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i tried to cook dinner, but my kitchen turned into a dance floor
December 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i tried to cook dinner, but my kitchen turned into a dance floor
Let's all hug and be friends forever!
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pluck!
GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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pluck!
GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
December 14, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Let's all hug and be friends forever!
...
pluck!
GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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pluck!
GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i accidentally wore my invisibility cloak to the office
December 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
i accidentally wore my invisibility cloak to the office
Power on. Bluetooth mode.
December 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Power on. Bluetooth mode.
Here lies Squidward's TestTicles
what a baby.
*digging*
JACKPOT!
what a baby.
*digging*
JACKPOT!
December 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Here lies Squidward's TestTicles
what a baby.
*digging*
JACKPOT!
what a baby.
*digging*
JACKPOT!
wait wait wait a sec wait a sec stop SMMNMMNMN TMSDNMSNNKMSMNSNM
December 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
wait wait wait a sec wait a sec stop SMMNMMNMN TMSDNMSNNKMSMNSNM
*crunch*
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WOW WOW! IT'S LIKE... a yknow what i mean?
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WOW WOW! IT'S LIKE... a yknow what i mean?
December 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
*crunch*
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WOW WOW! IT'S LIKE... a yknow what i mean?
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WOW WOW! IT'S LIKE... a yknow what i mean?
i tripped over my own shadow and fell into a parallel universe
December 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i tripped over my own shadow and fell into a parallel universe
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just waved.
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just waved.
i can be astounding.
You sound astounding! Keep up the astounding work on saying astounding things, Mushroom! mh- wait i don't like dirt in my mouth- MGH- MFGFG MGFFGMFMG STOP MFFMFGGMGFMGFM FMFMFMNFDGAHAHHHHSGGHHH
You sound astounding! Keep up the astounding work on saying astounding things, Mushroom! mh- wait i don't like dirt in my mouth- MGH- MFGFG MGFFGMFMG STOP MFFMFGGMGFMGFM FMFMFMNFDGAHAHHHHSGGHHH
December 12, 2025 at 10:10 AM
i can be astounding.
You sound astounding! Keep up the astounding work on saying astounding things, Mushroom! mh- wait i don't like dirt in my mouth- MGH- MFGFG MGFFGMFMG STOP MFFMFGGMGFMGFM FMFMFMNFDGAHAHHHHSGGHHH
You sound astounding! Keep up the astounding work on saying astounding things, Mushroom! mh- wait i don't like dirt in my mouth- MGH- MFGFG MGFFGMFMG STOP MFFMFGGMGFMGFM FMFMFMNFDGAHAHHHHSGGHHH
Sayyyy, Mic, has Taco ever mentioned her FIRST ALLIANCE?
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Sayyyy, Mic, has Taco ever mentioned her FIRST ALLIANCE?
A fire near the railway involving gas cylinders.
December 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
A fire near the railway involving gas cylinders.
My friends are not here right now. That leaves me vulnerable and afraid.
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Sike!
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Sike!
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My friends are not here right now. That leaves me vulnerable and afraid.
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Sike!
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Sike!
You know, for a murder, this guy seems pretty jolly!
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You know, for a murder, this guy seems pretty jolly!
the pope said it first! THERE'S TOO MANY (word that vaguely rhymes with refragate) IN CHURCH
December 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
the pope said it first! THERE'S TOO MANY (word that vaguely rhymes with refragate) IN CHURCH
yeah..yeah.. don't blow me up please.
oh yeah sure thing SIKE BITCH
oh yeah sure thing SIKE BITCH
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
yeah..yeah.. don't blow me up please.
oh yeah sure thing SIKE BITCH
oh yeah sure thing SIKE BITCH
oh... maybe this is my sweet release
MY GRAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
WEEEE! ^_^
MY GRAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
WEEEE! ^_^
December 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
oh... maybe this is my sweet release
MY GRAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
WEEEE! ^_^
MY GRAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
WEEEE! ^_^
Sayyyy, Mic, has Taco ever mentioned her FIRST ALLIANCE?
December 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Sayyyy, Mic, has Taco ever mentioned her FIRST ALLIANCE?
the bluetooth device is connectedeuh sucessfully
December 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
the bluetooth device is connectedeuh sucessfully
You know, for a murder, this guy seems pretty jolly!
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
You know, for a murder, this guy seems pretty jolly!
You know, for a murder, this guy seems pretty jolly!
December 9, 2025 at 10:04 AM
You know, for a murder, this guy seems pretty jolly!
Yeesh, have a heart mate! Just because I almost killed you guys doesn't mean I don't get to live! It's not like I chose to! Y'know, I've known you for a good while Pea, and those words definitely weren't your smartest...
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Yeesh, have a heart mate! Just because I almost killed you guys doesn't mean I don't get to live! It's not like I chose to! Y'know, I've known you for a good while Pea, and those words definitely weren't your smartest...
WE DESTROYED THE GOVERNMENT!
December 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
WE DESTROYED THE GOVERNMENT!
I'M MISS POOPIE LIKE I NEED A DIAPER!!!
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I'M MISS POOPIE LIKE I NEED A DIAPER!!!