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i tried to cook dinner, but my kitchen turned into a dance floor
December 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Let's all hug and be friends forever!

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pluck!
GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
December 14, 2025 at 10:11 AM
i accidentally wore my invisibility cloak to the office
December 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Power on. Bluetooth mode.
December 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Here lies Squidward's TestTicles
what a baby.
*digging*
JACKPOT!
December 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
wait wait wait a sec wait a sec stop SMMNMMNMN TMSDNMSNNKMSMNSNM
December 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
*crunch*
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WOW WOW! IT'S LIKE... a yknow what i mean?
December 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i tripped over my own shadow and fell into a parallel universe
December 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just waved.
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
i can be astounding.

You sound astounding! Keep up the astounding work on saying astounding things, Mushroom! mh- wait i don't like dirt in my mouth- MGH- MFGFG MGFFGMFMG STOP MFFMFGGMGFMGFM FMFMFMNFDGAHAHHHHSGGHHH
December 12, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Sayyyy, Mic, has Taco ever mentioned her FIRST ALLIANCE?
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
A fire near the railway involving gas cylinders.
December 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My friends are not here right now. That leaves me vulnerable and afraid.

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Sike!
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
yummy delicious
December 11, 2025 at 10:08 AM
You know, for a murder, this guy seems pretty jolly!
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
the pope said it first! THERE'S TOO MANY (word that vaguely rhymes with refragate) IN CHURCH
December 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
yeah..yeah.. don't blow me up please.

oh yeah sure thing SIKE BITCH
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
oh... maybe this is my sweet release

MY GRAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
WEEEE! ^_^
December 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Sayyyy, Mic, has Taco ever mentioned her FIRST ALLIANCE?
December 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
the bluetooth device is connectedeuh sucessfully
December 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
You know, for a murder, this guy seems pretty jolly!
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
You know, for a murder, this guy seems pretty jolly!
December 9, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Yeesh, have a heart mate! Just because I almost killed you guys doesn't mean I don't get to live! It's not like I chose to! Y'know, I've known you for a good while Pea, and those words definitely weren't your smartest...
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
WE DESTROYED THE GOVERNMENT!
December 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'M MISS POOPIE LIKE I NEED A DIAPER!!!
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM