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Crash Bandigoon

@crashbandigoon.bsky.social

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Crash Bandigoon @crashbandigoon.bsky.social · Sep 30

savoring what could be the last beach day of the year

Naked at a lake, holding up a peace sign

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Crash Bandigoon @crashbandigoon.bsky.social · 23h

😈😘

Crash Bandigoon @crashbandigoon.bsky.social · 23h

Hehe, still working on taking this beast, so maybe next time 🫡

Crash Bandigoon @crashbandigoon.bsky.social · 1d

Working from home has its perks 🍑

Holding an 8in. circumference dildo up to my ass after riding it during my lunch break

Holding an 8in. circumference dildo up to my ass after riding it during my lunch break. I’m showing my hole, and you can tell how stretched it is

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ಥ_ಥ @veryjaymz.bsky.social · 1d

Hotel activities

Me in a towel with my arm up and my hand behind my head

Mirror selfie of me in a towel and my hand on my belly

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Crash Bandigoon @crashbandigoon.bsky.social · 1d

It’s been a relaxing Sunday! Just needs some belly rubs 🙂‍↕️

Me holding my soft, round belly, inviting you to come grab it

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Crash Bandigoon @crashbandigoon.bsky.social · 2d

A and* B 🙂‍↕️

Crash Bandigoon @crashbandigoon.bsky.social · 2d

hmmmm

Crash Bandigoon @crashbandigoon.bsky.social · 4d

So fucking cute 😍😍😍

Crash Bandigoon @crashbandigoon.bsky.social · 6d

I love it! My husband said I turned my dick into even more of a fidget than it was already, and he’s not wrong lol

Crash Bandigoon @crashbandigoon.bsky.social · 7d

I couldn’t recommend deleting instagram more 😌✨ Does wonders for your mental health

Crash Bandigoon @crashbandigoon.bsky.social · 7d

get me outta here! #tummytuesday

Sitting alone in the office with my shirt lifted up

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Pizzahog @pizzahog.bsky.social · 8d

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Crash Bandigoon @crashbandigoon.bsky.social · 10d

ok I did it 😌

Naked shot of me wearing a stealth retainer, a foreskin restoration device, with a tugger attachment that I’m tugging on to stretch the spare skin I have left

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Draoidh an Fhoghair 🍂🍄🍁 @faidhbhile.bsky.social · 13d

It’s Wednesday my dudes, whose belly am I humping this hump day? 😈

Me sitting naked on the bed smiling at the camera, holding my furry tummy above my hard cock

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Crash Bandigoon @crashbandigoon.bsky.social · 16d

Happy Saturday ☺️

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Service-Top of The Morning @grindsesh83.bsky.social · 19d

The wild thing about gaining arm muscle is that my “big and tall” shirts are creeping up from my shoulders and arms taking up more room.

Finding clothes that fit and having a big body is a FASCINATING experience! 😵‍💫🤣

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Crash Bandigoon @crashbandigoon.bsky.social · 17d

Thinking about buying a stealth retainer foreskin restorer, any testimonials?

Crash Bandigoon @crashbandigoon.bsky.social · 17d

Playin’ with my cawk #fcf

Cock downshot featuring precum sticking to my finger

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Crash Bandigoon @crashbandigoon.bsky.social · 19d

Hehe, thank you, handsome 😘😘

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BorkChopp @borkchopp.bsky.social · 21d

Happy Tummy Tuesday

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Crash Bandigoon @crashbandigoon.bsky.social · 21d

Obligatory pic of my renfair costume 🏰 I sewed the vest, sleeves, and chaperon hat myself 😌 Sidebar, leggings basically guaranteed VPL and looking cheeeked up the entire time, for better or worse