Craig Rozniecki
craigrozniecki.bsky.social
Craig Rozniecki
@craigrozniecki.bsky.social
Author. Satirist. Podcaster. Singer. Awesome. Modest. Boggle champion. Was a sexy George Costanza in a past life. 34 fewer felonies than Trump.
I've created a political-humor, anti-MAGA t-shirt shop on Etsy. There are 50 designs and counting. You can check them out here. -
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April 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I've now designed 11 patriotically hilarious anti-MAGA shirts. They can all be found and purchased here. -
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#MAGAMorons #ResistanceBlue
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March 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
What Trump says
"We will make America great again!"

What Trump does
- cut defense funding
- dismantle the Dep't of Education
- kill cancer research
- destroy the environment
- strip women of reproductive rights
- bring back measles
- isolate the country from allies
- place some people above the law
March 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Donald Trump is as "Christian" as Jeffrey Dahmer was vegan.
January 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"Trump takes credit for recent Israeli hostage release - despite deal being reached before he was sworn in"

Quite the magician, that Donald Suckerfield...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Trump takes credit for Israeli hostage release
‘Today the world celebrates as President Trump secured the release of four more Israeli hostages,’ White House says
www.independent.co.uk
January 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"Trump’s calls with British leaders reportedly left staff crying from laughter"

Our allies are laughing at us. I can't say I blame them.
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
Trump’s calls with British leaders reportedly left staff crying from laughter
Trump has not yet spoken with Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer since taking office on Monday
www.the-independent.com
January 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Remember those bad, old, sci-fi movies, which predicted - often comically so - what cars would look like in the future? Yeah, that's what the Tesla Cybertruck resembles.
#Fugly #AFridgeOnWheels
January 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It's not that MAGA doesn't believe in government; it just doesn't believe in government for white men.
#Resist #MAGACultMorons
January 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"Trump Abruptly Cancels Crucial Science Reviews at NIH, World’s Largest Public Funder of Biomedical Research" - www.scientificamerican.com/article/trum...
Trump Abruptly Cancels Crucial Science Reviews at NIH, World’s Largest Public Funder of Biomedical Research
President Trump has placed an indefinite suspension on research grant reviews and travel at the National Institutes of Health and appears to have erased diversity programming pages at the agency’s web...
www.scientificamerican.com
January 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It's been less than a week, and millions of Trump-voters/non-voters are rightfully feeling like idiots.
#Resist #MAGACultMorons
January 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"Lindsey Graham Waffles When Asked If Trump 'Violated the Law' with Mass IGs Firings: 'No – Well, Technically, Yeah'" - mediaite.com/a/orxwy
Lindsey Graham Waffles When Asked If Trump ‘Violated the Law’ with Mass IGs Firings: ‘No – Well, Technically, Yeah’
Graham at first said the president acted lawfully before quickly correcting himself during a Sunday interview with NBC's Kristen Welker on Meet the Press.
mediaite.com
January 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
In pardoning the January 6th criminals, Donald Trump has proven he always backs the blue, even when they're literally being backed into the U.S. Capitol with flagpoles by domestic terrorists.
#Resist #MAGACultMorons
January 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"Sen. Adam Schiff says Trump 'broke the law' by firing 18 inspectors general" -
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
#Resist #MAGACultMorons
Sen. Adam Schiff says Trump 'broke the law' by firing 18 inspectors general
In an interview on NBC News’ “Meet the Press,” the California Democrat blasted Trump for firing 18 of the federal agency watchdogs over the weekend.
www.nbcnews.com
January 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
A woman told me the other night she never got a COVID vaccine, because "I'm not putting stuff I don't know into my body." She then propositioned me. I said, "You want to put something you don't know into your body? That's fine, but it's not going to be me."
#Resist #MAGACultMorons
January 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Hey all! While I'm not completely leaving Xitter, I just can't deal with the MAGA craziness (redundant, I know) at times, so I thought I'd give this site a chance. If any Xitter followers of mine could help me reach more followers, it would be greatly appreciated! Cheers!
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January 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM