Yes, I think the world would be a better place if Harris had won, rather than Trump.

I have a policy about being mean to liberals because I have a hypothesis that it separates earnest people with no political education or understanding from people who are just latent fascists in hiding. I'm looking for funding so I can contemplate this theory after I buy a new motorcycle.

Dave Chapelle's joke on Saudi Arabia being complicit along side Israel/U.S. in not just the Palestinian genocide, but the Sudanese genocide as well:

"HER DICK WAS BIGGER THAN MINE" *audience howls*

*Lowers voice 3 octaves* "I'm a truth teller, and the truth is, feminine penis. *applause*

If a child puts their hand on the Washington Monument it becomes the Trump Monument.

Jasmine Crockett has repeatedly gone to bat for crypto and Israel. You're out of your mind if you think she's got a shot. The actual left doesn't fuck with her, the right doesn't fuck with her, and there's nowhere near enough corporate libs in Texas to push her past the finish line.

I'll be haunted for the rest of my life by this evil. My shame is so deep that it will never be cleansed from my soul.