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@crashednburned.bsky.social
· Nov 9
haven’t done one of these, figured i’d introduce myself 🖤
💿 2000s lover
📀 tv show binger (ST, TVD, OTH)
💿 married/poly relationship
📀 photography lover
💿 eldest daughter
📀 ps2, nintendo switch, wii
💿 animal lover
📀 anti-trump, ice, maga
💿 4/20 friendly:)
📀 sleepy 24/7
💿 reaction memes
#promosky
💿 2000s lover
📀 tv show binger (ST, TVD, OTH)
💿 married/poly relationship
📀 photography lover
💿 eldest daughter
📀 ps2, nintendo switch, wii
💿 animal lover
📀 anti-trump, ice, maga
💿 4/20 friendly:)
📀 sleepy 24/7
💿 reaction memes
#promosky
i see a shopping day in my near future:)
February 16, 2026 at 7:50 AM
i see a shopping day in my near future:)
love when my husband forgets the card and i get to sit at the store and wait
February 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
love when my husband forgets the card and i get to sit at the store and wait
i’ll overdose on plan b before a mf call me his babymomma
February 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
i’ll overdose on plan b before a mf call me his babymomma
i think men that cheat on every girl they’ve been with really just want a man
February 14, 2026 at 9:08 PM
i think men that cheat on every girl they’ve been with really just want a man
Happy Valentines Ay to the people not getting any D today
February 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Happy Valentines Ay to the people not getting any D today
funny how men have hated women since the dawn of time but now women hate men and suddenly there's a problem
February 13, 2026 at 11:32 PM
funny how men have hated women since the dawn of time but now women hate men and suddenly there's a problem
i was definitely born in the right generation, i love wearing mini skirts and lip gloss when i’m telling men to shut the fuck up
February 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
i was definitely born in the right generation, i love wearing mini skirts and lip gloss when i’m telling men to shut the fuck up
my apartment complex can actually eat my ass fr
February 13, 2026 at 8:33 PM
my apartment complex can actually eat my ass fr
turkey baconnnn
turkey BACON
TURKEY bacon
turkeyyyyy bacon
:)
turkey BACON
TURKEY bacon
turkeyyyyy bacon
:)
February 12, 2026 at 10:37 PM
turkey baconnnn
turkey BACON
TURKEY bacon
turkeyyyyy bacon
:)
turkey BACON
TURKEY bacon
turkeyyyyy bacon
:)
boys get so offended when i call them boys, “i’m not a boy, ima man” actually you’re a little bitch but i’m trynna be nice
February 12, 2026 at 5:12 AM
boys get so offended when i call them boys, “i’m not a boy, ima man” actually you’re a little bitch but i’m trynna be nice
life’s too short, stick it in a hot dog bun and send her a pic
February 12, 2026 at 5:12 AM
life’s too short, stick it in a hot dog bun and send her a pic
went to walmart to get milk, came back with candy, a redbull and new cereal:)
February 12, 2026 at 5:10 AM
went to walmart to get milk, came back with candy, a redbull and new cereal:)
burger king bouta hit
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
burger king bouta hit
i always know when my local taco bell is gonna be good when i hear my fav worker
February 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
i always know when my local taco bell is gonna be good when i hear my fav worker
my heart hurts
r.i.p 🫂
r.i.p 🫂
February 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
my heart hurts
r.i.p 🫂
r.i.p 🫂
why are men so picky about who cut their hair but not who they stick their dck in
February 11, 2026 at 7:32 PM
why are men so picky about who cut their hair but not who they stick their dck in
doggetts story in oitnb also makes me bawl.
February 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
doggetts story in oitnb also makes me bawl.
i had snake bites until my left side continuously pissed me off, so now i only have my right side pierced
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 AM
i had snake bites until my left side continuously pissed me off, so now i only have my right side pierced
if i had a dick, i’d piss in it
February 11, 2026 at 5:27 AM
if i had a dick, i’d piss in it
fun fact about me: i have no tattoos:)
February 11, 2026 at 2:54 AM
fun fact about me: i have no tattoos:)
thrifted a box of bakugan for 10 bucks, theres some worth over 30 bucks in here
February 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
thrifted a box of bakugan for 10 bucks, theres some worth over 30 bucks in here
put me on a lie detector & make sure they ask me if i give a fuck, i want yall to see something
February 11, 2026 at 12:05 AM
put me on a lie detector & make sure they ask me if i give a fuck, i want yall to see something
i only know like 3 of my mutuals here irl
February 11, 2026 at 12:04 AM
i only know like 3 of my mutuals here irl
i fucked the baddest bitch in the Midwest tonight but some of y’all call that masturbating
February 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
i fucked the baddest bitch in the Midwest tonight but some of y’all call that masturbating
tight coochies are dangerous, unhand me grip reaper
February 11, 2026 at 12:01 AM
tight coochies are dangerous, unhand me grip reaper