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Kakistocracy (Jay)
@crankypacifist.bsky.social
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 2m
RFK Jr would be great if he'd never existed.
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 9m
Ye gods. Ensure?
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 12m
Renaming it the Center for Diseases Center.
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 22m
I'll probably just assume you're not interested until you hit me over the head with it.

That's what worked on my partner of 20 years. I think her exact words were, "How are you so fucking clueless? I've been hitting on you for three weeks!"
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 33m
(raises hand)
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 35m
If that don't get you going, ain't nothing gonna do it
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 57m
The fuck. Wasn't that lounge a compromise in the first place?
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 1h
I remember looking at one of his Bachman titles in Waldenbooks (Thinner, maybe?) and thinking "look at this schmuck tryna be Stephen King."
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 1h
Bagel bagel bagel
I made you out of wheat
Bagel bagel bagel
And on you I will eat
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 1h
Our policy is more than our mortgage.
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 10h
(takes after-dinner meds at 01:00)
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 11h
Lookit all that incest
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 11h
We should both be asleep
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 12h
I was noticing that.
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 12h
😙👌
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 12h
40g of steel, applied at mach 3.
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 12h
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Jonathan W. Gray @elmcitytree.blacksky.app · 13h
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Jennifer Caroccio Maldonado, PhD @drcaromaldo.blacksky.app · 14h
Link.
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 12h
I am 5'9" and 225 lbs and I am thin next to TFG
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 13h
Okay but that's cool af
(and nice Le Creuset collection)
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 13h
I mean it was the most powerful political body in the world for…how many centuries?
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 13h
*reminder
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 13h
Oh shit I didn't take my meds, thanks for the remy
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 15h
It'd be awesome if the rack was strong enough for someone to sit up there 🤣
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 15h
It's a weird place for me. Cultural traditions, especially foodways, are sensitive territory for a lot of people, and while I respect that, I also just like food, and some of the weird fusions kick ass. Like I'm sorry, but rosemary bagels are *good*, man!

That said, I would never serve them to you.
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Kakistocracy (Jay) @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 15h
Glorious. Damn.