @tri-hope.bsky.social · Jul 10

(I have no idea. But I can't... bring myself to turn it down.)

‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 10

💿 Do you like it? :)?

• MADNESS AND HOPE. • @tri-hope.bsky.social · Jul 10

* He is both befuddled and also incapable of turning away.

‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 10

💿 I can do Christmas.

[ It's. . . oh. Well. Hm. Uh, ]

‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 10

[ Nodding understandingly. ]

💿 I like music, too.

[ Real shocker, coming from the CD player. ]

• MADNESS AND HOPE. • @tri-hope.bsky.social · Jul 10

* Layton and Johnstone's best work was in the early 1930s.

(... Old music, actually. 1930s.)

(It's nice, sometimes.)

‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 10

💿 Do you like music?

[ Kind of impressive they took this long to ask that. ]

• MADNESS AND HOPE. • @tri-hope.bsky.social · Jul 10

* He seems neither less nor more sure of himself.

‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 10

💿 . . .

💿 Yes.

[ . . . It looks like they just decided that on the spot. ]

• MADNESS AND HOPE. • @tri-hope.bsky.social · Jul 10

* Attempting to decipher...

(Like, as in... steaming food? To cook it? So they'll be done soon?)

‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 10

💿 They'll get tired soon. It's okay.

[ K_K pops a lemon drop into their mouth thoughtfully. ]

💿 They're steaming.

[ This is not, by any visible means, true. It is not clear what they mean by this? ]

• MADNESS AND HOPE. • @tri-hope.bsky.social · Jul 10

(... And should I step in at any point, or just... let them cook?)

‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 10

💿 Yeah. It's like noise music without the music.

• MADNESS AND HOPE. • @tri-hope.bsky.social · Jul 10

* He's not asking where it comes from. These probably heal at least 25 HP.

(Get... what, out of their system?)

(Noise, in general?)

‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 10

💿 They have to get it out of their system.

[ Nodding sagely, K_K proceeds to hand Noyno a couple of lemon drops. Where are they keeping these. Where did all these come from. ]

• MADNESS AND HOPE. • @tri-hope.bsky.social · Jul 9

* He packs away a couple more CD Bagels into his rapidly filling inventory before noticing.

(... how the heck did they get to 'what animal you are'??)

‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 9

💿 You're welcome. We don't need to fund our rebellion anymore, so it's okay if you have them.

[ Big round wide-eyed smile. Sweet and Cap'n probably aren't even bickering about the same topic anymore. ]

• MADNESS AND HOPE. • @tri-hope.bsky.social · Jul 9

* ... It's a small thing, but a real relief. It helps that with his stats these are basically full heals.

‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 9

💿 Maybe piano?

🔈 All depends on your perspective!

🕶️ Glad to hear you've got a taste for music.

‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 9

🕶️ You bet!! Can you handle this!? Hit it, K_K!

💿 Hold onto your antennas!!

[ . . . A very short drum loop is played. ]

🔈 Did you get ROCKED!?

💿 All our songs are only 4 seconds long!!

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‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 9

🔈 Sweet, sweet tunes, baby!

🕶️ Pure melodious flavor.

💿 Mm. Maybe strawberry.

‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 9

🔈 We came from the Cyber World!

🕶️ But that's all gone. So now we're here.

💿 We still make music.

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‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 9

💿 You can do whatever you want with them. I'm giving them to you.

[ Wise words. Do they even know that? . . . Maybe?? ]

• MADNESS AND HOPE. • @tri-hope.bsky.social · Jul 9

(I can't even promise I won't just resell them to make ends meet...)

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‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 9

💿 It's okay. We have a lot.

[ Well. At least that's true. ]

• MADNESS AND HOPE. • @tri-hope.bsky.social · Jul 9

* He'll take as many as he's offered, but... something within says he should still point out that these seem at least somewhat valuable.

(Um, probably shouldn't be giving these out, though, you know.)

‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 9

🔈 Sounds good to me!

🕶️ That just means you can eat as many as you want!

💿 They don't have any filling, sorry.

‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 9

💿 I know.

[ Immediately presenting him with another bagel. They have no solid concept of money and will absolutely keep handing these out to him unless stopped. ]

• MADNESS AND HOPE. • @tri-hope.bsky.social · Jul 9

* Quietly tucking it into his robe. He's not wasting a free healing item when he's at full health.

(... Thanks. Sorry.)

(And, you're the normal one, yeah.)

‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 9

💿 Okay.

[ K_K presents them with an armful of bagels. They just had those ready. Of course. ]

‍‍‍𝑺𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝑪𝘈𝘗'𝘕 𝑪𝘈𝘒𝘌𝘚 .ᐟ.ᐟ @cr4shboombang.bsky.social · Jul 9

🔈 WE DON'T HAVE THAT MANY BAGELS!!!

💿 We don't?

🔈 Where would we get that many bagels!?! How would they carry that many bagels!!?!?