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Yeah, and honestly based of them to make it very clearly fucked up when a lot of older myths can get very Meh about how rape is treated. Nope, the sun (Maliina) is upset enough to mutilate herself and literally run away for the rest of time. Good for her tbh
JUST. LOOK AT THEM !! (Art by Jonatan Brüsch)
I never really clicked with sun/moon love stories and symbolism and such. Until I found the Greenlandic version, which is a sister and her obsessively-in-love brother who raped her and now chases her across the sky. Like THERE. THAT'S the drama and fucked up dynamic I want
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A seals AU comic ! 🦭✨

The storm may rage on but elephant seal Tenma will always be here to protect and comfort seal pup Atom ❤️
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Old redraw. Still one of my favs. 🤍

#Joffdor
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Okay so there's this one scene late in Ivik the Fatherless where he's been starving for weeks and all he can think about/wants to do with the bear he's fighting is to cut its throat and drink its blood fresh outta the body. After drinking seal blood I am 100% behind him that stuff is FIRE
I am one Tumblr Braincell away from covering him in flowercrowns and hearts and stars y'all
After battling my school for Actual Months I finally got my transfer approved. So I'm celebrating with so much Baker Boy music.

And. Just. He is like the prettiest man ever !!
Also one of the ladies at our table told me I could just bite meat off of the seal blubber instead of pulling/cutting. So I may or may not have basically deep-throated a piece of blubber as wide as my face. She gave me very amused looks when I started cracking bones for marrow too
But she's started referring to me as her 4th son. Either works with me tbh
I'm quite Visibly Danish so I get varieties of "What's your connection to Greenland?" When I visit. But the sweetest I've gotten was one today asking me "Are you here with your aanaa (grandma)?" Which - yeah !! Kinda! I sorta reverse-adopted a lady there and have been calling her aanaa/my grandma -
I went to an Inuit bingo/dining event and oh my Gods the funny experiences. Most notably, one of the ladies there calls me Tupilak [a vengeful spirit] because she doesn't know my name and I threatened to send her one a few months back
Weight loss talk //

The biggest scam with weight loss is that if you're starting at a high weight, you won't even be able to tell you've lost weight for quite a while. I've gone down 50lbs this year and my body still feels the same at 163lbs as it did at 213 🫩
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Time to finally post this pretty Can.

#OC
Bless the sweet DSB lady who tried to tell me train times and which carts were for bikes. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I take this train almost every day hHjwhe
I performed a puppet theatre thing yesterday and one of the kids I'd been "targeting" (playing with through a dragon costume because he clearly found it funny) rounded back after the show to hug the dragon head goodbye. Y'all, the way I had to stop myself from crying 😭
Thanks! I'm so excited to start working. Apparently I made such a good impression that the lady interviewing me even said she wanted to offer me the job now, rather than getting back to me in a couple hours. So I am JITTERING with excitement
I GOT A MENTOR JOB LET'S GOOOOO
I've gotten way way way too used to adblocker on yt because I just tried to watch the new tadc episode on mobile and almost screeched out loud when I got 6 unskipable ads in 14 minutes. Might've been 8. I'm losing count and losing my mind
I'm okay, middle-aged dude took a tumble down some granite stairs. He was getting help when I arrived but one of the people helping was a lady with a baby, so I offered an extra pair of hands and we kept the guy talking until the ambulance came 20 fucking minutes later. He seemed okay enough
I also accidentally got described as being a woman for that snake situation in the police's daily report, so it takes an extra moment to explain that yes. That was me. My life is a slice of life absurdist comedy